"I like it overall, but I feel like this section was worded better in this other report." (copies the paragraph in question from both reports into an email) (it's the same thing) (literally identical - I know because I wrote the other report too and I copied that section)

Improving office ergonomics and reducing repetitive stress injuries by inventing a machine that bangs a desk into my head at the press of a button.

Depluralize a movie. Step Brother

Sikeston, MO and second place isn't close.

I'm going to twist this around a bit: I saw Stone Temple Pilots as their popularity was waning at a relatively small venue at the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas in I think 2014, when they were fronted by Chester Bennington. It was a hell of a lot of fun.

Inventing a time machine and immediately going back to try to somehow make king size mattresses square.

"Wait! If there's something wrong with this item, don't return it to the convenient retailer you bought it from. Go through our slow painful resolution process instead. It'll only take a few weeks."

He's so handsome, I can't take it

Xfinity is the devil

Apparently if you sign up to be notified of rate changes at my credit union, you get an email with "Great news!! The rate you are interested in has changed." regardless of which direction it moves.

Gonna wait a couple months and sell my old Ubiquiti gateway for $2000 (the same price as a full tank of gas)

Love waiting in a checkout line while the cashier explains to someone that they can save money by getting the app and clicking a bunch of coupons. Retailers should be punished instead of rewarded for annoying and inconveniencing their customers.

Taking these animals outside is like recreating the Battle of Hoth.

I sign off an email with "regards" and this motherfucker goes and uses "best regards" in his response like his regards are better than mine.

Name a band and I'll respond with "Huh? Who?" because I have a very narrow knowledge of music, popular or otherwise, and am especially bad at connecting artists and songs.

So DLSS, the gaming graphics tech that benefits less-powerful hardware by allowing you to sacrifice a little image quality for improved framerates, has a new version that uses two $4,000 cards to apply makeup and lip filler to women characters in real time? Do I have that right?

McDonald's BBQ Wendy's BBQ Popeyes Mardi Gras Mustard Freddy's Fry Sauce

2 points for Sainz in China, just like I predicted (I did not predict that, genuinely well done).

Okay actually Ferrari is giving us drivers just having fun out there, 10 out of 10, best team vibes. Let's revisit this in a couple months.

Ocon keeping things fresh and interesting by hitting the other Alpine

Red Bull built a car that loses 6 positions at the start and then understeers. Max is going to kill someone in his garage.

Ferrari would be doing great if races were exactly 1 lap.

Boy am I glad I didn't actually buy into and attach any emotion to the preseason Williams hype.

LMAO Verstappen passed Ocon before the commentators could finish a sentence explaining that Ocon was trying to defend for Bearman's sake.

So these new F1 regs just create a bunch of meaningless passes in the first few laps until the order sorts out. I guess that's an improvement in some ways over having no passes ever, but it feels so forced.

I test drove a plug-in hybrid yesterday that had 0% charge on the traction battery, so I know exactly how Max Verstappen felt for that Sprint launch.

"I just want to make sure - since this is a plug-in hybrid, will you all make sure it's fully charged for my test drive?" Anyway, guess who just test drove a PHEV with a totally empty battery.

Love that HP decided that the F1-F12 keys on this desktop keyboard should be compressed so that they could fit a print key above backspace for some reason. I love accidentally bringing up a print dialog while just trying to remove the character to the left of my cursor.

On the plus side, sulfur shortages will stop at least one Neal Stephenson novel from coming true.

By my math, 3,000 Hindenburgs could carry about as much oil as a supertanker.

We're gonna reinvent the AMC Gremlin from first principles.

Colapinto-go to the polls!

The commentators making fun of George Russell's tattling is good stuff.

That cooling scoop absolutely fuckin ker-sploded when Norris hit it. There should periodically be items thrown onto the track that give a bonus championship point to the first driver that hits them.

Did they intentionally mostly choose characters who die on screen? Tony Stark, Maximus Gladiatorius, William Wallace, Walter White, does Deadpool count?, I think Optimus Prime got resurrected by the Time Cube or something, Kylo Ren

excrete, have sex, lay egg, eat hot chip, and lie

After all the commotion about Mercedes compression ratios, I kinda hope we learn (years after the fact) that Ferrari are unabashedly cheating their asses off again. Got like a second fuel tank or something. Drivers putting extra batteries in their pockets. Running a V8 and hoping nobody notices.

First practice session of the F1 season is starting and you know what that means: it's time to make some absurdly irresponsible assertions about how the entire season is going to play out for each team and driver.

I punctured my eardrum while waterskiing. Well, at the abrupt end of some waterskiing.

One was a medical doctor (I believe a general practitioner), the other an engineer with TVA.

Microsoft does, however, remain unwavering in its resolve to continue making Windows 11 worse.

At this rate, Windows 13 (debuting in 2027) will require a CPU instruction set extension that doesn't even exist yet, and Windows 14 (debuting slightly later in 2017) will require an extension that will never exist because it was imagined by Copilot. Adoption rates will somehow be negative.

@hooverstreetrag.org You have the replies on your post locked down, but FYI I don't think you can use a cheap "passive" adapter to convert the Apple TV's HDMI output to the monitor's mini-DisplayPort input. DP can generally be passively converted to HDMI but not the other way around.

I'm sure increasing gas prices won't have any negative consequences for an entire nation of people driving enormous trucks they already couldn't really afford (and whose automakers have intentionally forgotten how to build anything else).

I'm sure increasing gas prices won't have any negative consequences for an entire nation of people driving enormous trucks they already couldn't really afford (and whose automakers have intentionally forgotten how to build anything else).

I occasionally wish I donated to UT just so I could stop donating to them.

"How did Tennessee lose that game?" isn't an exclamation of despair or surprise, but rather of a kind of scientific curiosity.

If you're going to discuss Ontario, California (apparently a real place) in a report, you should probably spell out California at least the first time it's mentioned instead of abbreviating it.

I'm "very excited about the dish drying rack that just got delivered" years old.

"I ran the document's new revision through the AI and it said the only change was removing a duplicate paragraph on page 20.” So it didn't pick up the totally new information that was added on page 22? "Wow, it's a good thing you checked that manually."