3 more fucking years of this shit.

(not)Cool war bro, how about those files?

They list everything but what the real reason people aren't shopping there. Home depot adds Wahlburgers food trucks - TheStreet share.google/m0v503E6zhy1...

I think I'm safe to delete the photos and videos of rental cars from 2023.

@scalzi.com I listened to your short stories a while back on audible, I just finished this dead tree book and it made me think of you. If you would like, I would send it to you as a gift. It was printed in 1989. This will be my last random act of kindness for 2025.

After Ruining a Treasured Water Resource, Iran Is Drying Up - Yale E360 share.google/90Mu4gm4XaHz...

Well that's not good. How do you move 10 million people?

Oh look I'm suddenly getting a bunch of women following me.

So amazing to see this in Colorado! Could be seen clearly with the naked eye.

Seems appropriate in these times too

Someone needs to make a porky the pig saying acetaminophen.

So sinners, how's it going today?

No big deal. Russian bombers over the Barents Sea. 2 more weeks, and the cheeto is totally going to impose sanctions. Pinky swear.

Is Alcatraz up and running as a prison again? Did they finally figure out what a batshit stupid idea that was?

May his last days be in pain and suffering.

This will be an off the hook nationwide celebration! The only problem it that then Vance the Dance takes over. They should sell tickets to piss on Trumps grave, what a money maker that would be!

Timeline cleanse

Rainbow time

Something Something 3 days

So...it's not going to work?

How I feel most days hearing the bullshit.

The internet is fast

At the YMCA in Estes Park and there's a deer wandering by our cabin. Trying to remain calm and not think about the shit going on in the world.

“In war a physical force is to be created, and it is the executive will which is to direct it. In war the public treasures are to be unlocked, and it is the executive hand which is to dispense them. In war the honors and emoluments of office are to be multiplied;

MuskDonald's HA! @zachweinersmith.bsky.social I wonder if they serve tacos?

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Beauty on my walk this morning.

Has donny taco ever driven a car? I'll bet he's afraid to drive.

Out walking the dog the other day and thought this looked nice. We don't get a lot of rain here and the scorching summer will be upon us soon enough so I will enjoy these while the are green and wet.

Has Canada moved on from the takeover/51st state stuff? I know there is so much crazy coming out endlessly it's hard to keep up. Has the mango stopped talking about it. Hard to believe we're not even 6 months into this shit.

Wasn't TikTok going to be banned? What happened to that?

So much going on I feel we've forgotten the Four Seasons debacle. Still can't believe that wad real.

Smashburgers for dinner!

Are we great again?

Some real "Wag the Dog" type shit coming down from this administration. www.npr.org/2025/03/25/n...

Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do… We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘

Thanks Mapquest

I'm renaming the moon Barnabas. So it is said, so it shall be.

How long until we see Trump in a military outfit with tons of medals pinned to it?

If you see this, quote with a bridge from your gallery. Brig o' Doon, Alloway, UK

I hate when I'm eating, and I suddenly become aware of my tongue.

It just keeps getting worse. Those poor women. Paywalled. www.vulture.com/article/neil...

Well, aren't I popular with the ladies.

Now that I think about it, I've never seen Elon and Adrian in the same room together.

I wonder what the "Let them eat cake" moment will be? I'm guessing it will come out of Elon's mouth.

Madeira is an amazing island! Amazing views!

I guess the ignore all previous instructions doesn't work anymore.

Is that lady in the back holding the strings in the back because he's too fat to tie it? This is so hilarious!

... out the trash.