You cannot make this stuff up. I uninstalled @officialgrammarly.bsky.social because its widget kept getting in the way of things I needed to see on my screen. And then I couldn't complete the uninstall survey because they have a big image that gets in the way...

I love the internet.

It may seem like the national democratic party is mired in the muck, but here in the Commonwealth, dems are delivering on good governance and real results for real people. Check out my latest for @buckscountybeacon.bsky.social

My 8 yo and 5 yo daughters were playing with bubble wrap. What were they playing? “Pop the Nazis”. You go, my little Jews. Pop all the nazis you like!

My 10 year old daughter just had to read some anti-Semitic graffiti in a bathroom stall saying Hamas was right to attack Jews. Great fucking job, world. You made a kid scared when she was just trying to use a toilet.

So, MapQuest lets you name the Gulf of Mexico whatever you want. It’s fantastic. gulfof.mapquest.com?name=Fragile...

One of the primary uses for my cellphone is finding my wife’s cellphone.

I have a question for the legal community on the 14th Amendment. The text of section 1 opens with “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.” What does the “and” clause mean?

For all of those who have posted my cartoon with my signature cut off, here is the original.

My latest for @keystonenewsroom.bsky.social Access to Women’s Reproductive healthcare isn’t as protected in PA as many think. keystonenewsroom.com/opinion/opin...

So it’s right out in the open. www.reddit.com/r/gifs/s/uPc...

Best take on today that I've seen so far.

I call out the national shame that is GOP hypocrisy on disaster relief in my latest for @buckscountybeacon.bsky.social

Congratulations to Chief Coluzzi on his retirement and thanks, as always, to @buckscountybeacon.bsky.social and @cmychalejko.bsky.social for sharing my work!

I take the GOP to task for wasting two days stripping funding for pediatric cancer instead of passing a budget in my latest for @buckscountybeacon.bsky.social

My 8 year-old just read me her Christmas list. World Peace is on it. In the #8 position. #8.

Based upon the recent trend of obviously unqualified cabinet picks, I’m proud to announce that I will be chairing The President’s Council of Physical Fitness. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

My latest for @buckscountybeacon.bsky.social focuses on the value of career public servants and encourages them to look to the solidarity of unions to protect them from the upcoming memelords of the White House. buckscountybeacon.com/2024/11/publ...

Instead of buying a cake, Toma’s friends all decorated their own cupcakes and we put them together for the birthday cake. Some of these 10 year olds have a lot of talent!

Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark." That's how horrifying Twitter is right now. There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.

I like to think that I would be one of the underground resistors in a Hunger Games type of situation. But I’m also totally going to watch this Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul thing tonight.

They flood the zone with crap, so much so that we can only stop so much. It’s the strategy: Crapocracy.

I think it is important that I point out to all the new members of Bluesky from Ireland that I am not the Colin Coyle of Irish sports writing fame you’re thinking of. But I appreciate the followers and hope you enjoy learning about politics here in Bucks County, Pennsylvania!

Finally, some good news in the world. In a master stroke of justice, The Onion has bought Alex Jones’ InfoWars at auction. A site which used to peddle hate is going to be a home for humor. I love it! www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I just stopped paying the South African Lex Luthor for a blue check mark. Feels good.