Doubts im not the only one unable to sleep in the UK tonight, it is truly

Has a nasty feeling about the Makerfield election

Watching x files (the urn and jaguar one), is it just me who finds it more believable than when it was first broadcast- simply because of what's happening in the world right now

Tickets still available for my London show at Leicester Sq theatre next Wed, June 10th. Please do come, and if you can't please be kind and repost so we might reach someone who can www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/john-cr...

Today shows why Cameron should never have been PM. To offer Defence SoS to Johnson, simply to stop him campaigning for Leave. When we all know Johnson would have resigned and campaigned for it anyway, and imagine Johnson being vetted for Defence... (Mainwaring would have done a better job)

Has anyone noticed how Farage drinks pints of beer- like he is forcing himself to drink it, as if he doesnt like it

A thought. Instead of a new ballroom - which still has the dangers of human error in guards, how about sorting out gun control. If i was President and had 3 "attempts by guns" on my life, it would be the first thing i look at

Anyone recommend an online pharmacy who doesn't f up when it comes to repeat prescription requests. Twice now, Pharmacy have messed up by submitting a request to the doctor for tablets I don't need and ignoring the tablets I do need (hope that makes sense - as am on 5 different tablets

Being catholic isn't just attending church on Sundays, being a Catholic is following Christ's teachings in everything you do.

So #Sainsburys thinks its acceptable customer service to text 3 (that is 03) minutes before your delivery is meant to have been at your house, with the most unsorry text they can muster - especially as they now think they can increase their minimum spend to qualify for a free slot by £10

Watching repeats of #insidetheambulance on Watch TV channel. Is it just me who finds one particular ambulance man hot as f (and he's got a dreamy accent)

This is not Teddy Roosevelt we are dealing with, it is not even Richard Nixon that we have to suffer with for the next 3 years

Discovered by accident that a company, where I worked for 14 years has closed down. Is it only me who never gets told these things or gets leaving parties (5 places I slogged my guts out, only to be ignored when I left)

When you take unwanted tablets to Boots or a local pharmacy do you also take the boxes the tablets were in? As got rather a lot of one tablet, I can no longer take.

Within a week of seeing a doctor, where she suspected a mini stroke - I've had all the tests and she was correct. Six days (including a weekend) from referral to statins prescribed - that is how good the NHS can be

In a shock on tonight's QT Zia Yusuf will not be on - it will be Dorres instead...

Re King Charles and his environmental film done by Amazon. Who the f advised him that a tax avoiding company who use excess packaging was the best option...

If Starmer etc are in Davos - who will be doing deputy PMQs opposite Lammy

Does anyone know who is replacing Bobby Jenrick (him of dubious planning decisions) - as Justice spokesperson.

Who do you complain to, when a phone mast was taken down to allow new homes to be built, then it not been reinstated - meaning phone reception is awful. #westcheshireandchestercouncil, @andrewcooper.net

They looked at the worst case scenario but "forgot" to calculate what would happen if interest rates rose... (how would she have coped with 15%...)

Saw Michael Schumacher has died. The author, not the racing driver.

Is having had enough of this year, when not even 36 hours have elapsed a record.

Not feeling energised or motivated

Violent Night has to be one of the best Christmas films

Just fancies spending Christmas in bed, alone and away from the cruelty of humans

So in his first week as a Reform person Lord Offord is a panelist on Question Time. Seems Fiona gets lonely without a Reform person on the show (as her boss would say)

Can we have thoughts and prayers for Ms Bruce at this tough time - who had to read a news piece about Nigel possibly acting illegally

So no Reform person on Laura K so far - according to the schedule. But Whately is this weeks designated Tory

Just wants a sexy man for cuddles in bed (nothing more)

Would just love ONE day when things go right and I don't feel a failure at being a human being etc

Oh.

Watched the programme about Edward VIII last night- him and Prince Andy seemed to be identical

UK blueskyers- is there any point in keeping the phone book, as it just seems like a piece of clutter

Can you damage your shoulder while you're dreaming of falling down the stairs

@dunhelm do not appreciate your self service person avoiding eye contact with any customers so we Re stood there waiting for 5 minutes being ignored in your Crewe shop

Chris Mason was rather tetchy when talking about the BBC being biased towards Reform. Wonder if it was because he was hoping no one would notice...

As its starting to get cool enough to need a jumper to wear - as an autistic 50 yo, is it wrong in September to wear a Christmas one

Is it just the way my mind works, but thought of the perfect name for a guinea pig - equatorial

Avoid Laura K. Tomorrow is a right wing wank fest - Farage, Badenoch and Mike Huckabee.

So on Facebook there is a group where people believe SYL would beat Tony Bellew (professional boxer) in a fight

Does she think no-one will check what she says

To whoever decided that minimum wage workers for #HelloFresh should be knocking on people's doors at 6pm on a Saturday- when no one wants to have to endure the 40 minute sales pitch - get out of your ivory tower management office and try a minimum wage job in your company for a year.!

Is it wrong to be still thinking (after a few months) of someone I encountered in hospital- I hope he’s ok (though will never find out)

@reformexposed.bsky.social oh dear

The story of my life - and it’s not improving

So Philp says illegal migrants should be housed on former military sites or barges - so why didn’t the previous government do this, as they had enough of a majority to get anything through

Are there any stands you can get for holding a pair of maracas for when not in use

@reformexposed.bsky.social perhaps Farage these other parties have been around for a lot longer and say when Reform has been around fifty years then you might get a Lord. Or is this his latest idea to grift - as he knows he may get voted out of Clacton

Gaslighting of the highest order -