he’s made it all the way to south dakota btw

Last day of pride month 🥀

post-pride thirst traps 🪤

not to age myself but i had whole binder dedicated to them tbh

in other news tho, I beat my friend at the cock ring toss at pride today 😋

why is eating in a pup hood so hard I just wanna be dog and eat snacks in peace :(

uppies for puppies!

i just want you to know that i do have content moderation on and i can immediately tell which of you new followers are NASTY nasty bc ur profile pictures are blurred

it’s SUUUUUUUPER cool that like my entire state is burning and it’s major body of water is drying up and is also just getting hotter over all 🥲 love that for us

more of the pink shorts look y'all seemed to like so much

something new was just posted in TEMPLE: 2026.06.16 | life + album updates hvxlii.substack.com/p/20260616-l...

update on this: it wasn’t as bad as I thought it’d be and yes I will be continuing to do it 😌

i think complaining is one of my content pillars tbh

absolutely devastated that I couldn’t score the tubi jock and harness 😭

hi gay!

a musical theatre drag queen named Tonia Wards

...but i'm a creep full cover is streaming everywhere on my ep Y2K23: hvxlii.lnk.to/y2k23

beating the @pupamore.bsky.social is taller than you AND the short king allegations once and for all 😤 i know i'm team iphone so ignore the pixel phone in my hand it was theirs and we wanted to take a cute photo 😬

why has nobody told about the babe that is dave the diver before???? hello????

i know i'm getting older because a lot of the standard dairy staples in my life are getting replaced with plant based versions 😭

i mean…what are we trining the AI on? How to generate songs that get less than 1000 plays 😭

Morning Kittens - Monday Morning Back to Work Edition

one of my friends once told me they could see me doing hobbyhorse comps and it’s one of the nastiest things anyone has ever said to me 😭

alternative hispanic/latino guys will forever have me in a chokehold and ill be never sorry about that

sos i can't stop watching vintage dusties videossss 😭

imma need people to stop saying stuff tastes like McDonald’s fries because 10 times out of 10 whatever you’re describing does not taste like McDonald’s fries

still relevant btw

hi puppy

it’s pride month, take a trans girl home and let her milk ur prostate 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💦

y'know in hindsight...i should of seen the reaction to the inclusion of lactose intolerance in the what i bring to table video coming alas, here we are 💀😭😂

comin in at the last minute with a banger, as per usual...sorry 😅 here's my official entry into the ORIGAMI open verse comp...enjoy 🐶🐾 link to vote and you've got 24hrs to do it: www.smashmusic.org/competition/... #SMASHcompetition #KeshaO#SMASHcompetition

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i'm not saying a big deal on youtube, but i did pass 200 subscribers so...lookout mr beast im coming for your bag 💁🏽‍♂️💅🏽

hey siri send a post that says fat boys heart eye emoji

tfw you touch something icky

made an appointment to get my bussy waxed for the first time ever next week. everybody clap and/or pray for me

what's your favorite gum brand (bubble type, specifically) and why is it double bubble?

things i am good at: adding books to my "want to read" list things i am bad at: reading said books

sometimes i write songs that i intend to give to other artists, but i end up keeping them for myself...this is one of those songs anyway, backstabber is up on like every streaming platform if you're interested 😬

someone remind the next time in beaver to get a shirt that says "i ♥️ beaver" from a gas station thanks

not that anybody asked but my boss remains unfazed when i say "hey sorry to bother you at work" before i ask questions btw

it has dawned upon me that i really just do be out here talking sometimes and y'all just like...let me and now i'm gonna keep doing it

i am an all day tummy ache survivor

if i (dog) said to you (also dog) "GRRARARARAWARRUFFF" what then?

hey chat on a scale of not mad at all to will stick legos in all of my shoes how mad do you think my husband would be if i gave him a wet willy in his sleep

a dog and his 😋✌🏽

you guys only like for my fat [redacted] and juicy voluptuous [redacted]

as an established homosexual at this homosexual establishment i will not stand idly by while you attempt to establish new homosexuality in this establishment and i will be speaking to the manager about it

hey sorry i can’t talk right now im too busy thinking about hairy man hole

a quick lil album chat + life update! full video on my substack: hvxlii.subst...