Trump: I'm not a pedophile! The only philes I know anything about are the ones I stole and hid in the bathroom at Mar-a-lago!

Trump: I’m not a pedophile! I don’t even know what the word means!

Trump: I'm not a pedophile! But even if I was, remember that time Obama wore a tan suit?!?

Trump: I’m not a pedophile. America: That’s just what a pedophile would say!

Nobody Told Trump Exactly What He Agreed To, Plus open.substack.com/pub/badcrow/...

Absolutely remarkable statement from Pope Leo today. One for the history books www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

It's not just that we live in the stupidest timeline, it's that we live in the stupidest *possible* timeline. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

When someone threatens that "a whole civilization will die tonight" and that someone is the President of the United States, it's up to the cabinet members to do as they've sworn to do and invoke the 25th Amendment. Having a madman with his finger on the button has to stop. #civilizationwilldie.

How is this guy not instantly disqualified from positions of authority? www.salon.com/2026/04/05/f...

I’m excited about my new hobby that consists of writing either “Fuck” or “sucks” on dollar bills.

That’s all right you piece of shit, dance on Mueller’s grave. You ain’t seen grave dancing like what’s going to happen when the LDL does its job.

Record high temperatures today.

Cuba? Why shouldn't we have our own little Afghanistan, right off of Miami? I'm sure that'll go well.

Was at a meeting in New Orleans this week. Woke up this morning and actually had the thought, “Do I have enough gas to get home if Trump started Armageddon overnight?”

It’s a great new day in America! (Where the president is a convicted felon, an adjudicated rapist, is openly racist, is corrupt, and is a long-time pedophile.)

The war is supposed to make you forget 1) the president is a pedophile; 2) ICE is ruining lives; 3) the government is destroying education and science; 4) millions are being thrown out of insurance and healthcare; 5) income inequality is at an all time high; 6) the climate is dying.

Seems like it was just yesterday that we were all concerned that the president was a pedophile, but with this war and all it makes you reevaluate your priorities so that you truly understand how much of a child molester the president really is.

Welp, it worked! I’ve completely forgotten that Trump is a pedophile.

Why would any country ever negotiate with the US ever again? We live in a country run by fucking idiots, liars, baby-men, and fools, with an “opposition” party of spineless hacks. The country is doomed, the species is doomed.

It's not like I didn't already hate Trump. How much is enough? apnews.com/article/less...

Remember that time when Republicans got so mad because Obama didn't "salute the right way?" The president we have now is a convicted felon, an adjudicated rapist, an accused pedophile, and an idiot, but they're okay with all that. Make it make sense.

Never any good news....except...here's some: www.cnn.com/2026/02/22/t...

SCOTUS struck down Trump's tariffs. What do you want to bet that the price increases associated with them don't disappear.

6:30 on a February morning, and it’s 63 degrees outside.

But “Don’t call us Nazis!” www.engadget.com/big-tech/hom...

About 45,000 World War II veterans are left alive. Can you imagine how they feel when they see the news each day?

Why, you could knock me over with a feather! newrepublic.com/post/206510/...

Are you like me? When you open your computer and you see the message, "Windows Update Has Completed," do you say, "Oh shit, what now?"

Megyn Kelly is a racist shitstain. An asshole. Dumb as box of broken hammers and mean and hateful as a rabid raccoon with one foot caught in a trap. Why is anyone, anywhere paying attention to this waste of good carbon?

Just in the past couple of days—the US government is ”overturning“ science on climate change, causing a humanitarian crisis in Cuba, kidnapping people off the street, covering up child rape, trying to steal a bridge from Canada—it was just a couple of years ago that we were the good guys.

People are bent out of shape because a guy sang in Spanish in a city called "Santa Clara" in a state called "California," in a place where folks have been singing in Spanish for a lot longer than in English, but if you're not speaking in Pajute or Quapaw then you have no room to talk. So to speak.

www.reverbnation.com/basementcat/... With apologies to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, I present my version of "Ohio", with lyrics updated for today's events.

Three million pages of powerful people raping children and plotting together to rape children. That’s a lot of child raping. So I guess we’ll start prosecuting these folks, right? Right?

Here's where we are now: Americans are being murdered in the streets by a bunch of guys too dumb or too fat to get into the police academy.

Alex Pretti was sprayed, beaten, then shot five times. Original video has been removed by bluesky, but you can find it all over the internet: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJh...

Murder in the streets of America. By the government.

ICE murdering people in the streets. How long will we put up with this madness?

Is there nobody in Congress who will do something about this insane motherfucker?

Just listened to people on NPR calm debating whether the President of the United States is deranged. I hate this timeline.

Remember when everyone decided that Joe Biden was unfit to be president because he forgot some words and fell off a bike? Good times.

“Here’s our new Liquid Glass screen. To make sure you notice it, we’re turning your notifications from black-on-white to white on nothing. Good luck reading it! But how about that Liquid Glass!”

Is it just me, or when iPhone does an update, does everyone else think, “Oh fuck, what now?” then spend an hour trying to figure out if you can make it go back the way it was? I mean, who is getting texts that you need AI to summarize for you?

I guess the incoming lawsuit will keep me from getting a pay raise again this year.

As my friend @seanmasterson.bsky.social says: get it?

They had to murder that lady and kidnap the president of some country to make us forget about the Epstein files, and it worked—wait, no it didn’t.

You have to admit, Trump's doing a great job of making everyone forget about the Epstein files.

Murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross.

Our elected representatives have allowed the situation to get out of hand. They have failed us and are failing us.

God damn ICE. Murdering bastards.