WHY IS LRP MAKING ME EMOTIONAL

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

I sure did not anticipate writing Castti standing on a man's sternum and threatening to decapitate him on my to-do list today but it certainly did happen!

With THESE HANDS!!!

Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection. If you take that away, what do they have left?

Ughhh the roomba obviously needs to be messed with but I don’t feel like fixing it today, so I sent it home

Who the fuck is hammering at 9 AM on a Sunday

Thinking about how Haruka Tomatsu’s niche seems to largely be charming girl next door with the addition of Stia But also, Marie is a prodigy, even if she barely acts like it

清書しました

Finally going to be able to do what I’ve been doing with Duke Pouchington but with my sweet and darling girl (take picture next to plushie version of guy they’re named after)

At some point, I really do need to make a bsky version of my VA account

FEエンゲージ3周年おめでとうございます！遅刻！ #FireEmblemEngage #FEエンゲージ3周年

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW PREORDERS HAD SHIPPED

I hope they play Bobby Sox to make Trump extra mad

Okay but I’m laughing so hard. Shane and Ryan were joking about diarrhea medicine at this haunted house where a doctor practiced (she was a woman so of course she wasn’t allowed to practice medicine in a hospital) They do the Estes method and Shane asks what medicine he should take. Ryan hears

Made Emo Jeritza and Emo Hubert for fun

The good news is, I found this restaurant with a falafel sandwich (really more like a wrap) that scratches the itch of a chicken snack wrap but without the potential texture minefield that is chicken It would have been better if they used a pita instead of a flour tortilla but it had some kind of

I can’t seem to make myself do ANYTHING today and it sucks. Something inside me just feels like it’s not working right

What’s the dumbest nickname you’ve ever given a video game character (especially a boss) because you didn’t like them? I’ll start…Seymour from FFX just got called Seymen. And his full name and title, Maester Seymour Guado, became Maesterbator Seymen Guano

This is what Trump is afraid of youtu.be/mLJV76fdK-w?...

I woke up with very upset tummy and when I finally got back to sleep, I had a dream where the gist was basically about an entire group of people saying they didn’t like me over things that were very clearly autism things

Stomach what are you DOING

I told my brother and stepdad I’d be really sad if nothing like this happened at their shared alma mater and they haven’t gotten back to me (they went to a Catholic all boys school)

I think so often about how so much of my reasoning for wanting to go to Europe is just “I want to see these cool old crypts and tombs and shit”

Chaos Rings anything

Algorithms have failed artists, so once again I am appealing to the wealthy to go back to the practice of patronising artists so you can brag that your sicko is better than your rival’s sicko

Support local businesses because tf do you mean I’m about to get a protein and fiber packed Mediterranean meal for under $20 (before the tip, but like…it’s a good deal of food)

The Sims turns 26 today!! 😮

兄妹

Ronan is just my errant brain cell given a voice and a hypothetical physical form

Funeral Canceled Due To Runaway Corpse

People always think of medieval punishments as being torturous but nobody ever pays attention to the weird ones like "we are going to shave your head and make you become a monk"

How I imagine CotC/OT0 brainstorming went “Well in the previous arc, the player will have defeated three genuinely awful people. How can we follow that up?” “How about a king who’s a terrifying mix of Henry VIII and Donald Trump?” “Sounds perfect, write it!”

An update: she supposedly just had her yacht's port logs fully whiped from the internet (History of where the boat went for it's entire life) and the transmitter is completely off with the logs previously showing she went to every island AROUND Epstein's Oh she's GUILTY guilty.

SUCH a bad dream. Like I am really rattled this time

Depends on your definition! Ezra has his berserk mode when he fights and he did reckless things pretty often when he was young But Ronan throws the best parties and has a gist cymbal monkey in his yard. So like, you decide ig

THE SUGAR AND FAT DOESN'T CANCEL OUT VEGETABLE 📢📢📢 "HEALTHY" FOOD ADVICE IS LYING TO YOU 📢📢📢📢 YOUR BODY NEEDS CARBS AND FAT!!!! 📢📢📢 AND IT ALSO NEEDS THE VITAMINS YOU GET FROM EATING VEGGIES AND FRUIT SO GO FORTH! FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET FRUIT AND VEGGIE IN YOUR BODY BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

Omg. The undies that are supposed to still fit me are feeling big on me Then again, the pants I got in late December (size 1X) are already feeling a little big on me…

My phone wants me to label John Oliver

Almost went to sleep with hiccups. Woke up with hiccups

Balti

Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept." Astonishing thing for a judge to do.

OUGH the subject matter of this video is so interesting but this creator was involved in some TikTok drama where she and her shitty, incompetent lawyer were threatening to sue people left and right

one day someone who loves you will cook your favorite meal for you just the way you like it

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Gasp. They put boobies on my lock screen!

LRP yesssss I hate so much that genAI nonsense has tried to take over the sparkle emoji! I love the sparkle emoji

please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.

Simple pleasures are so important in this day and age. Those razors with the blocks of lotion or whatever built into the blade thingy? The ones that smell nice and make your skin feel smooth? I like those a lot