How can he be an "empty man" when he is so full of shit, lies, and deceit (and probably spoiled mayonnaise)? He has no soul and he's certainly no Catholic. www.nj.com/politics/202...

Set aside that RFK is recommending the tradwife diet & consider that Americans CAN'T afford these ingredients. If they spend all their money on meat & dairy, they'll barely have enough to pay for heart disease & constipation meds now that they've lost health insurance. www.npr.org/2026/01/07/n...

At least this chain of command makes sense; fraud post run by fraudsters to unjustly attack political opponents, dissenters, and those that don't match their deranged colonial ideals. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...

It was never about stopping illicit drugs from entering the U.S., it was never about protecting Americans, and it was definitely never about improving the lives of the people of Venezuela. www.visualcapitalist.com/how-venezuel...

His anger is all of us.

Let's call it what it is: murder. This can and will never be acceptable. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...

Nearly $600 billion more to be stolen from hard-working folks under the guise of the hidden tax scheme known as tariffs. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

"This Administration is forfeiting our country's ability to influence trillions of dollars in investments, policies, and decisions that would have advanced our economy and protected us from costly disasters wreaking havoc on our country" -Gina McCarthy www.npr.org/2026/01/07/g...

The real RFK; a true American liberal (not the one who frequents tanning salons and sewage-tainted creeks). www.jfklibrary.org/learn/about-...

Stage 1: lie about records Stage 2: redact Stage 3: redact more Stage 4: lie some more Stage 5: redact even more Stage 6: drag your feet on releasing completely redacted files Stage 7: repeat abcnews.go.com/US/epstein-f...

It ain't you, girl! Now two federal judges have made it painfully obvious that you're illegitimate. www.axios.com/2026/01/07/l...

War with Russia; is this really the fight they want to pick? www.reuters.com/business/ene...

howard dean's electoral career ended over one weird yell

Today is Tuesday January 6. HOW'S EVERYONE FEELING?

“you’ve got a 1940s Stalin problem inside the American military right now” -Major General Paul Eaton www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Venezuela's oil, Colombia's oil & coffee, Greenland's rare earth elements, lithium, cobalt, nickel, copper, zinc, tungsten, uranium. The playbook is set; just wait for the ludicrous insults, baseless accusations, threats of force followed by a military build up ... www.bbc.com/news/article...

Not surprised considering the US health secretary builds his policy on conspiracy theories, speaks like he's mid-prostate exam, responsible for the highest cases of measles in 30+ yrs; let's not forget that he enjoys leisurely swims in sewage-contaminated creeks. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Have you considered that Trump and the Hamburglar are one and the same? ... creepy, gibberish-speaking, villain, mischievous thief, focused solely on stealing (hamburgers). Consider that the next time you see him stuff a quarter pounder w/ cheese down his gullet. www.npr.org/2026/01/03/g...

“Once this line is crossed, the rules that restrain global chaos begin to collapse, and authoritarian regimes will be the first to exploit it.” ~U.S. Senator Mark Warner of Virginia www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

2 things 1)No fuck'n way that's an officially licensed Ninja Turtle? Knockoff performances all around. SMH Paramount? 2)Gotta appreciate the irony of a bunch of sewer rats dancing to that Pretendian; the only attendee from the Choctaw Nation. Respect actual Americans. nypost.com/2026/01/01/u...

This from the party that doesn't do handouts? Why not subsidize healthcare for every American and avoid costly tariff strategies that destroy businesses, eliminate jobs, and hijack the hard-earned income of honest hardworking folks. www.axios.com/2025/12/08/t...

Making the Louvre thieves look like amateurs. At least their fuckery only lasted 7 minutes. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

Remember when Vice President Dick Cheney shot a lawyer in the face? #simplertimes #dickcheney www.nydailynews.com/2010/10/14/d...

Remember when Bush dropped his dog Barney in front of a Little League softball team? #simplertimes #georgebush www.spokesman.com/photos/2011/...

Remember when conservative holier than thou Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet? Or, when he abandoned freezing Texans to enjoy the sun and piña coladas in Cancun? #simplertimes #tedcruz #zodiackiller www.bbc.com/news/blogs-t...

Remember when the Macarena was the highlight of the DNC? Hilary was banging "The Rachel" haircut in her pre-blue-paintsuit era. #simplertimes #hilaryclinton youtu.be/FHRysTfaMi4?...

Remember when Howard Dean screamed like a hillbilly that just struck black gold? There's only one correct answer to this question: yeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! #simplertimes #howarddean #deanscream youtu.be/l6i-gYRAwM0?...

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit, looked dapper as fuck, and conservatives lost their shit about the sanctity of the office? #simplertimes #barackobama nymag.com/intelligence...

She does have a point. Let's play this through for fun. If we start at the top, we're going to need to find countries that will accept the #45/47 Oompa-Loompa, his pick for Attorney General, and several of their allies? You know? It's "common sense." www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-n...

