Maybe it's natural... maybe it's ketammmmiiiinnneee... There's a jingle nobody asked fer. 😂

Aye, we all say with mick astonishment & drippin with sarcasm. 😄

Looks like Twatter shit tha bed again. Why are we still usin that shite again?

Nothin like hangin round, jammin ta good music. 💪😁

So.... seems like things are gonna be like this. My promo got dubbed o'er by Gus. Apparently he has not enough respect fer me ta talk with me or make suggestions, he's just gonna dub my lines. Here's my actual promo in its entirety, unabashed or edited. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Fair assessment.... WOLVERINES!!! ✊️

To new beginnins... that's what goin ta Blue Sky should be seen as. A new start.

Fuck it. Ripply backside shot! 😁

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Nothing brings us here faster than shwitter shittin itself ta death. 😄

Makin all lads jealous at tha gym cause I'm shredded as fuck, yeah!

Got called a tiny muscle mommy today. I've ne'er been called that before, so yeah. Put a smile on my face.

Wish more of my friends were o'er here than o'ver on shitter.

Aye, lookin' how I feel, fuckin good.

I'd say @jukeboxhero86.bsky.social, @mollyhatchet.bsky.social, @katelyndelavega.bsky.social, (tho who'd hate her, I can't imagine) and @hauntedwrestling.bsky.social because he lives for that shit. I'd feel sorry for those 50 assholes because they didn't bring enough bodies...

Hit tha beach since it's still warm o'er on tha South west coast. Aye, we moved ta Cali. Decided Florida was no longer a worthy place ta call home, given how our neighbors were actin towards us as a couple durin & after tha US election results. Val of course took a picture so it'd last longer. 😘

Raaaaaaaaar fuckers!!!! 💪😁

So how goes tha shenanigans & fuckery today, lads n lasses?

Aye, I'm here. Tha other place is a fuckin bag of shite, yeah.