These are my summer plans if anyone would like to join me. #cub #bear #bendy

Thankful for Fat Cock Friday™. #fcf

Tummy Tuesday, is it?

The little monsters. 🫠🫠🫠#dogs

It's currently -30°C and I just wanna have my titties out by the pool again.

Cubs in the Caribbean #gaycation

When two nerdy f*ggots have been married for way too long... #xmen #gay #gaymarriage

Picking up more gay from my woke antennas.

Met an icon today. #goldengirls

Fantastic WHAT

Is this shirt office appropriate?

If you need me, I'll be doing this all summer...

"Can I come over and do this?"

I'm celebrating #pride this year by using Vaseline™ as lube, like our fore-faggots did.

This overhead lighting would send Mariah Carey into a fit of rage.

Freezing my tits off by the Atlantic Ocean.

Time let these alabaster beauties loose.

How did I miss this? #metgala #lorde

Turns out when the French were talking about the "little death" they didn't mean c*mming they meant twink death...

It's been a long fucking day. #cohiba

Once I start doing drag, it's over for you bitches.

*Enter Sandman starts playing. My husband: "I remember sucking dick to this song..." Should I @ Metallica?

When it's sunny and finally above freezing and you don't feel like you wanna die anymore. ✨

Me waiting for a good time to rejoin the threesome cuz I had to tap out to go pee...

I can't wait for #thesubstance to sweep the "Best Tit To Fall Out Of A Face" category at the #oscars.

When the homosexuals of Twitter post these, I just think they're talking about the last shit they took. #metamucil

Sometimes I clean up.

My garden's been growing weird strawberries lately...

im using heavy machinery (Photoshop, InDesign, After Effects) that you cant operate while taking medications (Irbesartan, Escitalopram, Lisdexamfetamine) you can't pronounce.

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Everybody's cumming!

Anyone else ready for Cuckmas? #alliwantforchristmas

Showing up to midnight mass in one of these.

Anyone else's Spotify Wrapped not passing the vibe check? #spotifywrapped

Sweet, another platform to be a dumb bitch on. 💅🏻