My BF “accidentally” booked Valentine’s Day dinner a few doors down from his favorite beer bar. Coincidence?

Most people: I can’t miss the game so I’ll do stuff during the commercials Me: the football is back on, time to do the dishes

This is the image that inspired Paul McCartney to write “Hey Bulldog” (it was originally going to be “Hey Bullfrog”).

In true Jewish fashion, I couldn’t celebrate a holiday without remembering suffering. In my Hanukkah cookie making, unfortunately a Maccabee lost his life bravely fighting against the Seleucid Empire. Thankfully he did get to enjoy Disney World during his life. #HappyHanukkah

If I ever need a third gig, I think I’ll be a cheerleader at the #WorldDartsChampionship, a sport that definitely needs cheerleaders.

As an encore to the #XPNCountdown I’d be happy to lend WXPN my copy of a record I bought awhile back that’s just a dozen or so covers of “Louie Louie.” Nothing is better than listening to different covers of a song back to back!

The bar I’m at is playing the prequels, at least they’re playing parts with Jar Jar and not space congress. #starwars #jarjarbinks

Listening to the #XPNCountdown as the top songs crept closer is the closest I’ll get to the feeling my mom had in 1978 when she listened to the top 40 countdown. Thankfully I am happy with the top choice, unlike her who reacted to “Shadow Dancing” getting the top spot-her 12 y.o. reaction? “Yuck.”

Would you rather: watch yet another remake of Animal Farm, OR, watch a hastily made 2-minute trailer made by me in high school after my group members bailed on the assignment? #animalfarm

The WXPN 885 cover countdown broadcast is the closest our nation has come to huddling around a radio since “The War of the Worlds” broadcast. #XPNCountdown

So far the worst part of turning 30 is my quarterly life insurance premium going up by 39 cents. Ageism is real!

Pretty shocking how the footage of me from 15 years ago getting drunk for the first time on Burnetts is only now going viral.

TBT to 2013 when I got my wisdom teeth removed, and upon awaking from anesthesia, asked my mom to buy me an eggnog latte which I proceed to spill half of down my shirt since my lips were still numb 😂

Another hard hitting piece of journalism from the NYT.

Scene: the bar Normal people: watching one of the multiple professional sports games being broadcast Me: watching the ESPN documentary about Duke basketball in the early 1990s because I can’t follow actual sports

Rooting for a Lions win so I can watch David Montgomery eat a carrot in vegetarian/vegan solidarity with me again.

TBT to thanksgiving circa 2011 when I tried to connect with my grandpa, who was a part time farmer, about the corn industry after watching a documentary about it in school, and he responded by complaining about Obama’s policies for farming.

Scene: interior restaurant, music playing in the background Partner: I think this is that sad song by the Smiths I was complaining about Me: that’s just every song by the Smiths

Realizing that Scooby-Doo’s family extends beyond Scrappy-Doo makes me want to review a genogram to understand the lore. #ilovesocialwork

Theaters showing the wicked marathon are weak. If you’re not showing the trilogy (wicked; wicked for good; wizard of oz) don’t even bother.

Thinking about how “so sick” by Ne-Yo probably confuses the youngsters given the first verse being about changing the shared answering machine message.

The bar is playing “She Wolf” by Shakira and remembering how it was inexplicably the most played song on my family’s iTunes (I’m an only child).

My guesses for Michelin stars in Philly: Friday Saturday Sunday Zahav Mawn Her place Let’s see if I’m right

Ended up in University City for the first time in years and reminiscing to when I first moved there in 2017 when there were 3 Starbucks on 34th Street. Now there is only one. Textbook example of survival of the fittest: capitalism edition.

Thank you Aetna for finally delivering my EOB! I was looking forward to it immensely!

Me: makes a Halloween playlist People listening to it: why is this playlist just 5 different remixes of heads will roll?

i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need

Also missing: the Vous

Was this the best way to advertise new coffee bean varieties?

Passover came early this year!

WHY DOES THE TILLY NORWOOD WHEN YOU TIL THE WOOD NOR OR THE WOOD UNTIL THE WOOD NOR WOOD

The geese are lined up in formation, waiting for the lights to go out. It’s lights out and away we honk!

Confusing Stephen A. Smith forever by asking who would win in a one on one between Lavar Ball and Kwame Brown

Today’s Baader-Meinhoff effect: I was looking at cocktails with Slivovitz 2 days ago and I see this today.

I know this is not what happened, but I wanna envision that some intern had to drive the cars from Montreal to NYC for the F1 movie premiere. #f1themovie #f1

Happy 24 hours of Le Mans day!

I am glad that I am being asked to provide my opinion on the cardboard box I bought a couple weeks ago as I’m sure the reviews on this matter a great deal.

Ah yes in the year 2025 I do want to look like a backup dancer in the 2010 music video for “California Gurls.”

Female privilege is saving *checks notes* one penny on a formula 1 movie shirt.

At the electronics store with my boyfriend, who is a software developer and has IT certification, watching him interact with the employees. (Just kidding he’s actually really nice)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 26,1948.

Today was a real example of the circle of life for me. In the morning I went to the optometrist and was the youngest person there. Then I threw a first pitch at a minor league baseball game and was the oldest person among the hordes of children! Where can a 20/30 something go? 🤔 #goldilocks

Ah yes I love having a beer in a pool in a flamingo floaty at the *checks notes* F1 Arcade; a notable pool party destination 🙄 😒

This is the same with Michigan. There are no tolls other than the Mackinac Bridge which is very far north.

Can I vote for all of them?

I’m trying to learn more about baseball beyond mascot interactions. I’m so glad there’s a book to explain things in a watered down way for a dumb woman like me!

I love him, but man is he goofy.

Yes I am taking commissions for my photography thank you for asking.

Current status: rawdogging a bagel (eating it straight from a bag with no cream cheese) before sundown and Passover starts