Anybody else ever desperately look for the shirt you wanna wear only to find that you’re already wearing it?

There’s something about an airport lounge buffet that activates the part of my lizard brain that’s like EAT EVERYTHING DRINK EVERYTHING WHEN WILL YOU SEE FOOD AGAIN WINTER IS COMING Should I keep my chase sapphire reserve card?

@jimmykimmel.com should just agree to match Trump’s donations to TPUSA. Go ahead, Google it.

So y’all gonna make me defend Tucker Carlson AND Jimmy Kimmel this week? I’m so tired of this.

who named this. why named this.

Someone threw a dilly bar over the fence at my house. Whoever it is, they know my color palette. But why.

Pretty sure my grocery haul is the 2025 equivalent of a pack of smokes and a 6-pack.