Xenoblade 3 is kinda like Berserk where The Eclipse is the peak of the story

Chapter 7 now

I have a feeling AVGN is responsible for how people online stay away from NES games which is ironic because James absolutely loves games from that generation lol

Omg is that the song from Xenoblade 2

wtf do you mean there's a yarr matey pirate in this game

Me when I'm angrily jerking you off

Can someone get me a 35 buck eShop card so I can buy Future Redeemed after I'm done oooh

Takahashi realized he couldn't surpass Jin as the sympathetic dead wife guy villain so he made N the misogynistic dead wife guy villain (I enjoy them both)

IDK how many more hours I got I'm on the Mio Side Story part of chapter 6 lol

Tornado watch grrr

Tetsuya Takahashi must really like Darth Vader lol

In general people online have a religious view toward entertainment. Who gives a shit if a story isn't entirely original (literal impossibility) or if someone plays a remaster of a game or if a character's eyes are a different shade of green in an adaptation. None of that matters

Your understanding of entertainment isn't paramount to your intelligence. "Ooh this person doesn't understand the themes of Berserk & watches reality TV they're such unintelligent cattle" they could be a lawyer for all you know

Man.

What the fuck did the Nopon do to get solitary confinement????

They should've given Noah jiggle physics like Eunie & Mio smh

Do Scottish girls come out of the womb with baritone cries or something because I love how the loli with the accent sounds like she's 40 lmao

Fought a duo boss & when one's HP was 60% gone everyone besides Noah & Mio dead but I killed with a Chain Attack & fought other using just them & somehow won (Mio almost died too but used Interlink to do final hit). Noah had shitty ass Stalker Class too so I should've lost lol

I like when the characters are all like "alright we gotta be sneaky don't let anyone see you" but then once it hits gameplay you're still just fighting everyone you see & doing 50000000000 Chain Attack damage on them like any other quest & nothing bad comes from it lmao

Alright then lmao

I got to the part of the game where they learn what sex is wow

Given the Vesselai/Vessels & Leukos/Leukocytes thing there seems to be a bit of a blood motif in Xenoblade Genesis. Obviously most people are thinking the world is a space colony or whatever but I wonder if it'll be literal & the world is actually a complex living organism lol

People talk about realism ruining the convenience of games but sometimes the conveniences of reality can mess up games too. For example shopping online is nice but I don't like it when a game is just like "open your pause phone & go buy some stuff wherever you are"

Why do boomers like watching stuff about people they'll never meet & will never affect them while crying about those people as if they're treading on them? Who gives a shit if a lesbian doesn't have shaved armpits or if a weirdo in Oklahoma is pretending to be Chinese lol

I hate how trans people have to be a group. "This famous person is trans so they have to act correctly" "fuck, this trans person shot somebody now we've been set back by a hundred years" can I be myself instead of having to be the ambassador of the Fruity Fαg Coalition

I think my big complaint with Xenoblade 3 is it feels scared of having friction between party members. Any tension is quickly resolved. It'd be nice if maybe one of them ran off for a bit instead of just "I'm sorry" & "your problems are my problems so let's help each other"

"I'm not watching this shit" it ain't an airport no need to announce your departure lmao

Funniest part of Torna is the side quest where you bring the gardener's son to him & he punches him & emotionally manipulates him & the son is treated as the perpetrator. One of the villains in the main story is Lora's abusive father figure but sure let's go victim blaming here

More like Kinoblade 3

Ohh I get it

I still think the Mechon in Xenoblade 1 have the best mecha design of the trilogy tho. They just have such a unique aesthetic compared to the more "anime style" mecha you see in the other games (not that those ones are bad I love the Artifices & Ferronises too)

This dude ripping his whole eyeball out in protest is so fucking tuff he's the absolute GOAT my dick was raging hard the realest one of them all

New Super Mario Brothers Wii is a tough game, old school tough. So you'd better bring your butt stomping A-game, as this will test even the most seasoned platforming veterans

NGL I used to think I like everything about these games except the combat but now that I'm properly playing it instead of just switching to easy mode halfway through like I did with Xenoblade 1 (& I was young when I played 2 so I was stupid back then) it's so gooooooooooooooooood

Xenoblade 3 might be the peakest one actually it's so fucking good I'm cumming so hard that my dick is hurting ouch!

I'm no lifing Xenoblade 3 so hard I'm already a bit into Keves Castle on Chapter 4 (not skipping side stuff just NEETing) it's so peak

"Read a book for once if you think this thing has a good story" you hate art & your treatment of entertainment as some sort of hierarchy proves you don't respect stories yourself

Goofy af how people say Wii Xenoblade only looks that way because limitations & not artistic intent. The Wii could 100% do anime style games. Even if the game couldn't do cel shading due to scale they could use texture mapping like Skies Of Arcadia lol

The recommended level for quests is dumb af sometimes I'll be 5 levels above it yet the enemies wipe out the party in 3 seconds & other times I'm 5 levels below & it's piss easy lol

without SpongeBob people just kill kill kill this is why boomers are so evil they aint never watched the bob

Highkey I wanna give the Xenoblade 3 composers sloppy wet tongue the music is like if you died & went to Heaven but then somehow died in Heaven & went to Super Heaven

Ngl this game is so fucking cum why did I drop it lol

Why are Ouroboros the only people with normal names every NPC is named Zoobly Goobly or some shit lol

I know gameplay wise it's relatively weak if the Interlink level isn't 2-3 (unless you need quick invincibility) but the Ouroboros forms being accessible in any fight is really funny, time to transform into Ultraman just to kill a small crab lol

Gay sex.

I'm 3 years late on this but are most of Moebius in Xenoblade 3 really side quest fodder lmao

Speaking of Xenoblade I should buy X someday all I know about it is big robots & goofy ass battle music lol

Already on Chapter 3 in Xenoblade 3 soon I'll be caught up where I was woo

Funny how people will go "grr why game have cutscenes instead of using the strengths of medium" but whenever a game tells its story through environment or log entries or boss fignts it's "wow this game has no story & I gotta waste time doing research to put stuff together" lol