“They don’t have trees in Baltimore?!” “Stop doing math, no more math for you!” Altitude drunk K is the funniest, most enjoyable she’s been all season 😂😂 #RHOP

There HAS TO BE something else we can call Uncle Lump… how does the most sensible person in that family have the most ridiculous nickname. #RHOP

Somehow found myself at a second hockey game in three days and… since WHENNNNN do the Mighty Ducks wear orange?!!??

Perd from Parks and Rec also being a reporter on #Scandal still makes me laugh

Me: Oh my god so much blood and murder!!! Andrew to Mellie: I’m gonna tell the world about all our dirty sex Me: Babe, you gotta kill him asap! 😂😂 #Scandal

I was very much going to have an inside January and then one of my friends said “I have an extra ticket-“ IM COMING!! 😂

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

Singing lessons….. Vernon please! #BeyondTheGates

Today is World Introvert Day.

Ok so… Fitz from #Scandal kinda argues like Lisa from #RHOSLC- just a whole lot of repetitive, petulant, mercurial yelling.

“You probably delivered him 👀” Simone was a mess for that 😂😂 #MarriedToMedicine

Whhhhhyyyyyyy is K trying to keep this man around? Does she think not having a man disqualifies her from being on the show?? I promise you, we don’t take “housewives” literally K! #RHOP

Ashley and Charisse’s son is GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and very hypocritical behavior #RHOP

I think it’s CRAZY for Gizelle to act like Thiemo being uncomfortable with the group is a wild concept. Most of your own coworkers being paid to be there are also uncomfortable! And to then say “why are we catering to this man”… what exactly did you change about the event? He just left. #RHOP

Please bear with my while I opine about week old reality tv but I’m finally catching up on my shows!

This man said “white women love Coldplay”. IM SCREAMING 😂💀 #RHOBH

I have THOUGHTS about the men Boz corralled for this speed dating event and then a lot of separate thoughts about the event itself. #RHOBH

This trip down memory lane between Bill and Dani…. Yea they knockin boots reaaaaaal soon! #BeyondTheGates

One of my Housewives pet peeves is when they split the group up for activities on a cast trip. Feels counterintuitive. #RHOSLC

One last thing: And law school… he can’t even have one argument with his mother without getting up and storming off… how are you gonna argue a case in front of a judge?!? Be for real #MarriedToMedicine

I hope A LOT of time is spent taking about Simone’s sons (and husbands) attitude and entitlement at the reunion #MarriedToMedicine

BRUHHHHH! #MarriedToMedicine

“I am running for State Representative and I just need to be QUIET” 😂😂 #MarriedToMedicine

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Angel talking about her lease sounds just like Phaedra trying to tell the girls her due date 😂 #RHOP

Wait has Kyle’s kitchen always been blue?!? I kinda dig it #RHOBH

These girls will NOT let Tilly host a fun party 😂😂😂😂 #RHOBH

I 100% believe PK is putting Dorit thru hell but I also think she is performing for the cameras. The nonexistent tears… just lean into being pissed off bcTHAT I believe #RHOBH

“Certain people have asked her about it” YOU MEAN GARCELLE WHO YALL ALL FROZE OUT JUST TO TURN AROUND AND ASK THE SAME QUESTIONS?!?! ooooooo these BH women irk me 😂😂😂 #RHOBH

Tabitha. Tabitha! Oh Tabitha… 😂😂😂

Instead of potentially sending Dr Wendy to jail for fraud we should make her sit thru an Ashley Darby/ Kim Zolciack Verzuz style singing competition. Thats more than enough punishment. #RHOP

lmao well done jessica, terrific work. all this over a global superstar who actually wants to stay in your league. exceptional job. just truly tremendous leadership.

This right here, and all of this could have been avoided if it wasn’t for her ego. The fact she let it get to a point where congress has now poked their noses in this should be the most embarrassing thing.

Lmfao NWSL gone end up on the hill and in court being foolish.

In the DMV, the Spirit have the juice.

I always thought Greg Vaughan was hot but so far, I like this man for Nicole #BeyondTheGates

Quads always been one to take to right to level 10 but Simone has had a hairpin trigger lately and like… por qué?? #MarriedToMedicine

I don’t support 78% of what comes out of her mouth but my god Heavenly makes me laugh. #MarriedToMedicine

Maybe a hot take but I’m ready for Dani and Bill to spin the block #BeyondTheGates

“Shayo was a dream” *flashback to ONE MONTH AGO* Bruh Stacey is hilarious!!!!!! #RHOP

The convo between Monique and Gizelle was.. productive!! Color me shocked! #RHOP

One thing about the #RHOSLC girls… they are gonna have a knock down drag out fight in the DUMBEST costumes/wigs

David Beckham still as sexy as ever!!! My original white man

#RHOA Todd is trash, #RHOM Todd is trash, #RHOSLC Todd is trash. Praying for every Real Housewife married to a Todd

Three weeks behind on #RHOSLC and I don’t even know how that happened

Rachel Zoe slid right on into the group dynamic at this lunch #RHOBH

“I dont know if slim is the word. Box…” #RHOBH

Marriage annulled after 17 years and three kids?!?? How sway?? #RHOBH

Sophia hating on Mau and his loser behavior, she is my new favorite child! #RHOBH