Easily one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen.

Soon everyone will know what it’s like to grow up in Bakersfield. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/28/w...

So painful. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

“This isn’t your average everyday algae…. This is… *criminally made* algae.” youtu.be/XjtkWZ1uCXo?...

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

AI is a useful tool, but it cannot replace humans.

Honestly—and I don’t think anyone will talk me out of this—I continue to find whatever capacity Trump has left to string words together fairly impressive, all things considered. Like if I was 80 years old and had whatever health conditions he has, idc how pumped full of stimulants I was, you would

Ok but the real comparison would be running Amazon like the school cafeterias, and I’m assuming the NYC district get enough breakfasts and lunches for the kids every day so, what’s Bezos’ point? It’s incredible how little these tech dweebs have thought about school districts as organizations.

The Nazi plan to kill the ill, Aktion T4, opened the door for the Holocaust. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

But what if this is, sometimes, just how I get my kicks? Can I keep doing it then?

I’m watching this early 2010’s thing on YouTube about a supposed possession and omg what a strange cultural artifact. Besides the classic bad re-enactments and strange (real-life) characters that keep me HIGHLY engaged, It has this weird undercurrent, also common to the genre, of latent family

On the bright side, if they end birth right citizenship, we may have a case for ejecting Stephen Miller back to his home planet.

Say what you want, he’s not wrong. I love it when Trump waxes philosophical. It’s my favorite version of him.

Disaster alert systems suck. I got a notification about an earthquake this morning, spent a good 30 minutes trying to figure out what it meant, what I should do, and when I could decide to just go back to sleep, found no information, and decided to go back to sleep anyway.

This is a hot take, but I find the kneejerk dunking of the use of ai to be very condescending. Oh, so ai is owned by evil techies and is therefore not to be trusted, so you’re saying she should have…… used Google????! AI is definitely flawed, but that’s not why people are scared of

ME if anyone else can translate this, you let me know.

This got me

She looks like she’s seen the light at the end of the tunnel and is slowly realizing it’s a train. I honestly just like this picture so much.

I have never once thought that it couldn’t get more weird. 😬😬😬

Clearly I just need a magpie to come help me decorate my apartment then—it’s certainly done a better job than I ever have

lol sir no one mentions that because you just now made it up.

Pardon me, this is old, but he used the same handle for his kik and Reddit accounts, knew his Reddit was already public, and never deleted his kik? 🤦‍♀️ I will never get over this news.

I aspire to this level of comeback artistry.

If you’ve never set an alarm for one in the afternoon, have you really lived?

Now that we haven’t bombed an entire country out of existence—🤞—I can safely laugh at the second line. “I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will” same energy of “I don’t want it to rain on our vacation, but it probably will.” 🤷‍♀️

I did, I did literally Laugh Out Loud

This article helped me finally get it—“bend over and take it” IS the strategy. 🤦‍♀️

Those were simpler times

Dude I thought rupar’s added commentary was a joke till I scrolled down. No, those are trump’s literal words.

Inspiration for my own shitty guitar playing. 😂 He’s good, I suck. Just to be clear.

Get their asses!!!

Here’s the thing—corruption among school administrators and school boards is way more common than you think. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/22/u...

But then they’d have to come up with a new idea, and that sounds hard.

“Stop trying to make ‘dumb-crats’ happen. It’s not going to happen!”

It turns out that my wall calendar is misprinted and said Father’s Day was last weekend. Happy real Father’s Day, Dad.

Tucker Carlson: the man with the world’s most (metaphorically) punchable face.

This kid is going places

It’s fucked that he got arrested, but also, *don’t* reach into the slimy algae-peroxide-paint water out of curiosity. 😬😬😬

I expect nothing less of him

lol dementia Trump is def the best Trump.

Boo, motherfucker 😂 👻

Dude this guy should start selling these shirts. I’d buy one.

I’m not defending Trump, and yet also I sometimes wonder…. Ok at what point does letting him stay president just become elder abuse?

Green apple flavor

“The social self is the costume that announces yourself to others” something I got AI to say and I like it

They do a lot of stuff like this. For me it’s “I get that they’re leaning in to cartoon evil but do they really have to kick every person they possibly can off Medicaid?”

Shhhhh I prefer thinking it’s the evil radiating out of the White House. Don’t spoil it for me!!!!

Ok this is good. Nice work.

Working on writing something, there are a few things that my gut doesn’t like about McMahon’s statement that I want to substantiate more before elaborating. But the paperwork stuff—yeah the paperwork is a big burden and it gets in the way of serving kids, but it’s also how the government holds us