Picked a horrible weekend to come up here lmao

My coworker’s Christmas decos are starting to feel more and more satanic the closer we get to Christmas

This is my life now…

I’m a father of two now

We should be able to kill landlords that don’t shovel their sidewalks like… you own 18 buildings it’s the least you can do

Straight friend was reaching down my pants as his roommate walked in and now that all that shall become shall never be. A Wiccan cock block 😭😭😭

Me listening to Eusexua Afterglow and Eusexua and Eusexua

Jesus Christ it’s that dude again

Bold move by Nintendo for sure

Black Sheep (Rosalina's Version)

My 70+ year old regular was watching the State of Play with me and she said to me “that Elden game… I have no idea what was going on but it was one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen. Can I come over and watch you play it?” So… I guess I have to buy Elden ring 😭😭😭

A NEW MILLIONAIRES SONG IN 2025?!?!?

Anyway here’s a very cute pic my friend took of me last weekend

Cool glad to know my dad is completely lost.

I’m sick

Watched Over The Garden Wall for the first time and… that was shit from a butt. Just awful.

Smitten by a boy who doesn’t live here after spending the past few days with him…

I’m gonna die of heat exhaustion

Saw my first Christmas commercial!

Suicidal! At the Gym

Yesterday was fun

Incredibly me coded

They should blow it up every season just for fun

Didn’t want to go out tonight but my crush wanted to meet up with me and welp here I am getting home at 5am 🥴

🚨🚨IF YOU ARE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY/HOSPITALITY/ANYTHING AND KNOW PEOPLE WHO COULD BE PICKED UP BY ICE MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THEIR LAST NAME!!! There are systems in place where they can be looked up and given counsel so that they can either be freed or given money, even if they are deported. 🚨🚨

ICE took our local tamale lady’s son in the other day and now she’s turning herself in and it’s fucking heartbreaking. She’s just a lil old lady who comes by and sells tamales let her fuckin live

Never in my life did I think I’d find someone jerking off with Drakengard music in the background……………….

That life of a piece of white bread diss track lowkey stinks of homophobia

FINALLY EAT SHIT STUPID PUZZLE

I kinda get her beef cause all the swifties I know are the most evil people after a bump. They hate to see a bitch having fun.

Time for my annual rewatch of hill house, bly manor, and midnight mass ❤️❤️❤️❤️

One battle after another or as I like to call it, my dating life ha cha cha chachacha

YOU CAN SEARCH IN PHOTOS IN MESSENGES NOW?!?!?

Ok I think this is my definitive ranking for Mariah’s #HereForItAll after listening to it 5 times in a row today Here for it all Sugar Sweet Mi Nothing is Impossible I won’t allow it Type Dangerous Play this song In your feelings Confetti & champagne Jesus I do My love (one of her worst covers)

I…

So glad he’s back on TV 😍😍😮‍💨😮‍💨

Kiwami craze sweeps the nation

The Kiwamis gonna really make me replay the entire yakuza series for a third time…….. 😭😭😭😭

Absolutely stacked month with one sneak. Dq7 and nioh3 a day apart is just cruel.

PHYSINT WHAT NINTENDONT

There’s a game show called “the perfect line” and the host is always like “when we come back, the lines are worth more and get harder” and “let’s see if the group made the perfect line” and I’m just like so true bestie

Stood next to the snipers at Ethel Cain???

Omg finally have lossless on Spotify!!! My blown out eardrums from working at a venue:

My boss brought me Olive Garden to work 😭😭😭😭 this is true allyship

Not @qjotx.bsky.social jumpscare on Facebook of all places

Was this too mean lmao

Me to the shooter

New gym playlist just dropped