Im glad to get the time to work through some of my video game catalog while my kidney heals but honestly I miss the gym 😭

Fun fact, due to the prince albert when I nut it shoots out of 2 seperate holes. The more you know 💫

Finally feeling up to enjoying myself, still have to temporarily take the ring out to get off but hoping to be back to normal next week

Still recovering but wanted to feel cute so I took a few selfies, please enjoy

PORTLAND, OR! Try out rugby with the Portland Lumberjacks at Rugby 101! Learn the basics of our sport and meet our community of players, coaches, and supporters. Hot cocoa/coffee social afterwards! Delta Park Field 7 Saturday, February 7th Noon-2PM #PortlandLumberjacks #PortlandOR #Rugby

I'll have to make up for fat cock friday when my stent is removed from my kidney, the thought of doing anything to risk aggravating it has me avoiding touching my junk unless absolutely necessary. Seriously peeing is like being sucker punched 💀

My roommie and I are adopting a puppy from her sister and we have named him moomoo cause he looked like a cow and since my kidney is pain I asked her to send us pics, and I wanted to share the sweetness that is moomoo.

Survived kidney stone removal and aside from a surprise new antibiotic allergy and a stint in my kidney im recovering well

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Yall knew I couldn't do a hump day without showing off the booty! Here's to getting and giving many humps!

Its humpday! Who wants some humps? From a work in progress beefy boy!

Probably one of these

Tummy with a side of arms and booty on this fine tummy tuesday since I feel better about myself after hitting the gym!

Gotta grow these arms for better bear hugs haha 😄 Seriously why arm day the day I don't dread 💪🏽

Simultaneously rotating between my butt and legs look big and thick, and that they look weak and fat. Damn you mental health struggles!

Anyone wanna help me clean off after the gym?

New year same chasing of gains, I will have a big 🍑 if it kills me haha

Yet another night of having to run home to clean up after messy adults who can supposedly 'take care of themselves'

Clearly any man who wants to get between my legs will have serious competition, as this is his chosen napping place

Oh no...

Does it still count as fat cock friday if it's post nut?

Don’t be the bigger person, don’t be palatable, don’t be meek. BE A MENACE!

So this feels ominous #murderontrial?

Salem is very playful this morning

He is in his happy place

From learning to walk again after breaking my leg a few years ago, to my first attempt at the gym, to this month, to yesterday. 2025 has been a rough year but it was the beginning of me taking my health and fitness seriously. I'm so proud of the work I've put in! #fitness #bear #gay #witch

New year but same queer! Had a lot of fun at bearracuda with my LEDs and got to meet a cute guy for the first time in person, here's hoping we cross paths again soon!

Last gym session of 2025! Who wants to celebrate the new year with me I promise to give big hugs

Before I learned to mask better I used to have this habit where if I zoned out I would parrot or respond to things I heard, it sounds harmless until your mouth says something rude or upsetting and you have no idea that you've said anything and everyone is giving you the death glare.

Can't believe I almost forgot the last #tummytuesday of the year! Here's to 2026 having lots of wonderful tummys!

Did I shamelessly take this picture during my workout because my arms looked big? Perhaps.

My rugby team is doing a drag show in February and I am to win, so we draw close to the birth of Wanda Jax'emoff.

Quote this post with your chest pics please and thank you. I think we know by now I can and will show my chest of WHENEVER the opportunity arises.

I think the roommie is trying to tell me something with this gift 🤔

Felt beefy and bulgey today!

Debating on a zorua themed outfit or a cow outfit for New Year's 🤔

If gays don't post a hoe Pic did they even get a haircut?

Bicep thread

Finally able to hit the gym again after being sick and then traveling. Hope i still look at least sorta beefy!

The bull boy pics never stop

can you break this bull boy?😈

Some jack ass porch pirate stole from us while we were visiting family. Who tf steals from someone at 5am on xmas eve? I hope this man gets EVERYTHING he has coming to him. I think he's from the area cause he clearly knew the camera was there and managed to cover virtually everything identifiable.

Its been a minute so I thought id share some fun selfies

Tripped while getting dressed oh noooo, idk I thought my butt looked good haha

Show me how your 2025 went

I almost bought this while I was out, but I don't wear enough pink to justify it.

I asked my roommie if I qualified as a queer cryptid to which she told me I was not a queer cryptid I am an eldritch whoreor. 🤣🤣🤣

I may be sick and not able to go to the gym but at least I can still give my cock a workout! now who wants to work out their hole?