Cat on a leash

Sorry for this controversial post. Former president Abraham Lincoln said "This is the funniest shit I've ever said, post that shit" and I followed accordingly. guess that's what I get for listening to a former president of ours

freshly seared penis with a side of marinara sauce

a wise philosopher once said: the why's of mario's penis words that dig deep in the soul

this track is a huge inspo for the stone bogus sound www.youtube.com/watch?v=yby5...

Face the facts... You're cringe and I'm epic.

This image has value in humor to multiple degrees

Exhausted people are always so damn performative like, yeah bro. we get it; YOUR'E TIRED. WE GOT IT. all this panting and huffing nonsense. just take a napr buddy 🙏

guys that was it look at the numbers. This business is a breeze

it's been a long road comin. this is the big time now. I think I've finally gotten this algorithm down now

I've been thinking about seldom implementing modern slang to my posts. am I hip now? is this what my audicence want from me?

Sometimes I think I'm funny and sometimes I don't. what's up with the world like that bro?

onlyfans should have a "friend recommendations based on contacts" tool and integration with facebook

ripping off the fishnets on my slutty mandarin oranges

"Bait used to be believable" is the new "Hawk Tuah"

yall maybe I'm a LITTLE woke but not too woke.... i don't know. I just don't think I had enough time to think on it

never got the point of shushing. it's like fighting fire with fire bro. just hang it up at that point

I'm on a horse in a museum or something and my face is on a mountain or some shit NOTICE: This post is in collaboration with former President Theodore Roosevelt

I've been thinking to collaborate with someone recognizable for my future posts. maybe a former president like lincoln or even roosevelt. i think roosevelt's got some good ideas

Tested your game? Fired Conceptualized an idea for your game? Fired Had the idea to develop a game? Fired

kamala IS bogus

"nostalgia is fascist" I get what that means but aren't we painting with a broad brush here? is it a good idea to cede a feeling people have always felt to fascists?

Hawk tuah: the two words the establishment FEARS the most

I wish genAI didnt exist but every time i log on everyone is like "AI AI AI AI OLd mcdonald had a farm AI AI O"

Imagine being named Mike lol like you are literally named after a audio equipment

this is epic

Back in my day we used to lock up fools who'd say things like that in pillories for us city folk to toss various types of produce in their face. you're lucky we as a society have more technological methods of serving justice nowadays

Sometimes being facetious makes me think of a reality where scenarios I create really do come to be and I laugh my ass off every damn time

dirty bastards never know a good bath when they see/take one.

I never understood the whole hating on water phase of the internet. like people wouldn't swim in the ocean because of this movement. it was horrible

Back in my day we used to consider clicking spoons against our kneecaps what we would call today "the shit". Put that into perspective

do most people not brainstorm when they write? they just write it all in one fell swoop?

I remember the age old saying from back in my time: "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit. If the glove DOES fit, SuperMega must split." Fortunately, as the story goes, the glove did not fit, therefore our favorite Funny Brothers were here to stay. And stay they certainly have...

Why do people get so mad about video games? Were they watching angry video game nerd as kids and thought he was being serious?

give em a big hand guys homeless dude

feels good to be a gangsta, hm hm!

I might be the only MOFO out there to answer "what are the symptoms" with Homer Maggie Lisa Marge and Bart

how come the simpsons are always so inspirational

innocence has always been the ball and chain I've had to drag behind me all my life

Gravity has been a baffling concept to me. like a force, stronger than 1000 american soldiers, couldn't be strong enough to handle a big enough magnet to pull something like let's say, earth towards it?

Could Stephen Colbert Save PBS? Inside the Campaign Working to Make It Happen latenighter.com/news/stephen...

No accounts. No logins. No day-one patch. No battle pass. No roadmap. Just the disc, the controller, and the game. We didn’t realize how good we had it.

I'm just gleeful over the fact Matthew H. Watson, Funny Brother of the hit YouTube channel SuperMega, had the chance to bestow his graceful voicework to a broader audience. Who knows what bigger roles he could fulfill in the future? Could this be the big break SuperMega's been looking for?!?

Sweet, delicious pineapple on bitter, bitter pizza?

I think the nauseated emoji is a bit too performative on the expression of nausea

I'm on a following purge but yall don't care anyhow this website is like tossing a penny down a well and wishing for your dreams to come true (in which the pennies turn into 100 dollar bills, and pennies are the posts you make)

I don't wanna live in a world where we've lost faith in our caped heroes on the big screen.

"I require attention! Say hi and I'll be satisfied!" Imagine that type of marketing. Genius.