There are going to be more years, and I’m not sure how I feel about that

I think Instagram videos can be waaayy too long, which probably says thing about me

Hey @jetbrains.com, your ad just made me cancel my subscription. Suggestion: Maybe try reading the room before you post?

We talk a lot about “this meeting could have been an email.” We don’t talk enough about “this group message could have been a DM”

Steve Rogers on his way to become Super Antifa

Yawn. I’ve lost count of how many “raptures” were for sure gonna happen this time you guys, and I’m not even that old

It’s a lot of things and has many uses, but “AI is the newest technology for tricking people” is probably the most true thing about it

Oh dear god. I updated to macOS Tahoe and the window corners are rounded to the point of **actual violence**

Don’t judge a book by its cover. Unless the cover is AI generated, then judge the fuck out of it #ai #aiart #cooltimelinebro

Watching a clown man corrupt the government and then destroy the world sure hits different these days #finalfantasy6

If you were in Escaflowne, what kind of Escaflowne would you be? I would be Escaflowne

Legit didn’t foresee that republicans would also make the weather forecasts noticeably worse. Like I didn’t even have that square on my bingo card

The first, best solution to a writing block or any other creative impasse is to take a walk. Taking a walk is the “have you tried restarting it” of the creative industries. Wish I didn’t have to relearn this every time.

I had no idea this existed. Too bad it doesn't fit on a sign. youtu.be/WvOZs3g3qIo?...

Talk me into playing Nier Automata

Hey. Hey you. You must construct additional pylons.

Maybe Microsoft could ask copilot what the user wants to happen when they click “shut down”? Since they seem to struggle with the idea.

Sometimes I think, “Hey, what do you think is going on in the Kamala timeline right now?” and it causes me literal pain

In Busy Woman, Sabrina Carpenter informs you that her clothes are off and THEN she’s coming over to your place. Girl. Order of operations.

I’ve always wondered if I could just… roll. If I want to? Could I roll around the world?

Hey, you can replace that broken or drifting joystick on your Nintendo Switch Lite. I know because I just did. My heart rate went up 40bpm, but I nailed it. iFixit has the guide and sells the part for only $15. Believe.

I wonder if Facebook still doesn’t want us talking about 'Careless People' by Sarah Wynn-Williams. I wouldn’t want to upset Zuckerberg by posting about it.

Please refer to Twitter’s current logo as the “elon swastika” in all future communications with me. Thank you.

Hot take: I would pay EXTRA for a phone with a home button

@austinwitherspoon.com made a fantastic tool for getting a Project for Awesome ring on your profile pic #p4a2025

Mine says “This number is heavily screened and now you must endure a test of patience to leave a message.” Then I sing Never Gonna Give You Up. And people still leave voicemails.

This minigame is a Christmas movie #yippie-ki-yay

I find Taash’s story in Dragon Age Veilguard a little challenging. It makes me a bit uncomfortable. It makes me think. And this is a feature, not a bug.

Take a deep breath and remind yourself: “My misanthropy is justified.” Namaste.

*gestures broadly* #janeway

Some folks, some days. #janeway

If you don’t regularly monologue at your cats and make (empty) threats to destroy them/take revenge/make them pay, I just don’t see the point

ADVISORY: People older than me are not allowed to have more energy than me. Especially not Way Fucking More of it. If you or anyone you know fall into this category, please take appropriate action. End advisory.

According to Republicans, an attempt at crime/fraud/insurrection doesn’t count unless it succeeds, so I don’t know what they’re upset about.

The Onion first started posting this TEN YEARS ago

Maybe the real jam is the one we pumped up along the way

Ah yes, the “news” network that called Mister Rogers an “evil, evil man” is now shocked that a kid loves his dad to tears. Huh.

“Trump Melts Down After…” We’re going to keep seeing a lot of those headlines, aren’t we?

I hate ironing. I know because every time I do it, I think, “Wow, I hate this.” And that’s mindfulness.

I fucked up doing a ferry in Seattle and caused problems for a bunch of people. The shame feels like battery acid and gin

In my private secret thoughts, sometimes I think, yes, maybe a burger is a sandwich. However HOWEVER if you opened a “sandwich” restaurant and only served burgers there? Jail.

I have such a hard time knowing how I come off to people. Like, it’s a near-complete mystery to me. This has to be A Thing, right?

I’ve become less abs of steel and more abs of pliable metals

Kinda done with dystopian, late-stage capitalistic settings in fiction, especially games. Y’all, I’m here to escape, not marinate