Its been a while i should probably flatten a few city's and squish some folks, otherwise i might lose my Macro Menace certification.

So hung over, feels like I've been hit by a bus, why am i awake? only had a few hard-rated lemon's. I've turned into a light-weight in my old age, Uni Liam would be so disappointed. 😂

What a shit day. I need to be kneaded, squished, shaped into a grey amorphous ball and rolled about under a paw for a few hours. That would fix me.

Insole tf is like a massive weekness for me 🥵

So i crashed out and badended a small regional city. My bad. But now I've got these little SCP weirdos stalking me, i mean get a life.

get steamrolled, punk!

One Click Deeper

WHY do the micros not watch where I'm walking! now i need more wet wipes *Angry Fox Noises*

Valentine's day? guess it's time to turn some couples into heart shaped smears.

Commission for @mouszy.bsky.social and @nwnzach.bsky.social #Feet #Paws #Goo #Macro #Micro #Absorption #Furryart

Imagine being a conscious sticker stuck to the deck of a skateboard, helpless and just hoping they don't do any grinds.

Sparkle dogs make the best Jibbitz's

When they asks for steppies but you have 30kg+ weight advantage and your scared of breaking them.

Cuddling is nice, but have you had someone 2× your weight lay ontop of you.

Was 43.6°C (110°F) today, can't wait to head back to SYD where it's only 33°C (91°F)

Spending hours over multiple days writing something, only to delete it because your no longer fixated on the idea/scenario and reading back you feel nothing but cringe for the self-indulgent smut you have created.

I'm way more switch then i thought.

Me examining a new follower

Discarded story idea #585; Clocked micro gets invited to frat party by norm friend, gets peer pressured into playing micro beer pong, reluctantly swallows a few, last one is someone he knows and has to swallow them so they don't out him.

Today is going to be one of those days😭. Could really use a squirming footrest under my desk right now.

Too exhausted to even lift his head. A hot meal and a night’s rest in the shoe should have him in ship shape for tomorrow

Everyone says they want steppies till they have 85Kg of fox impending their respiratory system. tbh I'm not even they heavy, you guys need to strengthen your weak ass diaphragms.

Happy New Year from down under! 🦘

Grinder, vodka, homosex 😔

When brats get too talky-backy just gag them with a pair of your gym socks, this will quickly have the desired effect of calming them down. Use especially old ones if you want them non-verbal for a while.

BLUESKY NEW USER MEGATUTORIAL 2.0 Since the settings portion of the site has received a UI update I figure its a good time to do an updated version of my onboarding tutorial. This will teach you the most pertinent things you need to know so you can smoothy transition from X to Bluesky!

Oh no new kink unlocked: Paw-sweat TF. Want to TF micros, then feel them evaporate away to nothing just to cool my paws down. ahaha what is wrong with me 😭

Deleted my last post after it got swarmed by bots. 🥲

Liam's been on a bit of an ego trip lately, i need someone beat the shit out of him and use him as a doormat, gotta keep my boy humble.

😭

Nooo bluesky, i don't want to send you my id or credit card!!

Leaveing my shoes outside so any homeless micros have an overnight shelter

Will suck dick for 32GB of DDR5 6000MHz for under $600AUD 😔

Visiting your alien BF's home world only to be forced to wear a collar and muzzle, because humans aren't documented as sentient, so your now classified as his exotic pet.

Bondage equipment for micros?

Normalise shoe swapping with your buddies 👟😎 #nsfw #furrynsfw #furryart #nsfwart

I love how these look.

If you cum when getting a paw job don't get pissy when i tell you lick up your mess.

I could probably do no nut November, but a month is a long time for micros to go without any food, and i don't want them to starve to death.

Got the strongest urge right to use someones face as a footstool! force them to get all zonked out and goon away for hours beneath my overpowering paws.

For "security" work is deprecating all computers not win11 compatible, so much e-waste. All going in general waste as the ewaste guys wanted too much for disposal.

He's a 10/10 Macro. but has more red flags the a soviet parade.

It's days like to today I'm glad we went with Azure over AWS. Actually I'm not. I miss having actual servers we control, to be able to touch them with our bare hands 😞

I'm going to be that roommate who leaves his sneakers all over the place, makeing you put them back on the shoe rack.

Dingo OC 27M - Tradie - Bisexual Dom who don't care what your gender is, so long as you get him off. In an open relationship with girlfriend (she gets off on seeing him put other guys in their place under his paws)

Fem micro's are pretty and cute, less so after a few weeks on insole duty. Basically an unrecognisable matted mess of lint and grime.

Stuffing your thick yard boots with micros and just letting them bake under paw while you mow the lawn. *Disclaimer all micros mentioned in this posts signed consent waivers and are willing degenerates.*

@cainbuizel.bsky.social is where he truly belongs... Art by @pozolebun.bsky.social

I really want a pair of black and white Air Jordan 4, but they are so expensive 🥲 and i promised myself no unnecessary expenditure. 😔

Using the waste heat from my Plex server to dry my gym socks. 😂