I wrote about @telemetrydeck.com on the official Swift blog swift.org/blog/buildin...

🏗️What if your whole stack was built with Swift? @telemetrydeck.com made it a reality, building an internet-scale, privacy-first analytics backend from the ground up. Read their story: www.swift.org/blog/buildin...

I wrote about @telemetrydeck.com on the official Swift blog swift.org/blog/buildin...

Good evening

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into an open-source distributed event streaming platform used by thousands of companies for high-performance data pipelines, streaming analytics, data integration, and mission-critical applications.

HAMBURG! Hat jemand Lust auf 3 Tickets zu Schnack Standup in der Hafencity, da wo zB Till Reiners gerne mal neues Material ausprobiert? Heute Abend 20:00, für ganz kurz entschlossene, für weniger als Abendkasse! Boosten Sie diesen Post!

I miss the mountains. Also Hamburg doesn't have any proper BTs (Bavarian Things)

S5E19: It plays all the Dooms 🚀 @breakth-esystem.bsky.social deep dives into the intricacies of @telemetrydeck.com Meanwhile @lightbeaminsight.bsky.social is hard at work on building his GUI for Swift, VXKit www.waitingforreview.com/s5e19 #Podcast #iOSDev #SwiftDev #IndieDev

My thoughts are with the incredibly brave people who stand up for democracy and human rights Thank you.

I‘m remembering my friend @uliwitness.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy today, who died last November. He was a wonderful friend, a community builder, a musician, and an incredibly talented developer. He also laughed the hardest at my really bad jokes, which made me love him even more. I’ll miss you a lot!

My train's systems are broken so they wrote the car numbers onto the displays!

Aurora!

I firmly believe that my taste in music is superior to many

Prüf Prüf prüf

Weiß jemand gerade was das beste Spiel des Jahres 2012 war?

This advice octopus is specifically for neurodivergent cuties

Good morning! Today it's back to full time TelemetryDeck, plus a bit of working out! I also want to make January my Snow Leopard month where I don't work on any new features, just bug fixes, improvements, and quality of life upgrades.

Seems like I had a great time at congress without taking home any infections! 🥳

Hamburg seems to be at loss obout what to do with snow 😂 pretty tho!

2026 is all about good sandwiches I feel

Every year I have this tradition of being extra honest for the last hours of the outgoing years. Ask me anything before my midnight via DM or publicly, and I'll answer honestly and kindly. Or tell me something honest about yourself, and I'll appreciate you for sharing <3

I just refrained myself from infodumping about how Germans do Raclette! Be proud!

Even more adventures of Peaches the peach at #39c3

The adventures of peaches the peach at #39c3

Good morning #39c3

Here's a picture from #33c3

Hello #39c3

Kling Glöckchen Klingelingeling in the Name Of 🎄

Things were foggy AND mythical yesterday

It's a bit foggy today

As a lil' fox cuddled up in his lil' foxhole 🦊 I want to hibernate all winter So I can wake up and enjoy spring

If I was in LOTR, I simply wouldn't have let the one ring corrupt me

Every now and then, the wicked can have a little rest, as a treat

We have reached the traditional period of "this has to be done before Christmas"

Time for a Snow Leopard Month I think

Look at my #TelemetryWrapped 😍

The top half of this is completely unsurprising, the bottom half is WILD

Games with lots of lore really need a mobile app that allows me to read the 16 novels worth of documents and interviews when I'm NOT in front of my gaming device

It's snowing in Hamburg!!

Being a Lewis Hamilton fan in 2025 is just very very depressing.

My brain seems to have two modes: 1. time-unaware, that slightly chaotic relaxed flow state where I just do the next thing that feels right 2. time-aware, which is always a bit tense and stressful because I need to force myself to keep to a calendar, and execute tasks in specific times.

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child

Sorry I unplugged the cloud flare, I needed to charge my toothbrush

The Kitten Space Agency public alpha is out 😍😍😍😍😻😻 I might have to find a solution to run windows somewhere somehow ahwoo.com/store/KPbAA1Au/kitt...

good morning you cuties is there coffee

I do, in fact, not have time for a 15 minute call, so I've drafted a form letter that I'll try and send to every single one of these emails starting now.

You've heard of App Store Review, but have you heard about the 4-6 weeks waiting period for Google to review your Oauth App for Sign In With Google? 🤡

I made pizza

Gosh darnit Ferrari what are you going 🤌🤌 #f1