I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child

Sorry I unplugged the cloud flare, I needed to charge my toothbrush

The Kitten Space Agency public alpha is out 😍😍😍😍😻😻 I might have to find a solution to run windows somewhere somehow ahwoo.com/store/KPbAA1Au/kitt...

good morning you cuties is there coffee

I do, in fact, not have time for a 15 minute call, so I've drafted a form letter that I'll try and send to every single one of these emails starting now.

You've heard of App Store Review, but have you heard about the 4-6 weeks waiting period for Google to review your Oauth App for Sign In With Google? 🤡

I made pizza

Gosh darnit Ferrari what are you going 🤌🤌 #f1

ngl the Formula E gen 4 car looks DELICIOUS 😍

Good morning, I have coffee for everyone who wants one! ☕️ Today I felt good checking the headlines for the first time in I don't even know how long.

Home Sweet Home 😍

Kinda getting tired of this jet set life

Still all about that jet set life style

Bitcoin or something, I'm not a physicist

#FotoVorschlag #ComputerSaysNo

Living that jet set life style 😴

Ya boy went for another ride and is now, as the kids would put it, knackered

I really want to go to #39c3 this year!!

What the heck are namespaces, and why are we bugging our customers to finally move their data to one? @breakth-esystem.bsky.social explains all the details in the blog: telemetrydeck.com/blog/namespa... Spoiler: It's about #performance and #privacy 💥

Have a good morning everyone 🐙

This is how my day went

Some of us are having an especially amazing view during today's meetings...

This talk has been described as „ADHD friendly“ and „very fun“ 🤩

Dark Matter oder so

The next cold email that is "just following up to see if you've had time to look at our offerings" I will send an automated email back once every 4 days telling them that I'm just checking in to make sure they know I'm not interested.

A great advantage that speakers of English as a second language have, is the fact that all the little idioms and phrases and metaphors get explained to us and we can just learn them out of a book 😁

Ready to record a new episode of my ✨HACKER PODCAST✨

Good morning from the pudding I'm about to fork into my mouth any second now

SWEAT ALONG WITH YOUR FAVOURITE DRIVER IF YOU'RE A SKY Q OR SKY GLASS CUSTOMER #F1

I win at sleep!

The lion does not concern himself with his flight being delayed for an unspecified time …

Fantastic! @mikaelacaron.com just announced learnswift.space, a new blog about leaning swift 😍

This is a good conference slide @serversideswift.info

Fall is a great season for another founder update. @meetlisa.bsky.social shares a few thoughts on #GermanUnityDay, has gathered some figures (transparency!!!), and reflects on participating (and skipping) business events. telemetrydeck.com/blog/fall-update-2025/?source=bluesky

API versioning was a great tip for me. Thank you for the talk.

Soo many people told me they enjoyed my talk! Awesome 😍😍😍

Wow @breakth-esystem.bsky.social ‘s presentation on the lessons and progress of @telemetrydeck.com was just fantastic #ServerSideSwift2025

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Hello @serversideswift.info 😍

London

Off to London for @serversideswift.info 😎

Good morning! I forgot to leave the windows open last night and now I'm so dehydrated I feel like I'm waking up from 32 years in cryosleep

The lion does not concern himself with finishing his talk weeks before the conference. (Furious talk prep noises)

Ahoy! ⚓ The third sail is raised! Our new Retention Dashboard reveals your most loyal crew – those faithful users who've made your app part of their daily voyage and keep coming back for more. Discover your treasure: 👇 telemetrydeck.com/blog/new-ret... #PirateMetrics #iOSDev #AppAnalytics #AARRR

Smooth Operator! Smoooooth. Operatorrrrr.

Ja Servus Grias eich

Happy Wiesnbeginn to all who celebrate. Everyone else, stay safe out there!

I get to vote, this is proof I'm a real Hamburger now 🍔

Oh come ON