No your cat is giving you bombastic side eye for burning a roux….

🤔 #OnlyFeds

Not getting paid so I guess its time to start an OnlyFeds It's like OnlyFans except I'm fully clothed and I read Thucydides to you #onlyfeds #shutdown #nopay

How it started… how it’s going! Over 100 more reviews now and it’s rated HIGHER! (Which is kinda unheard of for GR which is notoriously brutal)

Also… there may or may not be a new book coming in the spring…

Or on Amazon here: amzn.to/42Wcgb7

Anywho 👉🏻👈🏻🥺 if you’ve read it, would you leave a review? Or even just hit the stars? www.goodreads.com/book/show/54...

How it started… how it’s going! Over 100 more reviews now and it’s rated HIGHER! (Which is kinda unheard of for GR which is notoriously brutal)

After reviewing my medical records and bumping things off various VA disability calculators, even with the lowest rating for all my BS the lowest I can get is 100% So if anyone needs me this afternoon ill be picking out my emotional support watercraft for retirement

Oh damn. I put this on the hellscape earlier and didn’t think to put this where real people are… anywho, would you be my beta? “Something new is coming this spring! Want to be a beta reader? Check it out below:” preview.mailerlite.io/preview/3658...

In one week I’ve had three soft jobs offers and one demand to open a business. Y’all, I think I’m gonna be alright

And just like that, I am two years from retirement!

Heaven help my Exec Director… he just forwarded me a question about AI/ML in military use and it triggered my WIC patch, SAASS patch, and author side all at once. He doesn’t even know how flooded his inbox will be when he gets back from leave 🤣

Hey, remnants of MilTwitter... did you ever feel like you put on a mask early in your career, for safety or to fit in, and then 20 years later you're staring down the barrel of retirement and the mask has been in place so long you don't know who you are anymore?

11 - 13 July, booth F8 at the GalaxyCon NOLA Nestled deep in Artist’s Alley, booth F8 will have all your Pantheon swag, copies of both Giant Freakin’ Robots and Goblin Souk, & selling the last 2 1st editions of Pantheon and Pantheon 2: Ares & Athena Come say hi!

Oops! You missed the lowest price! On Kindle Unlimited: amzn.to/3ZUr8VN We're doing a countdown sale, the normal $7.99 price drops to only $3.99! Get it fast though because the price raises every day! #FriendsToLovers #ParisKiss #IndieAuthor #thrillerbooks

Guess what's also out today! "Goblin Souk" where you can find my story, "The Bacon Butler" On Amazon: amzn.to/3ZKO2ix #PubDay

Starting TOMORROW! On Kindle Unlimited: amzn.to/3ZUr8VN We're doing a countdown sale and tomorrow, the normal $7.99 price drops to only $2.99! Get the fast though because the price raises every day! #FriendsToLovers #ParisKiss #IndieAuthor #thrillerbooks

The other biggest question is “How is Pizza Cat?” Anyone at AUAB who isn’t hunkered down, find her & post a proof of life shot. Because God knows the USAF would go to hell and back for that sweet ray of fuzzy sunshine (Image stolen from one of the 57 Reddit posts demanding PoL)

I’ve answered more questions about the GBU-57 in the last four hours than the 14 years since I graduated WIC

Happy Fathers Day to my friends one and all. If you still have a good and loving relationship with your father, I'm genuinely happy for you. But if, like me, your relationship is rocky at best and abusive at worst, I see you. I feel you. I understand. authorkrpaul.com/2021/06/19/m...

I told you we’d be back

Just got these pics from the foster fam. Joy still needs donations for her jaw repair surgery, so if you can, please go to athenscaninerescue.com and remember to fill out the "other" block like I did in this screenshot please!! (Instructions in alt text) Thanks!!

Two years ago it was a number one best seller and it’s raised hundred for the Trevor Project every May/June Only on Amazon: amzn.to/3Z1fRCX

SUNDAY D&D! Back at it with Stronghold D&D and the Saltmarsh Gang! Come see us LIVE on Twitch this afternoon at 1pm C. (We’re also still raising money for charity) twitch.tv/strongholddnd #dnd #dndtiktok #dnd5e #tabletop #twitch #twitchstreamer #ttrpg

DD-214 in hand and I'll finally spill who this is based on. He'll probably be a GO by then, but fuck him

Me: Omg, honey I think the toilet is smoking! 🫣 Him: *sprints upstairs* Me: 😈

👉👈🥺 Are any of yall smut readers and can I run a first act by you?

