A mutual who was pretty consistently trash talking AI on LinkedIn just announced their new position at Suno. It’s rough out there folks.

Thiel appears to have suffered LLM psychosis while trying to get AI to write himself into a Dan Brown fanfic novel

Updated Totals #boston #snow

Please fuck off with this bullshit, thank you!

Cape Cod Demon Hunters

New rule should be that if you compare the energy needs of a human being to those of an algorithm to justify the latter, you get tossed in The Pit

I sincerely hope Obama said that stuff about aliens existing just to see if Trump would take the bait to avoid being one-upped on knowing stuff.

Bumper sticker for the worst kind of guy you know

The final Puppy Bowl viewership numbers are in, so I can confidently post this now:

For all the dads out there.

It's because they were worried I'd make a worse version of this:

You ever have half a beer and stare into your cat's eyes to gain knowledge about the universe?

Hey Sam, it's next year now. Any of those novel insights yet?

It’s weird that you can’t sleep at your job but you can poop and pee there

You mean Posh Homme

Quilicura, Chile, one of the communities I wrote about in EMPIRE OF AI, has launched a brilliant initiative to inspire more responsible AI prompting. Today, don't use AI; ask the townspeople instead: quili.ai. So heartened to see this creative act of resistance.

If you're a musician in 2026 and not using your platform to do something, well here are some RATM liner notes from 1999

I’ve had some friends in the past couple years say they don’t go out to protest because they don’t think it does anything, but the people of Minnesota have given us a solid example of how important it is to exercise that right persistently during a time when that right is threatened.

“They are minerals, Jesus Marie!”

It's wild that they'll send any hypochondriac with internet access their medical test results days before the doctor calls to explain them.

I think they meant internal bleating

Email: Your CVS Photo Account Needs Attention. Me: I assure you, it does not.

Men only want one thing and for some reason it’s rabidly tearing 6 to 8 paper towels out of the dispenser just to dry their hands in the public restroom??

Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding

Ok, who wants to green-light this: Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.

You know, I thought the whole “children yearning for the mines” thing was a joke, but Danny Go is out here straight up prepping kids for it

Fellow golfers, DO NOT order the Potato Skins during the TGI Friday's FORE-for-1 event.

I have COVID which means I'm gonna be making the dumbest shit imaginable today

There's a lot of talk about the toxicity of car culture lately, but I'd argue that the worst thing the automobile did was mobilize Kerouac's misogyny.

If you’re looking for last minute gift ideas we’ve got a few tips! ✨🎄 #cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs2025 @evangreer.bsky.social

Made patches to cover up the company logos on your freebies from work. Link is below 👇

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The joy I get from pressing an SSRI between my fingers and shooting it into my mouth makes me think I don’t even need it at all.

I’m the only one in the family that hasn’t gotten the stomach bug this week, and we’re going on a long car ride today, and I call that flushin’ roulette.

This is real rich coming from you fucks

We are Millenials! Hear us cheer!

I'm seeing a lot of comments along the lines of "rats fleeing a sinking ship," and honestly, it's disrespectful to rats.

1. Download the attached image 2. Upload it here and buy a sheet of 1” x 2” metallic stickers: www.moo.com/us/new/produ... 3. Put them on all of your coworkers’ chairs

Just drank a gallon of seltzer to play a trick on my phlebotomist.

Me and my DVD library when there’s an Xfinity outage

I fuckinn knew it

I work in tech, and this is a perfect encapsulation of AI behemoths sucking up resources beyond all reason and it screwing over everyone but themselves. Crucial was the only vendor I used for affordable 3rd party RAM and storage in my work.

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For those playing Broligarch Blitz this holiday season, @bcmerchant.bsky.social just posted a great guide for ditching Spotify: www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete...

First rule of Sam’s Club is don’t talk about the Costco hot dog.