Here's where we are now: Americans are being murdered in the streets by a bunch of guys too dumb or too fat to get into the police academy.

Alex Pretti was sprayed, beaten, then shot five times. Original video has been removed by bluesky, but you can find it all over the internet: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJh...

Murder in the streets of America. By the government.

ICE murdering people in the streets. How long will we put up with this madness?

Is there nobody in Congress who will do something about this insane motherfucker?

Just listened to people on NPR calm debating whether the President of the United States is deranged. I hate this timeline.

Remember when everyone decided that Joe Biden was unfit to be president because he forgot some words and fell off a bike? Good times.

“Here’s our new Liquid Glass screen. To make sure you notice it, we’re turning your notifications from black-on-white to white on nothing. Good luck reading it! But how about that Liquid Glass!”

Is it just me, or when iPhone does an update, does everyone else think, “Oh fuck, what now?” then spend an hour trying to figure out if you can make it go back the way it was? I mean, who is getting texts that you need AI to summarize for you?

I guess the incoming lawsuit will keep me from getting a pay raise again this year.

As my friend @seanmasterson.bsky.social says: get it?

They had to murder that lady and kidnap the president of some country to make us forget about the Epstein files, and it worked—wait, no it didn’t.

You have to admit, Trump's doing a great job of making everyone forget about the Epstein files.

Murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross.

Our elected representatives have allowed the situation to get out of hand. They have failed us and are failing us.

God damn ICE. Murdering bastards.

Watch the video: slate.com/news-and-pol...

Every time I look at the news, I’m so fucking embarrassed to be American.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Perhaps there’s a country that feels that the US is in need of regime change and will step up?

This guy just does whatever he wants. We're no longer a "nation of laws."

77 today, 76 Christmas Eve, 74 on Christmas. Those Chinese hoaxers are astoundingly good!

If you still think the United States are the good guys, you need to watch the deleted 60 Minutes post. Warning--you can't watch it without getting sick to your stomach.

Had Bari Weiss just ran the story, it would have been seen by a couple million people tops. The bootleg has now gone viral, and may end up being the most-watched 60 Minutes segment ever. It might be time to rename the Streisand Effect.

Episode 4 of The Pitt, then starting season 8 of Rick and Morty. Whatever lunacy comes out of President Dementia’s mouth I can read on Bluesky in the morning.

Meanwhile, in news of the coming apocalypse: www.nbcnews.com/science/clim...

So a crazy old man is going to start a pointless war to distract from the Epstein files release, and none of the people around him will move to stop him?

Just finished watching the excellent “Death by Lightning.” It made me think how much better off we’d be if Nick Offerman really was the president.

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Just in time for Christmas! Perfect for everyone on your list. Do you have friends who don't like mammals? This book will make them like mammals! Have friends who don't or can't read? This book is loaded with pictures! At booksellers everywhere! Or, y'know, on-line from that billionaire guy.

Not just an incompetent drunk, but a murdering war criminal. I guess we didn’t give him enough credit.

Just watched Wheel of Fortune for the first time in years. What in the fuck has happened to Ryan Seacrest? He looks like “Gangster Number Three” in a John Wick movie.

Computers, cell phones, the internet, and now AI have made us stupider as a society. It didn't have to be that way, but here we are.

Just when you think he's hit rock bottom, and it's impossible to go any lower...

Welp. I guess that was all for nothing.

I want someone to love me the way Pandora loves Chris Stapleton.

It’s such a pity that the evil criminal who attacked a federal policeman by <checks notes> tossing a sandwich at him walks free. Who will protect our heavily armed jackbooted thugs from such dangers? How can our government survive?!?

I guess climate change is solved—nobody’s talking about it anymore.

Where’s the billionaire who will donate to keep the SNAP program going like the dipshit who donated to pay the army?

<enshittification accelerates>

This motherfucker is tearing down the White House, unilaterally awarding 40 billion dollars to a foreign buddy, and the awarding himself $230 million bucks, and nobody’s gonna stop him?!? What in the actual fuck is happening?!?

Watching videos of these ICE goon, it occurs to me that every single one of them has a tiny dick, just like their hero.

Hey, if you gave me a 400 million dollar airplane, I’d sure give you a nice training facility! Seems fair!

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

I can’t imagine what is in the Epstein files that’s worse than what we already know about Trump. Is he a vampire? Did he try to kill 101 puppies to make a coat? Seriously, what the hell is in those files?

Absolutely heinous.

I kinda like the idea of putting Orange Hitler on the dollar. With his horrible economy, it would give us the opportunity to say things like, “That’s not worth a fucking Trump,” or “It took eighty fucking Trumps to fill up my gas tank.”

Everyone knew Pete Hegseth was a joke when Trump gave him the job, but God damn!

Democracy is falling apart, the climate is dying, the economy and public health care systems are killing people. Still, someone has to grade these lab reports.