""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""

Russia accidentally blowing out a launch pad is less shocking to me than the fact they only have one pad they can launch crew from??

Why we Charlie Brown posting all of a sudden what did I miss

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This is the worst possible vocal stim one could get

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the creature™

Draw Simpson looking up meme

Have been thinking of an alt-history, hard sci-fi story of a cold war against the UAP phenomenon and NHI, probably done in an analogue style similar to Mare Ignis. Issue is I don’t know shit about military, technical, space, or ufo stuff all that well. Ramblings in alt text.

"it's not even hard to do, I just can't do it" is the most frustrating part of ADHD and it pisses me off.

Wanted to paint this dog

This is one of my favorite lines I've ever written. It really makes me feel like The Hayseed Knight is an important game, when my confidence wavers. store.steampowered.com/app/1332990/... #thehayseedknight

🚨HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY🚨 1/n www.oregonlive.com/travel/2024/...

I was thinking “imagine being from Gondor and having to live next to the dark land of doom and despair” but then I remembered Canada has to live next to the US

Mmmm… toilet paper that falls clean off the bone…

I find it funny when my voice cracks in a way that sounds like I’m using autotune

My mind is marred with sin

Fun little Long Horse sketch Available on a black t-shirt! slimyswampghost.dashery.com

Fantasy bullshit continues. I'm satisfied with the blocking/general shapes of the landmasses for now, though still need to detail the coasts up north. Many names still need work.

Also have to call out Diminish. Absolutely heart wrenching art and a huge inspiration youtu.be/TPT85_luGsA?...

Need a restaurant to sell a foot wide meatball called “The Eye of Sauron”

that one oomf who lowkey wont stop vocal stimming

Also I realized the whole goner maker sequence is just a ploy to make you state your real name. It hits you with “name your vessel” to get the shenanigans out, which then shifts your mindset to be more serious when it asks for your actual name. Toby’s gonna jumpscare us at some point with our name

Again have to call out Claire Noelle’s works, just some of the best (and surprisingly prophetic) Deltarune fan content I’ve experienced. I keep mixing up her leitmotifs with Toby’s youtu.be/QG_Wp9eZyKM?...

holy fuck

I already have a "team of Ph.D. level experts" in my pocket. It's called being in a discord server with a bunch of furries

People: "Are you fucking stupid?" Me:

ceroba with her hair down 🧡

meme fish

Sometimes I look at truck ads and go “this is literally just propaganda”

Remembering the old weather mod before Protomanly’s took the lead

I made this an image, feel free to save it and use it lol

hehe

Got randomly inspired by Burialgoods

It's that time of year where doors are creaky as shit

On my knees begging Toby to pull this shit and give everyone a heart attack

There's something that just tickles me about Pyrrhia's coastline. Like, it's not tectonically accurate by any means, but somehow it also gets the shapes and vibes of real world coasts more accurate than like half of all fantasy maps that do excessive greebling, or fractaling far beyond the poles.

Penumbra ( Deltarune Fan AMV ) Music credits to Surreal on Youtube

youtu.be/YisAp91LjFY?... One of the most impressive and high quality Deltarune fanworks I've ever seen

Absolutely love this Dess design, a perfect mixture of simple and eldritch

Considering that a mundane pencil becomes a sword in the dark world, a brush an axe, what would an actual light world weapon become? Does a knife become overpowered, a baseball bat an eldritch blade?

RUD, the term (or variants of the notion of the “rapid unscheduled disassembly”) dates back to the Apollo era at minimum and I patently refuse to cede the funniest possible way to describe your vehicle deciding to spontaneously disintegrate itself to the musk cultists

Considering the trait of Gaster's text being all capitalized, and some important Deltarune songs that have slight contextual connections to him also being capitalized, it's weird that one of the only two capitalized songs in Undertale is CORE, and concerning that the other is ASGORE.

Do Deltarune shipping fanfics have the soul just watching from the sidelines with popcorn, or does it have to be awkwardly inserted into the pairing since we’re a part of Kris? Has anyone done a self ship between the soul and Kris?

Someone posted these emu on tumblr, they apparently have a genetic mutation and weren’t purposefully bred for this, but are living their best lives. And I find it fascinating to see, it’s also interesting to see their baby patterns still apparent on their body.