An honestly incredible distillation of the chaos (and how there can be no distillation of the chaos) from @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social and Garbage Day: www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-ki...

Looking forward to seeing Bone Gripper tonight.

I'd like to go up to everyone on earth and gently press their airpods to be flush against their skin like a sophisticated human as opposed to jutting out from their ears like some alien freak.

The kind of pitches that would be greenlit in three seconds during an alt-weekly edit meeting in 2009.

Arch in need of renovation to make much taller and much skinnier for fun.

I'm here to talk about Noelvi Marte's hitting prowess, Ke'Bryan Hayes's defense, the Reds banking off the trade deadline, or any combo of the three if you need me. I welcome all you NL Central freaks.

Where's the run club of people who used to close out the Empty Bottle on a Tuesday night in like 2012 but now chase that feeling of joy by grinding their bodies into dust through regular physical torment? I would like to join that run club.

It’s funny watching the Brewers be cocky.

I too am here to correct the shitty AI copy you invested in when you laid off competent real humans and laugh at you while I invoice you for being a moron. futurism.com/companies-fi...

Yo this sucks

I made a 9-episode series where a Chicago coffee VIP tours his 85-year-old abuelo around the best cafés in America's greatest city to try iced matchas, ube lattes, and espresso tonics. You should watch it... I think it's pretty fun! Def fun enough for Bluesky. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I can't wait to not read this!

Deep fuckin' sigh... Chicago deserves better.

Good journalism still rocks. Loved this.

Incredible cover

The coffee shop just blaring My Chemical Romance help me I have too much caffeine in me to handle this level of negative nostalgia.

"I decided on 'Kevin' when I saw it on a belt buckle at K-Mart." – my mom. I just assumed that was true for every Kevin.

"extracts himself"??

I often think about how good a band name Home Birth is and there happens to be a band named Home Birth that pretty much sounds like that should be their name. Great job all around, everyone.

Hell yeah. Day Baseball. Day Baseball.

I really enjoyed this.

Dont Fret, a local street art legend who championed the underdog, has died at 36. buff.ly/GSPO4N1

An underrated aspect of human colleagues is that they can tell you when you shouldn’t post something.

On a day like today, the music writer person in me—who hasn't worked for like 6 years—emerges and starts dreaming up think pieces that would result in a lot of effort for very little money.

Wow

Love that Tortoise released a new track in honor of Opening Day. That's so Tortoise.

Happy Opening Day! I’m eating a baseball for breakfast.

One more sleep until baseball. The eternal sleep. Death. Baseball is Hell. War is Hell. Baseball is War.

Love to quietly judge everyone who doesn't use the backboard in pop-a-shot.

I took this photo in like 2010 and I still thinks it’s hilarious and I’ve posted it on Twitter many times but never on Bsky so here it is.

Good lord, that last sentence of Viser’s is so deeply contemptible and illustrative of how American journalists have lost their way entirely.

The Oscars are coming and hey some great movies are nominated but I mostly spend my time thinking about how unhinged Red Rooms is.

100% right here. Chance aside, who legit did nothing and wasted a valuable news property (cool) ... believing some tycoon will go against every ounce of their being to live in the shadows of a reputable pub and not eventually make their presence felt in a self-serving way is buying into a delusion.

Reading "Today, the Internet does that job" makes me want to jump out a window. What a pathetic thing to write as a reason for changing course on anything.

The Friendship trailer has now been sent to me by four different people and counting. Keep 'em coming ...

I'm still giving all your kids pennies on Halloween.

OK good, now we can get on to baseball.

I can’t wait to say “Football is such a dumb sport” multiple times as I meticulously break down and comment on every play because I too am incredibly dumb.

Important anniversary

It was awesome when I slipped on my front steps and ate shit this morning and my dog looked away embarrassed.

Pictured: Trump being led into Inaugural ceremony by Slenderman.

Headed into the weekend: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2_Q...

Cool sounds great I'm incredibly optimistic this will happen

Hey look something logical happened!

How I feel every day

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

Love a good "low ticket warning" that you can immediately sniff out as "nah, you're lying."

Another Bengals game I’m thrilled not to watch one minute of.

Just one year before Trib and S-T journalists would begin to get defiantly wasted at the Billy Goat on Lower Michigan. It's like you can see the anticipation in the air.

Anyone who says this is a bad logo design is very incorrect.