Taught my 80 year old parents what MILF means

So why don’t police officers need malpractice insurance, like doctors, rather than us using tax payer dollars every time they violate someone’s rights?

I am a single issue voter when it comes to Portland politics. This saga has been absolutely ridiculous.

I woke up super early to see the historically low tide and it was worth it, photos don’t do it justice.

This is so funny and horrifying

Personally I think both Altman and Musk should lose the case and go to jail.

Ha ha ha ha….it’s not our bad product it’s your human creativity that’s making this bad!

Using AI in a work setting is like hiring a 5 year old and asking your employees to raise it.

My pettiest grievance against billionaires is that they have no taste.

“Oregon’s temperate rainforests are some of the most carbon-dense ecosystems on the planet, storing more carbon per acre than the Amazon rainforest—making them a critical component of the state’s climate resilience.” If you care at all about forests and climate change, pay attention.

Doing another over the top project because nobody makes stepping stones the size I wanted.

Bought this lovely display at the St John’s Bizarre for some of our best finds.

For the entrepreneurs out there. If you can sell unregulated dick supplements in gas stations nationwide you can sell unregulated menses supplements in gas stations nationwide.

Repubs already paved the way for so many shenanigans, redistricting may be harder so why not just close all the rural poling stations? Make them take their own medicine. If I’ve learned anything about people is that they hate coming to “the city” for anything.

Super looking forward to Pandemic 2 Hantavirus seems like we are totally ready for this.

Eep! There are still a few spots left in our Cascades Pika Watch trainings! www.oregonzoo.org/wildlife/cas...

Every time I read something about Bezos I think…oh yes he’s married to “untailored Schiaparelli” still the sickest burn in recent fashion editorials

Counter proposal, no and instead every man who lies on the internet goes to jail for 2 years.

Are we ready for tax strike yet?

I hate it here

I’ll never forget that time my employer forced me to be a strike breaker. If I’d also been able to be part of a union I wouldn’t have had to do that.

How much of the city and state budget go to paying for law enforcement misdeeds? Is it a Moda Center worth?

My niece is very excited for the Fire to start playing. Being an adult woman who has already been through the sports cliff, no opportunities to play at any level after college, her enthusiasm reminded me that having professional women’s sports to be excited about is actually a big deal. Go Fire!

So first retailers started locking up products, then they got armed security guards and now infrastructure for dynamic pricing? But no don’t worry about getting shot when you complain the tide pods you just had unlocked are more expensive 2 minutes later when you get to the register.

I’m trying a new thing, when people try to say “oh wow AI was able to…” I name the source it looked up.

This article managed to describe how I feel about AI. It also made me feel proud of my liberal arts education and industry switching nature. www.fastcompany.com/91530169/ai-...

The only feature of Photoshop that has improved in the last 20 years is the Auto-Align/Auto-Blend functions. Everything else is the same or worse.

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Everyday I read something and have to ask myself “what’s wrong with men?”

It’s actually incredibly difficult to vote these sociopaths out of office.. both parties. Our campaign finance laws make it almost impossible. People think voters choose these candidates but actually that’s not true. Corporations & foreign lobbies do. We get to select from the plutocrats draft picks

How are the 3D printers doing? Are we making everything additive yet?

After big dams on the upper Klamath River in far northern CA were removed in 2024, Chinook (king) salmon migrated upstream for the first time in 100+ years--and now they have hatched.

Qwen AI is going to mess up how strangers spell my name for several years *sigh*

I don’t like how much of my job is now getting an AI generated idea and then asking 5 simple questions that make people realize it will never work. Can you just give me a regular prompt, like you did in 2024?

CHACO CANYON UNDER THREAT! Even this article hides the true urgency of this situation deep down in the article! "What You Can Do The scoping period ends April 7. That is not a typo. You have until Monday."

We need your help. The Trump administration is dismantling the U.S. Forest Service. 193 million acres of public land (bigger than Texas) is being handed over to political operatives and industry insiders.

Do marketers realize that the phrase “not you grand(pa/ma)’s…” now makes me think your product is worse and not improved?

There are morels growing under my porch!

I honestly don’t understand liking Disney as a general concept. Sure, I’ve liked some of the movies, but like the whole corporation/brand doesn’t make sense to me.

Arguing the 14th Amendment at the Supreme Court on April Fools Day seems like a poor choice.

Are the TSA lines really that bad or is it just Atlanta and JFK?

I’m a true Portlander now

Raising recruitment age to 42, someone didn’t math that math, you are trying to recruit people who were 18 in 2002. If they were going to didn’t they already sign up last time?

I’ve had TWO antique store related infestations this year! Be careful out there, sanitize your finds.

Everyone keeps talking about gas prices, but are you ready for plastic prices?

10 years with this little skeptic

Corporations: “happy international womens day…BUY THINGS”

Democracy is dying in America. ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous. We need real leaders - not career politicians.

Why are men disgusting? And why haven’t y’all done anything about it?

I love how much falling and hugging is part of the Winter Olympics.