Yesterday, you couldn’t move in London without bumping into a Muckspreader.

Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall? youtu.be/-k4yjCo8JWs?...

Meanwhile, in that completely sane space that we used to call home..

Just imagine if heaven actually existed, and you somehow managed to fluke it in past the bouncers… …Only to find Russell fucking Brand was also in there. 😬

“Ewe are the media now” Ylon Mwsg 2024 💪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Incredible life story. From Newcastle’s centre-forward to El Presidente of Argentina. 🙌 🇦🇷

Clarkson's children will inherit diddly squat - as well as his £200 million pound fortune.

Can’t wait for the new blockbuster west-end musical “Get Off Moi Larrrnnnnnd”. 🎶

Oi, 🇺🇸…

Will the last person leaving Twitter turn off the far-rights?

Il faut cultiver notre jardin.

Oi, 🇺🇸…

Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.

Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.

Top tip! Throw your phone algorithm off the scent by voicing opinions that you don’t hold, and searching for things that you have no intention of buying. You’ll thank me later 👍

www.theguardian.com/science/2024... It did manage the full works of Twitter so give it some credit.

A quick summary of the budget: some old and rich people will have to stump up a bit of cash to pay for the daft c*nts who voted for Brexit.

It’s the least wonderful time of the year 🎶 youtu.be/Zwr1st72wkY?...

Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅

Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅

“Throw off your mental chains (Ooo-ooo-Oo)” 🎶

Absolutely loving Ade Edmonson’s new comic creation. Best since Vyvyan. Bravo 👏

Fun fact: Kamala Harris was only 5 years old when Donald Trump first avoided the Vietnam draft.

Great to see that Bluesky has bought the rights to this. Bold move 👏

So, where are all the swivel-eyed loons? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Incredible to think that I once worked with someone who transcribed ‘Chatham House Rules’ as ‘Chattermouse Rules’ 🐭.

Good to know that the right wing grifters are going to suffer from the left's exodus from twitter. Most of their interactions and therefore very easy money were from liberal people silly enough to inadvertently amplify their posts. They're going to miss that money and attention.

‘Rawdogging’. Nice to finally have a name for that thing that people do in finance meetings.

I’ve been Poked. www.thepoke.com/2024/08/09/p...

If Farrow & Ball were naming this colour, what would they call it?

Nice to breathe in some fresh Blue Sky air after the stench of teenage-boy’s-bedroom from the other place…

Nice to breathe in some fresh Blue Sky air after the stench of teenage-boy’s-bedroom from the other place…

Anyone ever noticed Space Karen’s uncanny resemblance to a tortoise?

Hello Twitter renegades (from back when it was good). Looking to follow some likeminded folk on here. Please re-Tweet 😘

RIP Twitter 2006-2024 Murdered by Musk.