More booze?! Don't mind if I do 😏

We need more shows like MXC

Maybe I underestimate the values of sex.

I'm addicted to going to heaven

No Kinks Protest

This my favorite guy right here.

House MD (House Mozart Death)

I think there are at least 2 gods. God, Gosh, Golly and of course Jesus.

I read this as "Booze!" and got tipsy conceptualizing the discussion on the topic of such intoxicating beverage

Yes Discord I think I heard you the first time

I don't believe I'm in a proper position in my life to goon. Yes the luxuries and fantasies of, sex and... money is well and, good and all, I just, don't feel my life is ready to embrace those wishes and really welcome those feelings yet.

If we were at brunch Kamala would be at brunch be at president and right now

I wonder if Joe Rogan listens to his own podcast in his spare time

Im not gay but I love it when men sing... I love it when men rap too

Horse: nuzzles me Me: haha easy girl.

I come from a long, long, LONG line of professional skankers. More and more, our jobs are being replaced by AI. The ska community has done nothing to address this.

I'm thankful for every fan that I get but I can't take a shit

Menswear - comfortable, stylish, elegant Men swear - uncalled for, straight up wrong, just not cool

I'm here to suck ass, and suck ass. But I'm allllll out of ass. So I just suck.

This isn't sounding, my friend. This, is swallowing.

Dude, fuck a blueberry until it turns green again.

Aww dude FUCK my cerebral cortex. Can't take this shii no mo.

wow women are gay as fuck

If everyone you've ever met strongly disapproves of your behavior it means you're doing something right

Thoughtful chimp with glasses reading book with orange-yellow background

Yeah Joson that really is strange isn't it

corrin...!!!

I have to get plastic surgery to look like RICHARD NIXON bc of yall

The smell of poop relaxes me

I'm not political... I just have common sense.

A screamtail I drew :3

the look on my hufflepuff ass face when they announced NEW HARRY POTTER REBOOT SERIES

yalls rhetoric is dividing the nation, no cap

Ok so ive made it to McDonald's. So I order the food? And then I pay them? Or do I pay them first?

im just your average guy but the moment you fuck w me I go ape shit People will tell you, "He's just your average guy but the moment you fuck w him he goes ape shit"

whether you use AT&T, T Mobile, or Verizon,its all love from here - Nick

Dude its ironic How I fuck with you every damn day And you always eat my shit

Laugh at the people who go absent on a website, they think. What did I ever do to you people?

Wwyd if you died and saw this

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

do you know why I play video games? Its to bring Christianity back. Everyone's afraid to talk about God... thats why they took God out of Games. But not me.

when I show up tot he bowling alley with my band... you just know theres gonna be a fight tonight!

The govt was shut down because of cancel culture

I dont brush my teeth before going to hte dentist. thats there job idiots

everyone has faces these days

its not about right or left, its about right and wrong. #TruthNuke

stop calling them "democrats" and call them what they are... heroes.