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THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who auditioned for “It Will Have Blood!” All official offers have been sent, and everyone who auditioned should have a reply from us one way or another in their inbox. We had to make some INCREDIBLY tough choices. 105 amazing actors sent us a total of 185 auditions,

QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT! We’ve sent emails to this effect as well — but we’re postponing our casting announcements/offers for a couple of days while our sound designer gets over an illness! Once she’s feeling better, we’ll get final approval on the callback submissions, and reach out to everyone!

If Lisette isn’t already on your radar, Stormfire Productions features stories and voices that DEMAND to be listened to. Cutting edge storytelling and you won’t find a more community centered AD creator! Proud to have been Lisette’s friend from the early days of our work 💜

And just like that, the callbacks are off!!! Everyone should have received a confirmation one way or the other — thank you to all the talented actors who have joined us on the road so far!

Slowly but surely, we’re making our way through!

What we’ve heard so far has been SO impressive! Tough decisions ahead…

I’m juggling this with recording an audiobook, but WOW I cannot tell you how ABSOLUTELY STOKED I am to be behind the casting table again…

UPDATE: Callbacks will be sent out on WEDNESDAY EVENING! We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files… Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!

MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox! Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning. BREAK A LEG!

One hour to go…

Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?

Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?

You’ve still got time to submit an audition! If you’ve been on the fence about throwing your hat into the ring, this is your sign 🚀🩸

This is it… The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight… Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!) Last chance, adventurer… nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

Just A FEW HOURS LEFT before I FINALLY get to dive into all these incredible auditions! I’m so excited. There’s still time to submit… what are you waiting for!

It will It does You should>>>

Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew… It could be you. nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives… One of them COULD be you. Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD. Will you face the dark? nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

It’s the birthday of our favorite underwater engineer — the fabulous, the inimitable, the one and only @lindsayzana.bsky.social!!! We hope it’s been an INCREDIBLE one! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!

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Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives… One of them COULD be you. Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD. Will you face the dark? nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

We could ESPECIALLY stand to see more submissions from #BIPOC actors, and for Tierra specifically! #Bilingual performers would be nice, but it’s definitely not a hard and fast requirement for the role! If you’ve been holding off on submitting, now’s your time to SHINE!

It’s week two of our #castingcall for the new #audiodrama #podcast IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! Only a few days left to submit your audition! You could be just the voice actor we’re looking for… but we’ll never know until you give us your best take! nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

We’re looking to tell a story that reflects as much of the diverse beauty of the world as we can fit in these… slightly bloodsoaked pages… We can’t do it without your voice. If you’re an actor of color (bilingual or not) we want to hear from you! #castingcall #audiodrama #audiofiction

We’re looking to tell a story that reflects as much of the diverse beauty of the world as we can fit in these… slightly bloodsoaked pages… We can’t do it without your voice. If you’re an actor of color (bilingual or not) we want to hear from you! #castingcall #audiodrama #audiofiction

We’re close to the end of our first week for the #castingcall for our new #audiodrama feature IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! We’re so excited to dive into these incredible submissions, but you know what we could use? MORE #BIPOC VOICES! Have you sent your audition yet? www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

Only $143 left to hit our fundraising goal. Can you help take us there? The next milestone after our goal will be $3000. If we hit that, everyone who contributes will get a limited edition double vinyl version of the album. www.indiegogo.com/projects/the...

We’re close to the end of our first week for the #castingcall for our new #audiodrama feature IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! We’re so excited to dive into these incredible submissions, but you know what we could use? MORE #BIPOC VOICES! Have you sent your audition yet? www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

We have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY by the number of responses we’ve received so far on the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD! So many talented actors! Have you submitted your audition yet? www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

It’s #AudioDramaSunday! The very first of Black History Month! Who are some of your favorite Black actors, writers, and producers in the space? What have you been listening to that lights you up inside?

Let your light shine so brightly that others can see their way out of the dark #goodvibesonly

Did you hear? We launched our #castingcall for our brand new #audiodrama yesterday! Something is stirring in the darkest depths of space… and we need some intrepid #voiceover actors to join our crew!

and establishing a presence online that took AGES to build up, and so little to let fade… But the support and enthusiasm I’ve been receiving as I take these baby steps forward means more than I can possibly express. I’m so grateful to be back. And I can’t wait to share this new story with you 💜

I really don’t know where to begin with how much it means to me to be diving fully back into writing audiodrama… There’s something immensely fulfilling about even these early stages of production, and I’ve missed it so much. I know we’re starting from ground zero again, rebuilding our audience

There’s nothing like watching auditions filling up the inbox! If you’re an #audiodrama fan, a #voiceover actor, or just looking to get a little more #scifi #horror in your life, check out our latest #castingcall! We’ve got the story… now all we need is YOU! www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

Read through the audition sides. Looks like some great material. Can't wait to submit.

IT’S HERE!!!! It’s here it’s here it’s here it’s here it’s here it’s here it’s here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're an audio drama fan and have some free time this weekend, come check the Podcast Book Club's inaugural Audio Fiction Convention. This free and virtual convention was created to celebrate all things audio fiction. Plus, I'm going to be speaking on the music, horror, and sound design panels!

NOW CASTING: It Will Have Blood An all new standalone audio-feature from No Such Thing Productions! Auditions for this sci-fi/horror story are open until 11:59pm EST, February 16th! Check out our casting call and break a leg! www.nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us

The first auditions for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD have started rolling in from our early access casting call mailing list!!! We cannot WAIT to open things up to everyone tomorrow morning! Oh it’s GOOD to be BACK!

IT’S @gianster98.bsky.social’S BIRTHDAY!!! Every time we get to work with this absolute MASTER of voiceover, it’s a delight! Happy birthday to the man who always brings the party! Hope today brought you everything you were wishing for 🎂

Have you signed up for our Casting Call Mailing List? Now’s your chance! Get early access to our casting call for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD — launching for our subscribers TOMORROW!

Have you signed up for our Casting Call Mailing List? Now’s your chance! Get early access to our casting call for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD — launching for our subscribers TOMORROW!

A VERY happy birthday to our beloved composer Daryl Banner!!! Our stories wouldn’t be the same without his incredible music 🎶 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARYL! Hope you get all you wish for!

In case you missed our announcement this morning — WE’RE BACK!!! Come and join us on Patreon, and get your January pledge refunded! Your support give our stories their voice — become a Patron today and let’s start this next chapter together 🎧✨

Jordan produces high quality work. It’s worth having a look at supporting it.

👀 Here we go again…

IT’S HERE!!! OUR PATREON HAS RETURNED!!! There’s never been a better time to join! We’ll be refunding charges for ALL PATRONS* for the entire month of January — sign up today, and get your first month of content free! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingp...

Shhh noooooo we’re not awake this late, we didn’t see this email come in in real time! Great news! Official announcement to go out in the morning, but we just had to share this greeting 🤣 What a way to start the year!