It’s not me it’s everyone else.

Sick of this year. Rolll on 2027

Henlow Bridge Lakes 11th December Mike Gunn @mikegunn.bsky.social @fionaallen.bsky.social Tadiwa Mahlunge and your host Paul Revill Tix www.castlecomedy.co.uk

Does anyone actually care about how thin the new iPhone is?

Oven chips are rubbish.

I can’t believe people have been telling me, Gangs of London was good. Utter nonsense from start to finish.

@mikegunn.bsky.social will be joining the fun. Book to avoid disappointment.

What ever happened to Blancmange?

@iquitcigs.bsky.social I’ve quit many times. This time I’m 6 months clean.

Are we supposed to call it Chicken Keeve now?

Hooters has gone bust. I’ll say no more.

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

Helpful!

I predict, Better Man Robbie Williams will be a massive flop.

That’s Christmas sorted.

How come Luigi Mangione looks so relaxed and chilled out? Does he know something that we don't?

By the time the terminally ill have manged to get two doctors’ appointments,their 6 months life expectancy will be long gone. #AssistedDyingBill

Flitwick! Saturday 23rd November with Castle Comedy. @markusbirdman.bsky.social #AndyStedman @mikegunn.bsky.social #PaulRevill Rufus Centre Tix therufuscentre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/1173650710

I can’t be the only one who has just realised that Knotty Ash is a real place and not somewhere made up by Ken Dodd

I got a U2 jigsaw for my birthday. So far I’ve only done the edge.

The main thing that I’ve learned from watching the Tyson V Paul fight is that I’m way to old to stay up till 5am

One parking app for the whole UK. Who’s with me?

My wife died in a rollercoaster accident. Very sad. All I have to remember her by is one photograph.