Dan
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Wife Guy
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about 2 months ago
Everyone tell me their favroite piece of media where someone has a toothache because I just saw No Other Choice and I know there's one I'm thinking of but I cannot recall what it is
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We stumbled upon the most incredible, cursed, and unrelated triple feature in existence: The Descendants 2, The Crow (1994), and Howl's Moving Castle
about 2 months ago
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The Angel and Devil taking the night off
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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4 months ago
This bridge-on-bridge violence needs to end!
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Fascinated by the woman next to us who was terrified that this, her favorite bar, would be too crowded tonight because of *checks notes* high school prom
6 months ago
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King Dumb Cum, thy will be done
7 months ago
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I did this to her
7 months ago
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Good for Ace
8 months ago
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Together (2025)
8 months ago
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Do you think they'd be friends?
8 months ago
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Mama Mia is short for Mother Miasma
8 months ago
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Me every Pride Month
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9 months ago
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Paranoia Agent
9 months ago
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10 months ago
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小島秀夫
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I'm Dr. Jeffrey Helicopter, and I promise we will make it to the ground.
10 months ago
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Tell your doctor if you get bad side-effect Tell your doctor if you do not get bad side-effect Your doctor can then tell others how likely they are to get bad side-effect It's called a Percentage, and it's gonna Change the World
11 months ago
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about 1 year ago
Please internet tell me what I should think about Fred Durst
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Getting high and googling "Fred Durst" with my wife to celebrate Valentines day
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
The Gorge is the most video game coded movie i have ever seen (affectionate)
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about 1 year ago
Heart Eyes is so good. I can't believe how many rom-tropes this movie managed to pack in between the tropes. Definitely a valentines day must-see. Didn't
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could top Scare Me, but this sure does get close!
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Date night with the wife
about 1 year ago
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We're the Piss Police, and you can't do it anymore
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
Just thinking about Melissa Barrera's overalls in Your Monster
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Jenna Ortega had dead dad face (Non-derogatory)
about 1 year ago
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The Triangle is nature's perfect shape
about 1 year ago
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Misia 🩵🌊
about 1 year ago
Give anime characters goggles again
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Ladders: If you walk, you could go up!
about 1 year ago
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Oops accidentally bought my wife a bong for Christmas
about 1 year ago
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
over 1 year ago
CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
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over 1 year ago
Two songs make me feel perpetually trapped: 1. Happy 2. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime
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Jofis Chiles
over 1 year ago
Me waking up each day
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birdrightsactivist
over 1 year ago
stuffing go WHERE!!???!?
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Jonathan Kramer
over 1 year ago
Hundreds Of Beavers is now streaming FREE on YouTube in the US. Just some funny cartoony slapstick that you don't see much of these days. Honestly one of my favorite movies last year.
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Hundreds of Beavers
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Show me your pet and what they were named after.
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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My drag name will be Butt Slower
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
I NEED to find the rest of pictures from this family photo shoot
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win
over 1 year ago
Enjoyed Heretic a lot. Have many thoughts about it, but my main one is that it's a movie about how, no matter what you feel about religion, we can all agree that New Atheism guys are the fuckin worst
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Lots of talk about Heretic having theaters pump in the smell of Blueberry Pie, not enough talk about the lack of Axe Body Spray pumped into The Substance showings
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over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
I understood a lot about The Substance but one mystery to me still is why she had a bathroom that looked like that
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over 1 year ago
Heretic had the most unhinged use of Creep by Radiohead I think I've ever seen
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