the white house needs an enema same with halls of congress/senate

Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life? #TwentyfiveFortyseven

the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans

'that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth' maybe its time for the government to perish as it is no longer for the people

“Bluetooth tech—Not a dental issue, but still prone to extractions.” 🦷📶

Every predator movie is about how the prey must turn the tables and become the hunter. In a time dominated by predators, there’s a lesson there.

i bought a boxed holiday tree like5 years ago, never took it down - its a year round tree not a holiday tree now. also they last longer this way

i've been called a Split Tunnel Priestess. i have full Exit Node Sovereignty

we got money for Nazi Ice during government shutdown but not park services at grand canyon, we need to replace all the republicans holding office

Why is it those that have free government healthcare don’t want free government healthcare for everyone else?

went to fortune teller today, paid her $50.. she told me sometime in the future i'll turn into a corpse and worms shall feast on my flesh.

i envy people who hear voices, they never lonely

sometimes just to feel something i taser myself

youtu.be/nCqJ4uQQfcc?... in the comments 'It's not dementia, it's congenital stupidity. Trump is a buffoon.

new gravy just dropped

i've been known to discharge discomfort

i think i was born in the wrong body, should have been born in the body of someone in wealthy family

“The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.” ― George Orwell, 1984

“Stupidity was as necessary as intelligence, and as difficult to attain.” ― George Orwell, 1984

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever.” ― George Orwell, 1984

we could scrap some words in the language that really arent needed if we get a little creative. take the antonym of good which is currently bad, we could just replace it by using ungood

'There is a Party slogan dealing with the control of the past,' he said. 'Repeat it, if you please. ' "Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past," repeated Winston obediently. 1984

the WH just released proof about Tylenol...

this post is 100% gluten free

“I shop local organic to own the MAGA”

not to brag but i dont outsource critical thinking to fox news , any news media, social media or politicians

im going to head the park to read to kids some woke & banned books. im dressed as a drag king, lets see how maga reacts to this

i tried to plea bargain up to the death penalty once, the traffic court judge wasnt having it. 2 points and $250 ticket was the judgement

I'm bored, might hack [single] neighbors wifi and turn on parental locks for internet traffic

your doctor wont tell you this: fatty bacon is just delicious gut lubricant

my butler called in sick today, i dont have a backup butler. i dont know how to make coffee or order on doordash.. send help

i dont know where the Epstein files are but has anyone checked??