i will never ever ever understand what compels people to try and contort their bodies into a 9 inch cave passage but it usually does not go well and you’ll never find my ass near the entrance to any kind of cave let alone wedged into a death trap tunnel just to look at some mud lmao

wife asked for a birthday burger and milkshake so you know i dropped everything and went to get it for her

going back to a different time

I've discovered a new miracle hrt supplement that'll make your tits grow so so fast, it's called Culvers Milkshake And Fries Twice A Week

i have a silly question but do yall rinse the tops of cans before you drink from them?

making another new dd2 character

the only way i know the injections are working is i wake up in the middle of the night and start screaming in agony from breast expansion

got some clover and honey gouda at the store and it’s got me feeling straight up wallace emotions

i’m like a dog you have to give brown contacts to immediately

beaming this image at every man i walk by for the rest of my life

injection completed 👍 also showed my wife the 18g needle for sucking up the girl juice and we both shuddered a little bcuz it looks very biigggg and scary

my wife likes to do this thing where she will watch a sad video by herself and then come show me so we can both cry lol

guess who didn’t get all the right supplies for injecting 😭😭😭😭 so now i gotta go out tomorrow and be a day late 😑

got slept on like this for link 45 mins earlier, lil man’s name is chestnut and he’s sooooo fucking cute i wanted to explode

bashful looking women with small pps 😩😳🥴

was thinking abt trying my winter car till i saw it’s got a bunch of ai assets :/ oh well

*girl who never has anything going on voice* so what’s going on

hitting the bike this morning but it’s hitting back :/

starting to suspect a streamer i watch might be an egg…….

watched like 8 or 9 cave diving accident videos which will probably not have any effects of me whatsoever tonight

increasing my bread consumption this year

welllllllllll i lost my burger

3 or so weeks on the bike have made a considerable difference so far bcuz i no longer get as winded making multiple trips up with groceries to our 3rd floor apartment

remembered why you can’t say anything on the internet ever lmao

just going for a quick 45 min ride this morning on a higher resistance than usual but uhhh i can feel my legs becoming liquid

been watching a lot of cave diving videos and so my recommendations are filled with videos like this

i need to lock the fuck in to voice training…but i don’t wanna

nothing hits as good as a nice crisp Smile Bomb like oooooo i need to dance

thinking of making a red hair unicorn oc bcuz the idea just like magically came to me in a dream…

whatever finds some yuri to rt

my wife explaining incredibly online things to me

chat i’m gonna be honest i think im gonna go nuclear and do spin attacks cuz i just cant stand people

take me to the fucking Lopunny Lounge

Machine that makes it all better #makeaterriblecomicday2025

got she/her’d by a nice older lady at the cat cafe unprompted so that is another high i will be riding

new girl at the cafe said my wife and are the best dressed customers she sees and i will ride that high as far as i can for the next few days

used to have an oomf who believed the only way to achieve fluffy scrambled eggs was to add milk as if the air wasn’t literally free and right there, it used to make me so irrationally angry but i dont like giving unsolicited advice so i just gritted my teeth and shut the fuck up abt it

eating a slice of bread straight out of the bag like im a smoker who hasn’t seen a ciggy in years

feeling a lot like realistic toddler skin sim mod this morning

My nephews got me playing pokemon go

up early to drop maple off at the vet for a teeth cleaning she needs and it’s a nice crisp 28 out and feels like 22 with windchill lol almost reminds me of home

have a lot of yuri in my brain and i need to find an outlet for it

i would like to retract my earlier post abt playing 14 dollies…it turns out i need to distance myself further from it

hours of watching my wife make yuri in xiv have maybe had an effect on me…i should make my own

my 30s rly are for making as many slow cooker meals as possible, even tho my 20s was already filled with a lot of that i aspire to do even more bcuz nothing grows ur tits and ass like a thick bowl of slow cooked yumminess

classic milf meal of pot roast this evening

put her away for a few months but i used this current exp bonus event to level her to 80

what an ominous tell

if i was a fantasy knight woman i would do everything in my power to end up in some mulan-esque situation where i disguise myself as a man to become head of the royal guard so that i can live comfortably but then one day the princess finds out and forces me to help her escape the castle to go

the maiden • #ffxiv | #kore •