I love the smell of failed JUnit tests at 2 in the morning

Have you ever thought about the fact that 1cm and 1%m are the same thing?

Gonna buy like 10 iPads so I can leave them lying around unlocked with a single journal entry and nothing else on each in case the protagonist breaks into my house later

Laying out in the park in the sun reading a book listening to radio like a normal person of my generation

How to receive a Dragon’s Blessing in two simple steps: 1. Walk up to a very polite looking dragon 2. Sneeze

Eating a travel tuna sushi roll while out on a Sunday walk and I can almost see the little yellow + particles indicating that my max health has been temporarily increased

Is it really a window if you didn’t open it within Microsoft Windows, or is it just a sparkling display frame?

One tiny thing I often do is when I’m finished eating at a café or restaurant is I’ll stack my plate, cup, cutlery, etc neatly as I know that’s what the waiter will do anyway to carry as much as they can on one haul. A small courtesy to save them a few seconds of their time.

My Apple Watch counted me playing piano aggressively as just enough exercise to finish the rest of my daily goal

"Gimme a few min, I need to eat first" My brain the entire time while eating: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aqd...

Oops I guess I'm biphasic now

The blessed curse of synesthesia and hallucinating highly specific musical sensations and connections that literally aren’t there for like 99% of people “Yeah I like the part where Megalovania flows back up from the purple undertone to the main mint green fundamental”

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 The cryptography nerd urge to PGP sign social media posts Will post pubkey somewhere later probably

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Least favourite phenomenon: when places with AC overcompensate, making it way too warm indoors on cold days or way too cool on hot days. Not only is it a waste of power, but if you dressed appropriately for the weather, suddenly your clothes are completely wrong and uncomfortable.

I think this is what Death Stranding is about

Having to fight my way through a plethora of automated help pages and an AI phone call, just to reach a human to say "Hi, you sent me the wrong item in the mail" (incomprehensible concept for their AI support)

Please do not tell me about nice things. Dragonbrain will activate and then I will *want* them.

The constant fight against my old belief that I have to be whatever makes other people happy to feel fulfilled

Went out in the rain for 4 minutes at 11:48pm because my green ring was at 27/30mins

Oh my cable drawer, containing so many old and proprietary cables from years gone by, do I chuck some of the more egregious ones or do I just hold on?

Half of my relationship is just finding new ways to deal 4D6 psychic damage to my SO.

Worrying about whether thirstposting here will bother some users but then I remember they’re following *me* and I should just be myself

Mild confusion as the standing fan I ordered from Amazon is USB C? Cool, I guess???

Do you ever feel sad when you eat food because then the food is just, gone, forever?

Assertive enough to message people but not assertive enough to actually say words

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Ah, frick, right, I should, like, draw, more, again.

Whomever said a watched pot never boils clearly didn’t spend enough time in their life watching pots

Pamper the dragon

*ADHD brain proceeds to play piano and draw dragons AT THE SAME TIME*

The real Hilbert Hotel is the list of friends we made along the way

Z.

I need me some ace pride boxer briefs. Where could I procure such?

A VERY good badge of my pooltoy Soundbyte boy done by 🎨@zipzapdidthat.bsky.social!

A VERY good badge of my pooltoy Soundbyte boy done by 🎨@zipzapdidthat.bsky.social!

If you need me, I’ll be staring at the fridge

PC is back and operational.

In lieu of recent art, have a very old FERR1TE sketch

And so, the mighty, impenetrable art block hits.

Some more shiny practice picarto.tv/Slatebreaker

Mmm, my latex method still yields inconsistent results. More practice required…