The Platonic Form of Bitch
@triclinia.bsky.social
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Ash, subjective pronouns, bad dog, NLRG's Wife
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sometimes you gotta spend a day totally entranced by the experience of having a body
12 months ago
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i think its a little too on the nose to appoint an evil economist called "The Laugher" to chair the Federal Reserve
9 months ago
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alice
9 months ago
girls only want one thing
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winning winning winning winning winning :)
9 months ago
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steadily getting better at running a 5k at this rate of improvement i will breach the sound barrier sometime next month
9 months ago
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aced the citizenship test
9 months ago
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oh wow running outside is so much better when i get the chance
9 months ago
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ominous message to get unprompted
9 months ago
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The Raccoon
9 months ago
5% of my body weight in spagetti will save me
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freezing rain is just about the only weather i dont like walking in and damn if it isnt showing up at the worst possible time
9 months ago
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reverse clocked yet again
10 months ago
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classifying the dolls by which anime they willingly call formative
10 months ago
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take a break from gym, start sliding into a hole return to gym, instantly out of the hole again
10 months ago
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just got called the "ideal omelas candidate" :)
10 months ago
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the girls are looking biteable on purpose
10 months ago
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she looked into my eyes and immediately concluded that i wanted to bite her >:c
10 months ago
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cant believe my wife is telling me to read theory (Hobbes)
10 months ago
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Natalie Mason
10 months ago
that magical moment you pass from "haha you can't do anything to stop me haha" playing around to "oh you really couldn't do anything to stop me even if you wanted to"
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none of these fuckers have any love of the craft
10 months ago
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negotiating with the puppygirls for hand-me-down gpus in return for bones to gnaw on
10 months ago
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really, letting girls torment me is just part of xenia
10 months ago
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time for another girl ordeal
10 months ago
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𒀭Charlotte♛✦
10 months ago
Sending a picture of two girls cuddling to one gf: us Sending a picture of a girl eating another girl’s intestines to the other: us
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have you tried provoking the problem
10 months ago
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core workouts making me crave tummypunches... tragically wife is working right now so i cant harass her for them
10 months ago
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not nearly sore enough so maybe i go back to weights again today
10 months ago
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taking small doses of toxic yuri to develop an immunity like some sort of yuri mithridates
10 months ago
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i think its cool that the body makes its own drugs if you give it the chance
10 months ago
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teehee~
10 months ago
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stop being stronger and faster than me you fuckers
10 months ago
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i have to deal with american bureaucracy today, wish me luck
10 months ago
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getting matching muzzles...
10 months ago
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what does it mean if you sometimes get a headache from drinking water
10 months ago
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ok thats enough rest days chores and errands today, back to gym and normal routine tomorrow
10 months ago
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2 days is enough to recover from a solid week of bruising, right?
10 months ago
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i think my dream job might be omelas child
11 months ago
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i am so sore everywhere and its beautiful because it means i can finally relax
11 months ago
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11 months ago
Thorn Knight sketch
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Hokuto the robobo
11 months ago
過去の絵再掲
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i love to have a large glowing weakpoint that can be attacked for massive damage
11 months ago
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rated most biteable :)
11 months ago
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oh
11 months ago
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definitely sustained some temporary nerve damage from dolljaws
11 months ago
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i will concede that this doll has the fighting spirit and also about 50% more upper body strength than me
11 months ago
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wheeeee
11 months ago
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i think its felt like the end of the world for my whole life this used to be a cause for great concern
11 months ago
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it took. 20 fucking minutes for my wife and i working together to get the doll in the straitjacket and it was holding back to avoid getting blood on the jacket not enough to avoid drawing blood from me in a few places though
11 months ago
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debased on what
11 months ago
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i posted this and promptly got the nastiest bruising and scratching of my life with,, likely more to come ...which has also been really cool to watch develop and heal
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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she turned a perfectly innocent deep tissue massage into nefarious edging >:c
11 months ago
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my herbs are growing nicely :)
11 months ago
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