You ever have a dream where you wake up, but you’re actually still dreaming? Well last night I had a dream that I woke up on the floor of where I work, I was surrounded by my coworkers who told me I had just passed out, and I was still feeling woozy and fuzzy head. Diagnose that BS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

This one is for my favourite puppy girl. Thinking of you, @lewdskoonpuppy.bsky.social, you hot bitch 🥵 #NSFW

Gods dammit I love sourdough pizza, I might just eat myself into a coma 😅🤣

What a view to wake up to 🥰 #Plushie

It’s only a few hours until the start of Non-stop Nut November, guess I’d better start gooning in preparation >;3

From Pussy Plushie on Twitter, they have me weak!

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

anyone thinkin' they'll need a cow drone for use at furpoc? or any time, really. 😏

Okay, okay, so I didn’t cum much. But considering how much I fucked my plushies yesterday, I’m surprised I still had anything left in the chamber 🤣 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

Practice makes perfect ✨ //(they/them)(she/her) #furryporn #yiff #nsfwart

Cuddling and rubbing up against my plushies. Mmf, I am the Captain America of plush fucking, because I could do this all day 😏 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

and finished plushfucker sketch for @verkettei.bsky.social 🧸❤️

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Oh, the things I would do to the Misty plush… 😖😖🥵

Enjoying some sloppy seconds #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

Almost immediately hard again, I’m going to have a long night of filling my new plushie with cum #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

Chase definitely gives the best head in Adventure Bay 😖💦 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW #cumming

Doggy style ;3 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

Chasing that cock! Got a full evening of plush loving ahead of me #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

you can tell which plush are my faves by how stiff they are

Just realised, I didn’t post a picture I meant to with this post 😅🍺

If anyone is wondering what I’m so drunk on right now, ity this newly released cider that’s the total package: it’s strong, cheap, and very tasty!

Friday night is when I blow off stress by drinking like you read about! So it’s 00:42 and at that nice fuzzy headed stage. Then @skippysplushpile.bsky.social try doing the thing that will make me the most horny in the world! Fuck, if I wasn’t this drunk, the things I would do to you 😈

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Start the day feeling so guilty 😱

Puppy is eager, but I’ve just got off a late shift. But after some restorative cider and a good night sleep, I am going to mark him as mine in no uncertain terms >;3 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

Tongue’s back in :3 Also, I’ve neglected to moisturise my hands for a week, and you can really tell by the audio. Sorry ‘bout that 😱

Chase’s tongue was held in place by his mouth seam, so now I have to sew it back in. Thankfully, these curved needles make it so much easier 😌

A large Chase plushie on “buy it now” for under £5? Why yes, eBay, thank you very much :3

When you fuck a plushie raw, and you get that wet patch soaked through. MmFFF, I love it 🥵🥵 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

Just look at that cummy muzzle 🥰 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

I haven’t been home for about a week and a half, and I haven’t came for as many days. And, well, I might have been… a little pent up 😖💦💦💦🦄🥵 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

A jar of vodka with rhubarb & custard candy, I only put them on a few hours ago but they’re already almost dissolved. It’ll be interesting to see how this turns out :3

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I don’t know why American Budweiser is being branded as somehow English, but at £0.80 per can it’s definitely not the worst option for a night of cheap drinking

What’s your sign?

Been away from home, and therefore, away from my plushies for a week. It’ll be mid week next before I get home. I been saving up my juice for when I get back, and one of my plushies will be getting a VERY cummy muzzle, but it’s getting increasingly more difficult to not rub one out before then 😖😖

funny feeling damp spot for a significant other #furry #plushophilia

A trade piece by the lovely and talented @latenightcroc.bsky.social . I was floored when they showed me, and I've not yet recovered. Thank you SO MUCH! #furryart #nsfw #plushophilia

Recorded the finish, but I was oversensitive at this point I couldn’t keep the phone still. Thankfully, this phone must have one hell of an image stabilisation feature 😖 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

Bit more of a close-up #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

Been lying in bed doing a lot of this instead of sleeping, thought I’d record a bit of how my night is going #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

I love being a plushophile, I mean can you imagine -not- finding this kind of thing as hot as hell?! The only thing hotter would be to watch them get dicked down good and proper. I love watching plushies get fucked 🥵🥵🥵 #plushophile #plushophilia #NSFW

To misquote Anton Ego from ratatouille. I don’t “like” fucking plushies, I LOVE fucking plushies 🥰😈😈

*sighs* this tobacco is kind of mid. Also, I should’ve forked out the extra couple of quid for a proper Missouri Meerschaum to corncob pipe 🙄

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My piped tobacco arrived, and they gave me a square of minty dark chocolate. Tasty 🤤 I’ll probably get replace my corncob pipe, I should have just spent the extra £ and gone with Missouri Meerschaum in the first place 🙄

Well, it’s certainly no Missouri Meerschaum, but it’ll have to do for now. I’ll ream it out ready for when the tobacco arrives, I’m sure I still have my old pipe tool somewhere

I haven’t smoked a pipe in years, especially since they don’t make my fav pipe tobacco anymore. But on a whim, I decided to try again. After much searching I bought this tobacco and a corncob pipe, which is by FAR is the best cheap tobacco pipe you can buy. You don’t even have to break them in :3