🎁🌲Merry Christmas🌲🎁 My new series, ‘Tales from the Tapes’ talks exclusively about ‘shot-on-video’ horror movies and this Christmas, I’m talking about a movie that has nothing to do with it. ❤️ youtu.be/x1Gn1FXSo0s?...

Are there any Dr. Doolittle’s out there that can decipher what Hilde texted my friend? She walked across my screen and even hit send so it has to be intentional. 🤔

Normal people: oh, ‘he’s in the dog house’. Boomer tier joke, I get it. Unhinged gremlins like myself: SHE MURDERED HIM AND STUFFED HIS BODY IN THE DOG HOUSE!

Incredibly disheartening to hear Andy Merrill was fucked over by Cartoon Network/William street. Dude is one of the people behind Space Ghost CTC. He basically helped create Adult swim ffs. No one with that resume should be struggling in the industry. How dare they treat Brak with such disrespect.

People have asked me why I hate ups with a fiery passion: The animatronic I returned in OCTOBER through Amazon was just delivered to my condo via UPS. Oh, and there’s a huge rip on the top that’s poorly taped up. That’s not what that box looked like when I handed it off to the return desk.

Happy Halloween! Here’s my debut of my new series, “Tales from the Tapes”. A show that solely talk about shot on video horror movies! ❤️ youtu.be/V9zvwwVreNA?...

I also bought this $4 very obviously haunted baby doll that my bird Tippi is scared of and won’t go near. That’s probably nothing to be worried about, right? I’m sure that red on its head is just paint…

I went to a thrift store on a whim and found this oil painting for $12. It’s 100% an original painting, but sadly there’s no identifying signature, stamp or any way to tell who painted it. She’s absolutely stunning, I would never abandon her. 😭

FedEx has to be, hands down, the worst delivery company I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with. I swear 8 out of my 10 packages are always delivered to the wrong address, but I can usually find them sitting on my downstairs neighbor’s door. Not this time. This time, the driver…

This is definitely my favorite scam email I’ve ever received. First off, Jai the super hacker, it’s weird you don’t know my name when it’s in my email. Second, I love you can’t reply, cause i wanted to bully. Lastly, even if they did have…

I’ve played Shining Force 2 at least 20 times. How wtf did I miss this?

Feelin’ cute. Might bite your face later.

Fuck YouTube, I swear. Not only is this 127 minute ad break on a 20 minute video, I’ve had that racist propaganda bullshit company’s ads blocked for years but still get them. Skippable or not, that’s breathtakingly greedy of YouTube to allow this.

I wonder how bad a Goosebumps version of The Backrooms would be..

It’s finally done. A video about what Silent Hill 2 means to me. It took a long time to make. Check it out!! Thumbnail by @justsomenoob.bsky.social ❤️ youtu.be/8oM75IdI3i0 #SilentHill2

Shot. Chaser.

I was weeping with laughter when this came across my screen. This has to be one of the funniest things #Spirithalloween has ever released..

Friday the 13th. I’d just not go to Crystal Lake…or space. Or Manhattan. Or on a cruise. I’m not doing all that right now. Easy money.

I knew FF9 was my favorite of the series for a reason.

Why’d they give them those eyes, though? 😭

I just saw a baby mourning dove on my evening stroll. She was just chilling on a school’s freshly watered grass. Look at her big ol’ eyes. I almost walked right by her until I heard a lil squeak. Man, I miss having baby birds around the house. They’re all angsty adults and teens!

For those in the #nokings and #notyrants protests; please be safe and stay vigilant. Good night and good luck.

Last night I had a dream I found a bat in my condo and panicked knowing they can bite you without waking you up, then freaked over my birds being bit. Woke up this morning and googled it. And that’s how I learned birds are immune to the rabies virus.

One of the white pigeon eggs I bought for my pigeon and dove couple to hatch, did. Say hello to the wee Cactus baby bird.

Streaming in an hour! ❤️ www.youtube.com/live/aRq7zGH...

YouTube, My videos get demonetized when I play fast and loose with the word ‘fuck’, yet I’ll click on a video that’ll have nothing sexual about it, I have zero search history involving sexual content and yet…? FYI the *first time* I got this ad was before a power puff girls video.

I was looking through my photos and was reminded of this video where Tippi let me have it because I wouldn’t let her bathe in scolding hot tea. The nerve of me.

I bought my handsome boy Baphomet a moving nightlight so he could have something for stimulation to avoid boredom. He LOVES it. He’ll chill in his favorite spot to watch or swim on the side it’s on just watching it move. Highly recommend for your fishies.

The Wuzzles 1985 Montgomery Ward

Look at this silly bitch

She’s gorgeous! I need to start collecting these kotobukiya Bishoujo horror figures. @sarahjomiles.bsky.social I immediately thought of you when I saw this. ❤️ #ringu

I think we can all agree: We’re flawed humans and we’ve all done or said regrettable things in our pasts but at least we won’t have millions of Americans cheering on our murder and wishing for more in our job position to suffer the same fate. I think we’ve lead pretty solid lives, my friends.

I’m playing a word game where you guess the phrase and when guessed correctly, it tells you the source. Let’s say I was…a little confused. Unless Simon and Garfunkel joined Disturbed, that ain’t the original. At least the cover isn’t terrible. 😂

Rufio has a new favorite toy that startles her every single time I turn it on lol Ignore the busted tube tv. I have plans fo

People of Bluesky! Quote a favourite film using only gifs only.

My birds have a big, heated bath on the top of their cage but this one prefers cold, slightly grimy bamboo water because that’s how Tippi rolls. Oh! Fun fact about this menace: I was struggling with naming her and @sarahjomiles.bsky.social brilliantly suggested Tippi. Sarah’s her cool auntie 😎

I asked this forever ago on Twitter but I now pose this question to Bluesky: If I buried a dead house plant in the pet sematary, would I have a dead ficus come a knocking on my door wielding a scalpel? I promise you I’m not high.

I’ve seen a lot of people having a hard time these past few days so if you feel like decompressing by watching someone play games terribly, you found your gal. Come sit with me by the warm fire, get a warm drink and watch as I inevitably struggle! www.youtube.com/live/VoejZWL...

youtu.be/P78FMrt4XtY?... Fears your eyeballs on the dumbest video I’ve done to date lol

Vincent Price IS Spooky Season

Lil’ sparrows enjoying an ice cream outside Chicago’s Aquarium on a nice October afternoon.