HI EVERYONE IK I HAVENT POSTED HERE IN MONTHS IVE BEEN STUCK IN TWITTER HELL DID YOU SEE THAT LUBBA IS CANONICALLY A BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS WOMAN NOW THATS SO FUCKING COOL IM SO HAPPY FOR HER

welcome to day one of my new PUBLIC minecraft server!!! link to the livestream below!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEcq...

Just got prescribed an anxiety med that is taken situationally so like if im feeling anxious i take one to calm myself down which, lets be honest, just has so much comedic potential. Imagine i get pulled over and the cop just sees me popping pills before rolling the window down. Hilarious.

american citizens: thank goodness microsoft is acquiring tiktok. what's the worst that could happen? microsoft:

GETTING DRUNK AND PLAYING MARIO KART HELL YEAHHHHHH www.youtube.com/live/9uXf7yJ...

HAPPY PICKLE-VERSE 2 YEAR i mean wait fuck no i wasn’t supposed to say that wait just uhhhh just forget you read that

Did my first diary entry for a specific peak film released today

Going to finally start putting my expertise film critique to good use. Add me to see my awful takes!!!

Surprise! It’s the Pickle-Verse Holiday Special! Happy Holidays from our universe to yours :) youtu.be/aIFeY1dA2Qk?...

And by “when the time comes” I mean roughly 3 PM EST today :)

Im doing something fun on twitter soon here and I wanted to do it here too but bluesky only allows 60 second videos :( Anyways ill be uploading it to youtube as well so ill throw you guys the link when the time comes :)

Has anyone here played super mario galaxy that game is so fucking good

I wonder what sea banana is up to he’s such a jolly fellow

I honestly can't believe I'm saying this, but somehow I was able to get ahold of Luigi M. and am hosting an interview with him LIVE right now... Come in and ask him anything. www.youtube.com/live/sw3vn80...

STREAMING BO6 ZOMBIES INSTEAD OF STUDYING FOR FINALS COME SAY HI www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bEe...

what would you do in this scenario

What four years of aging, three years of running a shitty twitter account, two election cycles, and one gruesome heartbreak does to a mf (blurred out all of the info bc fuck you)

Every time I start to get a little sad about leaving I clock in and work one of the worst shifts of my entire life and I instantly feel better about it. Literally every day this weekend has been that.

Put in my two weeks today and like I should be super ecstatic, I fucking hated that job more than anything, but I’m like genuinely sad. I’m gonna miss my coworkers and all of the fun little quirks that came with working there ☹️ Not gonna change my mind tho you guys better not let me change my mind

redser arc and pickle-verse both referenced in the new arlo video we are so back fact heads

bluesky exclusive pickle-verse lore drop

Decided to take a few days away from social media (besides checking it a couple times a day to make sure none of my moots died lmao) Traveled with my family over the weekend and was able to get my mind off of everything. It was so nice, I recommend. But I’m back now hello hi :)

Couldn’t imagine a better weekend to turn 21, I’ve been drinking my sorrows away 😎

To all of my gay or trans friends, please stay strong. Please don’t give up. Never ever stop being the person YOU want to be. Never stop loving yourself. Don’t let them win. Never let them win. Let’s fight like hell to see the other side.

As a straight cis white man, I am going to bed tonight afraid. Not for me, but for my friends and loved ones. I’m beyond ashamed in everyone who voted for themselves instead of those who actually need it. The people of our country have seen how evil this man is, yet voted for him anyway. Sickening.

I’ve been joking all day as a coping mechanism but yeah, things are looking pretty bad. Please just keep in mind that even if he wins, it isn’t over. We can still fight like hell. I will always fight for human rights, even if our potential president won’t. Stay strong and stay true to yourself ❤️

Trying not to let these numbers get to me but holy shit how are there this many idiots in our country

Started off my day bright and early with dozens of fraudulent votes. Taking a fiver right now and then heading back in there for more. Hope you guys are doing the same! #ElectionDay

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN STREAM HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!! Candy tier list, then some bo6 zombies!! www.youtube.com/live/eqjIWlw...

Grrrrreeerraarrerr

That wasn't worth the wait

WE DID IT IM GOING TO CRY AHHHHHHHHH

WE ARE GOING TO DO IT THIS TIME I SWEAR TO GOD COME WATCH LIVE www.youtube.com/live/Ar3AKxT...

attempting the easter eggs live once again AHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE www.youtube.com/live/SRXNmgd...

Hunting for bo6 zombies easter eggs LIVE RIGHT NOW www.youtube.com/live/J5G2XYl...

I fucking moved to new zealand to play zombies early. Come watch live :) www.youtube.com/live/nfs58r_...

this is how i imagine it feels to be playing the nso playtest rn

I know most of my followers do not care about cod zombies so I apologize in advance bc BO6 drops thursday and I am going to be going through a hyperfixation unlike anything you’ve ever seen

Top 10 favorite video games as of right now but also my opinion changes every like 2 days so uh erm yeah 💫 Super Mario Galaxy ⛏️ Minecraft 🕷️ Spider-Man (2018) 🌜 Super Mario Odyssey 🛡️ Ocarina of Time 👩‍🚀 Metroid Prime 🌷 Breath of the Wild 🪓 God of War (2018) 🍋 Portal 2 🏁 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

super late mario party stream COME WATCH IT NOW www.youtube.com/live/JDCz551...

Bluesky needs community notes bc this is the shit I be missing

This place is really cool and all but having “.bsky.social” after everyone’s handles is kinda stupid and as a smooth brained computer science undergrad even I can think of an extremely easy workaround for it

Redser: Yeah I hired a new agent you guys are fired Xser: ok Blueskyser: Dont take it personally you guys just suck Twitterser: ok Xser: we should all make out Redser: we should all make out Twitterser: we should all make out Blueskyser: we should all make out

You think I’ll get death threats for criticizing mojang’s update output on here too

Decided to keep my pfp as the regular ass pickle for now so people will recognize me on here Sorry halloween pickle heads ☹️

fuck it i guess im doing halloween pickle on here and twitter at the same time go to twitter to see the full thread but im just starting it from here day 19

I’m all for migrating over here but like the majority of my moots haven’t yet so now I’m just stuck using two twitters. My brain is rotting twice as fast.