Me, watching my retirement savings on Bloody Thursday:

Six years later, I still giggle that my promotion to O-5 was on April Fool's Day

Oh yeah, I’m also restocked for books to autograph and my cheeky day planners. You can find them all here: krp-publishing-llc.square.site

Nightmares when I’m asleep: OMG, my hair is dyed blue and I need a bottle of brown dye before work tomorrow 🥺 Nightmares when I’m awake: “This is the lab calling, please call us back at your earliest convenience” while I’m OCONUS and now they won’t answer their phone 😬🫣

Le Monde reporting that a French scientist traveling to Houston to attend a conference was denied entry to US after a search of his phone & computer revealed messages critical of Trump's science cuts, "which [says CPB] conveyed hatred of Trump & could be qualified as terrorism". Computer confiscated

Well, I don’t have this on my 2025 bingo card

I’ve never screamed “GO AROUND, GO AROUND, GO AROUND” in my head so loudly before

Thank you to Raconteur Press & editor @youngblai.bsky.social for getting "SoulSteel" out to people S/O to my beta readers for helping me polish that Steel I'm absolutely honored to have one of the top stories of 2024! Check out the full list here: raconteurpress.substack.com/p/announcing...

Oh yes, and now the anxiety that four deployments and flying ancient airplanes gave me, which is kept in check by SSRIs, is qualifying me for a trip to the looney bin or a rural “facility” that sounds like a concentration camp

I’m teasing “being canceled in 2025” for the books and articles I’ve written on Twitter and FB But let’s be honest, my first piece for @doctrineman.bsky.social in To Boldly Go is a pro-DEI piece in my legal name that is probably going to have repercussions in the current environment

If the PlayStation network stays down any longer, people are going to be at risk of getting to know their family members

So if m*sk considered a federal official or not? I'm wondering if Id get bitch slapped with Article 88 for talking bad about him JA? Lawyers? Anyone?

I feel I can post this here… I want to state, for the record, that I did NOT base a character in my novel on Elon Musk “Mr. Noel” is a tech CEO in San Francisco who is a sexist, racist, homophobe. Others might accuse Elon Musk of that, but I don’t But read & decide for yourself 🤣 amzn.to/3Evh1Pw

Hi friends, anyone a current/qualified JA or ADC? I have a legal question I’d like to breeze past you

It’s D&D day! Come join me play with The Stronghold D&D today at 1pm C on Twitch! twitch.tv/strongholddnd

Come check out some of our members' work - www.militarywritersguild.org/work, including Jason Nulton, @puffrolsen.bsky.social, @queenofthinair.bsky.social, @augustcole.bsky.social, and Joe Byerly.

Thanks @warontherocks.bsky.social for letting us have space for a discussion on burnout and how it impacted our careers Y'all know my story of why I left command, but this was an opportunity to discuss the stress of command & a chronic illness hitting all at once warontherocks.com/episode/airm...

I’m taking over The Stronghold D&D channel for part 3/7 of the Moss: Book One play through on PlayStation VR! Join us LIVE on Twitch at 8:15pm C for Moss on VR! (And using the “Sam Cam” to talk through what I see) #moss #mossbook1 #psvr2 #twitch #twitchstreamer twitch.tv/strongholddnd

It just hits better when it’s a signed copy. Thank you, @puffrolsen.bsky.social! #writingcommunity

Boy howdy that Other Place sucks Anyway, for those who have seen the recent EOs: yes, all DAF BAWGs are dismantled. I am no longer a co-lead for the LGBTQIA+ working group Regardless, I am still here for my family. Reach out if you need help. My resource base is drastically reduced, I'm here for you

ICYMI: I am offering autographed copies of the Pantheon series again! Sorry if you're seeing this late, I sold out of the original cover of Pantheon in 20 min. I have a few limited Pantheon 2 original covers on sale and the new covers while supplies last! krp-publishing-llc.square.site/s/shop

I’m back with the Bone Baddies today at 11:30am Central! Old school D&D on Twitch twitch.tv/lordgosumba