AlanGorithm™️
@alangorithm.bsky.social
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Cymro. Flâneur.
Yesterday, you couldn’t move in London without bumping into a Muckspreader.
about 1 year ago
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Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
youtu.be/-k4yjCo8JWs?...
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Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
YouTube video by Michael M
https://youtu.be/-k4yjCo8JWs?feature=shared
about 1 year ago
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Meanwhile, in that completely sane space that we used to call home..
about 1 year ago
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Just imagine if heaven actually existed, and you somehow managed to fluke it in past the bouncers… …Only to find Russell fucking Brand was also in there. 😬
about 1 year ago
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“Ewe are the media now” Ylon Mwsg 2024 💪 🏴
about 1 year ago
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Incredible life story. From Newcastle’s centre-forward to El Presidente of Argentina. 🙌 🇦🇷
about 1 year ago
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Kevin Long
about 1 year ago
Clarkson's children will inherit diddly squat - as well as his £200 million pound fortune.
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Can’t wait for the new blockbuster west-end musical “Get Off Moi Larrrnnnnnd”. 🎶
about 1 year ago
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Oi, 🇺🇸…
about 1 year ago
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Not Florence Lox 🏴
about 1 year ago
Will the last person leaving Twitter turn off the far-rights?
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Il faut cultiver notre jardin.
about 1 year ago
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Oi, 🇺🇸…
about 1 year ago
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Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.
about 1 year ago
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Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.
about 1 year ago
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Top tip! Throw your phone algorithm off the scent by voicing opinions that you don’t hold, and searching for things that you have no intention of buying. You’ll thank me later 👍
about 1 year ago
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Not Florence Lox 🏴
about 1 year ago
www.theguardian.com/science/2024...
It did manage the full works of Twitter so give it some credit.
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Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds
Australian mathematicians call into question the ‘infinite monkey theorem’ in new research on old adage
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/nov/01/infinite-monkey-theorem-keyboard-tyepwriter-shakespeare-study
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Not Florence Lox 🏴
about 1 year ago
A quick summary of the budget: some old and rich people will have to stump up a bit of cash to pay for the daft c*nts who voted for Brexit.
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It’s the least wonderful time of the year 🎶
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KXVO Pumpkin Dance to Ray Parker's Ghostbusters!
YouTube video by AxeyTheClown
https://youtu.be/Zwr1st72wkY?feature=shared
about 1 year ago
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Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅
about 1 year ago
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Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅
about 1 year ago
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“Throw off your mental chains (Ooo-ooo-Oo)” 🎶
over 1 year ago
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Absolutely loving Ade Edmonson’s new comic creation. Best since Vyvyan. Bravo 👏
over 1 year ago
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Not Florence Lox 🏴
over 1 year ago
Fun fact: Kamala Harris was only 5 years old when Donald Trump first avoided the Vietnam draft.
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Great to see that Bluesky has bought the rights to this. Bold move 👏
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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So, where are all the swivel-eyed loons? 🤷🏻♂️
over 1 year ago
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Incredible to think that I once worked with someone who transcribed ‘Chatham House Rules’ as ‘Chattermouse Rules’ 🐭.
over 1 year ago
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Not Florence Lox 🏴
over 1 year ago
Good to know that the right wing grifters are going to suffer from the left's exodus from twitter. Most of their interactions and therefore very easy money were from liberal people silly enough to inadvertently amplify their posts. They're going to miss that money and attention.
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‘Rawdogging’. Nice to finally have a name for that thing that people do in finance meetings.
over 1 year ago
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Cold War Steve
over 1 year ago
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I’ve been Poked.
www.thepoke.com/2024/08/09/p...
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People have been coming up with paint colours to describe the furious complexion of Little Tommy Ten Names - 12 apt descriptions (NSFW)
Serial breaker of hate-based social media rules and professional shit-stirrer, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson) has been all over the news recently, for allegedly inciting and capitalising o...
https://www.thepoke.com/2024/08/09/paint-colours-to-describe-little-tommy-ten-names/
over 1 year ago
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If Farrow & Ball were naming this colour, what would they call it?
over 1 year ago
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Nice to breathe in some fresh Blue Sky air after the stench of teenage-boy’s-bedroom from the other place…
over 1 year ago
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Nice to breathe in some fresh Blue Sky air after the stench of teenage-boy’s-bedroom from the other place…
over 1 year ago
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Anyone ever noticed Space Karen’s uncanny resemblance to a tortoise?
over 1 year ago
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Hello Twitter renegades (from back when it was good). Looking to follow some likeminded folk on here. Please re-Tweet 😘
over 1 year ago
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RIP Twitter 2006-2024 Murdered by Musk.
over 1 year ago
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