Who was the genius that injected acid on his penis for aerodynamics in skiing? Size actually does in fact matter..

It’s amazing that the most powerful are also the most insecure.

Have you watched “Our Oceans” narrated by President Obama on Netflix? Now imagine Trump narrating this? “These are the biggest and best whales..”

Shocked to learn that Trump is still a racist..🙄

Amen.

Anyone else feel like Gavin Newsom has too many skeletons to be running?

What’s the Melania movie rated? Are there subtitles?

Gavin Newsom being married to Kimberly Guilfoyle back in the day makes me cringe.

Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse seems like a daily quote..

Tbh I’m hiding from the world. I almost forgot I had this app.

Don’t you just love how White Christian Nationalists forget that the purpose of living in a free country means that we don’t have to believe what they believe?

We all knew that another Trump term would be like this, right?! Is it worse than we thought? Yes..yes it is.

Walz: This is North Korea style stuff. And it's being done because this is a weak, thin skinned man who's failing as a president. All of the things he promised are not happening. It's a it's our most cherished freedom to point out very clearly, this is a terrible president

We all need that Cory Booker fire lit under our asses! He is what is right for America. Get em’ Cory!

Crazy times. We live in a world where Trump is allowed to bully the entire country, but the minute we say We AREN’T Charlie Kirk people are getting fired from their jobs.

Let’s rewind to when Trump said all the awful shit he said about people post mortem.

I knew it would be..Obama’s fault. ☠️ www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Yessss!

😆 Me..daily. Thanking them for not running me over.

Taking a break from social media was the best decision I ever made. I come back to check in, then I realize that it’s like soap operas. Nothing has changed much. Trump is still an asshole who hasn’t been held accountable, people are still pissed, more killings at schools, what did I miss?

Massive turnout in Philly

#Philly #NoKingsRally

Philly showin' up today

Philly showed up today! NO KINGS! LFG!

Sending an Uber Eats nuke meals of 20 McDouble and extra ketchup to the White House should be our only goal daily.

Anything happen since I’ve been gone?

Someone just sniffed me at Home Depot. I audibly heard them sniff.

I’m gonna do what the Vatican does and make smoke signals to warn people of my mood. Today I’m perimenopausal red.

💀 Yeah Susan..f u

He said, “Don’t mention JD Vance’s eyeliner.”

The pope should be a female.

Good Morning! 🐫☀️

I’ve been so good going to the gym. Damn you, butter pecan!

Is it Jawn sais quoi in Philly?

When someone tries to give me advice, but they’re born in 20** something..

Fun Fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3.5 feet in diameter. That makes it the second biggest asshole in the world.

www.reuters.com?

I’m sorry to my feet. Cute shoes are not easy on you, but you’ve sacrificed for the sake of fashion.

The best sign wins..😂🤣

I have one egg left in my fridge. What will you do for it?

Elon Musk impersonation Skin crawl factor 10/10

I never see President Musk wear a suit. I don’t see the problem here with Zelensky not wearing one.

The night before Russia's invasion of Ukraine, I wrote down what I thought would be Putin's strategic objectives and have been using it as a slide. Until today, I thought he had failed in dividing NATO. But it seems we're closer to that after today's oval office meeting.

This is my hero. This man has integrity, strength, honor, and respect and a fight in him like no leader we have ever seen. He is everything a President should be and we still stand with him!