This will never happen! America is so safe with its huge border walls, guns, military, expanding investment in fossil fuels, and focus on decimating democracy / DEI / LGBTQIA+ / accurate history / basic human rights / justice / tranquility / general welfare / ... www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/o...

Stoked that gen X is rebooting content with the original cast. Next up ... The X-Files, ER, Dawson's Creek, Felicity, Will & Grace, 24, The Sopranos, The Office, Six Feet Under, Dark Angel, Dexter, Arrested Development, Reno 911!, The West Wing, Freaks and Geeks ... deadline.com/2025/02/buff...

Some things are best forgotten i.e. anything the 45/47th US president says, New Orleans Saints protecting pedophile priests, new virus in Alabama, stock market tanking, USAID being dismantled, Emilia Pérez, Luka Doncic-Anthony Davis trade, ... it's only TUESDAY! www.sciencealert.com/largest-stud...

I'm NOT fucking buying it! Clearly a DEI hire! Can he even fucking see? He lives in a stump for fuck's sake! #groundhogday #PunxsutawneyPhil #DEI www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Said differently, nazi sympathizer has keys to the treasure chest. #fucked #doge #doge #dogegoons #StoogeMcDuck apnews.com/article/dona...

How to fuck over every "red-blooded American" days before they indulge on Mexican-grown avocados while watching the super bowl on their Chinese-made TVs. Let's pray there's no Canadian-made maple syrup in their desserts. #fucked #superbowl #SuperBowlLIX #guacamole www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

When will these anti-DEI initiatives end? Let these boys of summer in skintight costumes enjoy their wet Miami Vice dreams. How will young boys across the nation know they have an urgent affinity for Don Johnson & Philip Michael Thomas? #padres #dei #sdpadres #mlb bleacherreport.com/articles/101...

Looking fly like a proper Pachuca. I think I saw her smoking a blunt and rolling in her lowrider to the afterparty. #pachuca #unamerican #assimilation www.businessinsider.com/melania-trum...

Over 200 executive actions on day 1. One small man, one giant leap backwards for mankind. We're gonna need a lot more than Space Force and DOGE to unfuck this one. #werefucked #spaceforce #doge www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-e...

To everyone who keeps regurgitating some variation of the phrase "it's time to heal the nation" GO FUCK YOURSELF! #weveonlyjustbegun www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQ...

I suppose that's better than no innovation. Love, Tom (your 1st friend) #facebook #markzuckerberg #conservativebitch www.cnbc.com/2025/01/11/m...

It was there all along! "Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light ..." #mexicanamerica #reversecolonization #josecanyousee #claudiasheinbaum #salty #saltyAF www.nytimes.com/2025/01/08/u...

1) Who gives a fuck? 2) Maybe people shouldn't idolize a racist prick? 3) Ladies and gentlemen, the next ambassador to Greenland! 4) Stick to ripping your cut tank tops off and getting cheated on. #hulkhogan #terrybollea #racist #wtf #salty #saltyAF variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Obviously Mark's best day of acting. It's tough to be more lifeless and monotone even when you're high as a kite. #weed #kieranculkin #markruffalo #wtf #salty #saltyAF variety.com/2025/film/ne...

It's 2025, bitches! #tesla #trump #elonmusk #cybertruck #wtf #salty #saltyAF www.aljazeera.com/program/news...

I attempted to explain this practice to my mother in-law over Xmas dinner; it turned into a mashup of the cringey scene from The Cable Guy + Sisqó "the password is ... dumps like a truck, truck, truck, Thighs ..." #thecableguy #jimcarrey #sisqo #thongsong #wtf #salty www.wired.com/story/you-ne...

PSA: 1) Sasquatch is real; stop searching, he's busy staying warm and enjoying solitude, 2) if you're going to searching, bring more than your Patagonia vest, Allbirds, and a 24-pack of Natty Ice. #bigfoot #sasquatch #patagonia #allbirds #nattyice #wtf #salty #saltyAF www.bbc.com/news/article...

Oh, Laura! Indians make up 17.5% of the global population. There's probably no software that hasn't been touched by an Indian. Maybe you can find one to build an app to fix your horrible dye job? #indians #lauraloomer #noescaping #wtf #salty #saltyAF timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/iro...

Why are we surprised? TLDR rich white dude trafficked young aspiring models for drug-infused partying and sex; probably won't stand trial because his doctor now says he's not mentally fit. #fuckedtwice #abercrombie #models #wtf #salty #saltyAF eu.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Snowy+freezing+windy vs. warm sunny beaches. Yeah, that risk-taking computes. Stay warm out there. #unitedairlines #hawaii #risktakers #thawing #wtf #salty #saltyAF www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Finally, indigenous recognition! Now, if only millions of ancestors could be recognized as well. #ancestors #wtf #indigenous #salty #saltyAF #birds #baldeagle #sarcasm apnews.com/article/bide...