This has been my main concern for years now

I don't care

I peaked when I realized I can go up the slide

I would never dress up as a baby in a foreign country. thats just not who I am.

government shutdown? more like government "shut up" we the people are sick of these clowns in washington, all TALK no act!

A Joe Biden x Dick Cheney ticket in 2028 would unite the country.

Will smith should study black eyed peas where is the love I feel like he could learn something

sitting = sinning. I stand because it makes me closer to God.

when I went into the voting booth today, I couldn't help but break down in tears. The courage it took to carry out the peoples will, by my hand. There is no braver act.

who's winning the marge off

Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/

Here's the rest of the collection.

When your son starts listening to all the cool indie rock you like... Ew! This cool indie rock just doesn't hit the same now that more people are getting I to it...

Without spotify we wouldn't have The Beatles Neil Young Benson Boone Tom McDonald's Bob Vylan Just sayin'

because of my ADHD, I get in a car crash about once a month. I cancelled my car insurance because these opportunistic vultures were exploiting me.

I believe I was put here on this earth to speak out against weed.

Is it gay of me to think people are attractive?

I am sorry but I am so excited for The Simpsons Season in Fortnite and will definitely be grinding to get Homer Simpson for sure

CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!

happy halloween

Spooky Halloween time 🎃🦇🧛🌭

Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween https://theonion.com/conceptual-genius-goes-as-self-for-halloween-1819578390/

Happy Halloween!

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Season 2 Episode 26 - Frame 810 out of 2671

In Super Mario Odyssey, there is a single Luigi who is somehow too much for the Nintendo Switch to handle. Bringing the camera close to this 8-bit Luigi in Metro Kingdom at night will cause the game to stutter and slow down to 5 FPS. This is the only Luigi who has this effect.

Whether you use Uber eats Door dash Urban outfitters GrubHub It's all love over here from big Nick -NE

It's that TIME of the YEAR again! Normal version: Happy Halloween! Gay version: Plappy Halloween! Alternate gay version: Happy Hallowiener! Gleeful version: Slap-happy Halloween!

it really is striking how much younger people used to look.

If you want to know a man's hand size, you can start by measuring his penis and it will give you a pretty good idea

CARTOON/CEL005.GIF

The woke left...? Without saying goodbye...? 🥺

He was criticized by both the looney left and the repulsive right... So he must have been onto something.

More booze?! Don't mind if I do 😏

We need more shows like MXC

Maybe I underestimate the values of sex.

I'm addicted to going to heaven

No Kinks Protest

This my favorite guy right here.

House MD (House Mozart Death)

I think there are at least 2 gods. God, Gosh, Golly and of course Jesus.

I read this as "Booze!" and got tipsy conceptualizing the discussion on the topic of such intoxicating beverage

Yes Discord I think I heard you the first time

I don't believe I'm in a proper position in my life to goon. Yes the luxuries and fantasies of, sex and... money is well and, good and all, I just, don't feel my life is ready to embrace those wishes and really welcome those feelings yet.

If we were at brunch Kamala would be at brunch be at president and right now

Horse: nuzzles me Me: haha easy girl.

I'm thankful for every fan that I get but I can't take a shit