Heheheheheheheheh

Silly goofy meanie head: "if you were a dog you would eat out of a bowl and only have brown kibble ! 😡" My genuine reaction:

Purple dog ! :3 arf arf arf ! What the dog doin

This was still a fun moment for me, Having the pumpkin girl commenting on my dumbass vid

Arf so I'm a dog and I sleep on the king sized bed with my owners every night 🐕🐶🛏️ That just makes it a dog bed right?

Can anyone please spare, like, anything to help Lily and I retain a good immigration lawyer? There's a chance we could get this thrown out if we can get good representation. paypal: [email protected] venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647

I never want my value as an individual to correlate with my ability to extract capital from an inherently abusive system :3

Hrt saves lives no if ands or buts will change that FACT

Waking up to almost a hundred notifications was extremely cool it's like something gave me a digital fog treat arf !

I fucking love my gfs handwriting so much I wanna get a tattoo with her writing so bad + thigh pic

Me trying to find the buttons to respond

This account is what happens when you give a dog a phone

I genuinely love having my owners numbers on the back of my tag it makes me feel safer bc if I ever go anywhere and anything bad happens my emergency contacts are right there

Gotta get that harbor freight sex machine

Get that gender non conforming puppy a bowl and a tag with their name on it !! (Get it for the conforming puppies too) Don't forget to put your name and number on the back of your are their owner !!

HECKIN OMG 28 LIKES ON A POST ? AM I FAMOUS???!?

If you ever wonder why in doing something just remember my thoughts were "thehehehehe that will be funny"

Dog in the dog fit

IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE TO PUT YOUR HANDS IN A ROBOT GIRL WHERE THEY DONT BELONG!! So come here and let me play with your wires !!

If you wish you had a tail and ears attached to your body you should follow me ya lil critter ! Share this to your critters friends! Trying to start a zoo

How to make the puppy girls fall asleep with just head pets (gender & results may vary ) 1 Make comfortable 2 let sniff hand and start petting 3 get in there with the nails pet good and firm not too hard for the pup 4 when they relax be gentle withe pets and support their head 5 sleeping dog

All the Ladywood enjoyers are going to like this one

Bowl posting 🥰

How is the left side of Michigan considered on the border??? Like this is something I don't understand also. Fuck ice each ice agent should self eat dirt from 6 feet under so they can do the planet a favor

Hey critters make sure to bite someone today !!

Me a chaser ?? Well duh I am a dog ! Chase my tail Chase cars Chase that lil red thing ( still haven't caught it ) Chase the ball Chase the hot people for head pets 🐶 :3

Arf! Woof ruff ruff ararar

How did I end up being a bottom AND a good driver ? And I'm a woman ??? Did I win the lottery???

Pisses me off that there's a Ford flex shaped dent in my knee >:((

I wanna do unholy things with hot people in my life :3

Transphobes should simply eat dirt from 6 feet under so they can do something useful with themselves. 🥰🥰🥰

Party could be better needs more ppl petting me

Caution this user is highly autistic queer and sexy follow at your own risk

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I'm the greatest smartest dog ever! after very little effort I have ordered myself a new collar! (6+ trys and alot of frustration but I did it ! :3 I have to be very patient until it gets here úwù ( I'm so fucking ecstatic òwó

Barking at the weather it's too cold 🥶🐶

Dumb of ass thick of thighs and blonde as hell this dumb bitch !

Having gay thoughts about woman and having to contain my blushes and smiles so I don't look like a dumbass at work is way better then disassociating bc I'm a witness to a crime :3 (Wonder if I can do both 🤔

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

I am well trained dog 🐶 🐕 .reference example A (picture) :3

Kiss trans people and overthrow the American government 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

I love my stretch marks 😊 it actually brings me great joy when a man doesn't like them

I mf love the w body platform great cheap cars 🥰🥰🥰

Can I get a arf from all the pathetic critters ?

Fuck society wear that collar !! Mine has my name in case I forget and my owners numbers if I get lost 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Am just a small dog with big feelings sometimes

Thinking about wearing my puppy tail to my first orgy :3 Need something for them to grab right?

I'm doing some wiring design live this morning, it may be boring but I like it m.twitch.tv/mooseloading...

Sitting and whining and the front door bc my owners are not at home

Heckin dog car :3