Of all the inbred cunts in Norwich, this one is the worst. #NCFC #watfordfc

I appreciate that Fulham needed to wear an alternative strip so they didn't clash with Newcastle this evening. However, they now clash with the pitch. Come on ref, sort it out. #NEWFUL #CarabaoCup

Cameron Menzies, disgusting display at the #WDC today. Show some respect to a young opponent who beat you fair and square. I hope any earnings from being a 1st round loser are charged as a fine. Well played Charlie Manby. 🎯

Picked up #HitmanAnders at a charity book sale in the summer having previously read Jonas Jonasson's 100 Year old man.... Finally got round to reading it on a pre-christmas trip to Lanzarote. Very funny and a great little plot. ##BookSky #BlueSkyBooks

Paul Lumber. Timbeeerrrrrr. 🤣🤣🤣

Yuki Tsunoda, you're a cunt #AbuDhabiGP #F1 #RedBullRacing #Verstappen #Norris #Norris Come on Lando

How the hell did VAR take 5 minutes to decide that the Forest player was obviously offside. Pathetic. VAR is broken. Get rid of it.

I've not owned an i product from Apple in years. I want to subscribe to Apple TV and they are making me wait 7 days to reset my password because I can't access an iPhone or iPad. Reminding me why I abhor that company.

Dear Keir Starmer and the Labour Party. I voted for you (again) in 2024. Your 2024 budget fucked me up the arse and so did 2025. If you think you can appease me before the next election you are WRONG.

To any British person cheering Trump on in his assault on the BBC, it is the equivalent of turkeys voting for Christmas. You absolute tools.

Donald Trump, a paedo? Who'd thought it. He seems so bloody nice.

It's official, the US government controls our BBC.

Andrew Mountbatten Windor is a nonce. King Charles III has officially confirmed it. To hijack a quote from one of my movies, McVicar "sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him"

The nonce has been sent to Sandringham. I'd have sent the cunt to Gaza. #Andrew

Sarah Pochin

Rangers and Aberdeen showing the rest of Europe how shit Scotland are at football 🤣🤣🤣

Stick me in a Red Bull F1 car and I'd out qualify Yuki Tsunoda. The most inept driver for many a generation. #RedBullRacing #USGrandPrix #GrandPrixOfTheAmericas #F1

#davidsmonthofmusic Day 7 - a song about outer space or the ocean Toiler On The Sea - The Stranglers youtu.be/uqyeupzBUIQ?...

#DavidsMonthOfMusic Day 6 - song with a pronounce in the title And She Was - Talking Heads youtu.be/cl3B_FTDKD0?...

Only Christians who attend church regularly should be able to talk about the appointment of a female archbishop of Canterbury. Flag shaggers and pretend Christians should fuck off until they find God

Dear #skysports please stop apologising for the fucking swearing at the ##RyderCup

I'm not gay but have zero issues with it. However I'm getting tired of the #blue-sky algorithm keeping filling my feed of bare chested men in need of cock. Not interested. No matter what.

I challenge you to post a better song featuring the harmonica. m.youtube.com/watch?v=GwLe...

Dear Americans, when you come to Ireland in 2027 to lose the #RyderCup AGAIN 1) Learn a new song - that U-S-A number is shite 2) If you shout "in the hole" you will be shot (although if you live in America that's a daily risk you take - especially if you are under 18 and go to school)

The #RyderCup that biannual event that reminds you (not that you need reminding) why you hate Americans. #TeamEurope

I drove around Racist Royston this morning. Jesus those guys are next level flag shaggers.

Dear #BBCNews #BBC I'm only interested in news about Donald Trump when either: a) the Epstein files are released; or, b) he is dead Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Ekiteke showing what a twat he is by that sending off #LiverpoolFC #LFC #LIVSOU

I've cancelled my #DisneyPlus subscription. Have you?

If nothing else, Boris Johnson's comments on the death of Charlie Kirk prove what an ignorant twat Johnson is.

Ireland, Slovenia, Iceland, Spain, Netherlands, Belgium and Portugal are now all considering boycotting Eurovision unless Israel are removed. Like if they should. RT if Israel should be kicked out

Farage saying today is a dark day for American democracy has identified the wrong event. The second election of Trump had already killed it off.

America. A once great nation is now an embarrassment on the world stage. Looks like the Charlie Kirk shooting could deliver all out civil war. I'd feel safer holidaying in Ukraine these days. Donald Trump has single handedly ruined you.

#VisitQatar heavily advertised during England v Serbia match. Who'd visit Qatar when it's getting bombed by Israel? #FreePalestine

YouTube has just suggested the video of Johnny Vegas derailing Adam Hills’ attempt to record a promo for The Last Leg and, just like every other time I’ve watched it, I nearly yoffed from laughing youtu.be/V3RlWbzU8Hw

This guy from Milton Keynes on Ten to the Top on @bbcradio2bot.bsky.social is a right cunt.

Oh no, I thought Rylan was a good guy, a future national treasure. How wrong you can be.

If you don't love Nigel Farage give this a Like. If you hate him, give it a RT.

I'm in the gym and Good Morning Britain is on TV in front of me. Even with the sound off I can tell Richard Madeley is a right cunt.

No frickin way #allythepiper #piperally #freebird

Is anyone watching #DestinationX ? My observations: 1. Saskia is a witch 2. This is a very very poor man's Traitors. Winkleman beats Brydon every day of the week

Meta AI. How will we survive in the future without it?

Watching the European Super Cup on BEIN Sports. Richard Keys is so full of shite opinions it's embarrassing. He needs putting out to pasture.

My blocked words today are Scotland, Scottish and Independence. For some reason Blue Sky thinks I'm interested and has plagued me with posts for the last week. Och aye.

The Beatles released The White Album closer to the sinking of The Titanic than today.

I've just spent a day in and around Sadiq Khan's war zone London wearing my rather expensive Omega watch and liberally using my mobile phone. I am now heading home with me and my possessions in tact. Frankly I'm disappointed.

New season. We start with hope. But no massive expectation. This is #watfordfc after all. #COYH

Is #nowplaying still a thing? If it is, mine is Carol Bayer Sager - I'm Moving Out Today. Reminds me of a teenage summer.

Just seen first one on the road. Can't believe Ford have produced a bland saloon that looks like every other one on the road and called it a Capri. Travesty.

Dear BlueSky I have zero interest in cats. I have muted every cat related word I can think of. But still they come. It's not that I don't like cats, it's just that I really have no desire to see pictures or videos of them. Thank you.