Let’s be absolutely clear about this. Criticising Israeli foreign policy is not antisemitism.

So if I make a disparaging comment about Trump in here, then I can avoid mandatory stateside work events for five years? Just checking, you vulva-necked orange travesty…

This is brilliant bylinetimes.com/2025/12/10/n...

Kier Starmer - “I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government” I want a PM with Nye Bevan’s opinion of Tories: ‘Vermin’

The new US security strategy absolutely in accord with Russia’s aims in Europe, coupled with Russian assets in both the European and (arguably) the British Parliaments could be the greatest example of geopolitical sleight of hand in history. When Farage said he admired Putin, I think I know why now

With Labour rendering themselves unelectable for a generation, The Green Party needs one thing now: redundancy. It needs more capable speakers like @zackpolanski.bsky.social and Rachael, and an unshakable commitment to core principles I’d even say it could really use @zarahsultana.bsky.social too

Here’s a song I wrote years ago. It’s about being engraved with a mark you don’t want, but which becomes familiar and comfortable azenguitar.bandcamp.com/track/every-...

Farage’s history of racism Is patently a dead cat. We need to talk about RUSSIA

Given that he’s widely known to hate it from his school days, I don't understand why people don’t pronounce his name ‘Fromage’

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel” Samuel Johnson, 1775

Jeremy Corbyn has solid Democratic Socialist convictions, but he’s a mealy-mouthed cocksucker. Describing his relationship with Sultana he managed to sound slimy, just like when he patently lied about calling Theresa May a ‘stupid woman’ The tattered remains of the left need to regroup. Quickly.

Nathan Gill - “poking the Russian bear is very dangerous.” Nigel Farage - “when you poke the Russian bear with a stick don’t be surprised when he reacts” Nathan Gill is in prison Nigel Farage is not. Can anyone help me out here?

‘Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken’ is simultaneously the saddest, most hopeless and yet optimistic line in all of pop…

Telling racists that the person they most admire used to be *even more* shamelessly racist is a waste of time

I can’t defend much of what this government has done, but the very idea that Rachel Reeves can fix a broken economy with less than a year in power and a budget that people will be queuing up to rubbish is rank nonsense

What if Farage has been taking Russian money too? What if he was just better than Gill in hiding the paper trail? Just asking questions about filthy lucre, Nige

I wish Zack Polanski would stop saying ‘since I became leader’. Everything else about him is on point though…

Nathan Gill got ten years. I swear I saw Farage parroting the exact same narrative around the same time as him back in the day. Nigel getting a ten stretch would probably give me a decade long priapism. Just saying.

This is going to draw indifferent shrugs from the right, and the Labour Party faithful will be disgusted. I’ve said it before - you can’t out-cunt Farage. He’ll drag you to the bottom and beat you with experience…

If I opened a Chinese restaurant, I’d call it Mama Huhu’s. if you know, you know…

The move for post-Brexit independence is growing in Scotland and Wales, and England is actually stupid enough to put Nigel Farage in number 10. It’s now becoming clear just how effective Putin’s long term geopolitical strategy to destabilise Europe has actually been.

Zack Polanski is beginning to show the signs of a capable leader of the Greens. I hope he’s got the resilience to resist the incoming character assassinations from billionaire media and Reformorons.

Both Sides Now. Too fast, and not legato enough, but I’m improving…

I always feel a bit violated when a barber does my eyebrows without asking…

Just so we’re clear…

Plaid Cymru winning Caerphily is still a nationalist victory. In places where Plaid and the SNP don’t exist - e.g. England, who’s gonna clean up?

Just a reminder that the word mortgage means ‘death pledge’

I’m tickled almost to the point of soiling myself that Trump didn’t get the Nobel Prize…

The idea that Charlie Kirk was some kind of free speech crusader is fundamentally at odds with the fact that what he really he wanted to publicly air his innermost prejudices and darkest desires without accountability. This isn’t (and was never) free speech www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

#silksong This is me still in Act 1. Skill issue? Definitely, but it won’t just be me, and no one can say I didn’t try. Biggest disappointment ever.

Here’s a guitar piece I wrote a few years ago. It’s about change and aspiration azenguitar.bandcamp.com/track/she-ch...

Fuuuuck

Stop the killing. Anywhere it’s happening, stop the fucking killing.

Before we all lose our shit about 3I/Atlas’ ‘insane’ speed and potential as a hostile alien craft, it’s worth remembering it would take 20,000 years to have travelled from the nearest exoplanet at 140,000 mph. A useful dead cat story for the Epstein / Trump situation though.

“Every note in a piece of music is a link to what's coming next. We can colour it in ways that make it interesting and expressive. But we have to express it and be able to think, how will it continue?” Lessons for life as well as piano, courtesy of Edna Golandsky. The Taubman technique rocks

Apparently Nigel Farage hates this caricature. So, obviously no one should share it at all…

I love the moon. Spooky bitch

I’m consistently impressed with the fortitude of dogs. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who’s a good boy…

Happy “Oswald Mosley Getting Knocked on His Arse by Anti-Fascist Protesters” Day Assuming you celebrate it, of course…

In a spirit of optimism, rather than describing global temperatures as the hottest in the past hundred years, we say that they’re the coolest in the coming hundred years…

My other socials reminded me of the work of Joel Nakamura today…you’re welcome

Anyone ever think that the incontrovertible meaning of life is just to be sat where you are, feeling whatever you’re feeling at that moment?

Slowly getting there with ‘Both Sides Now’.

This bit is HARD

The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who steals the common from off the goose The law demands that we atone When we take things we do not own But leaves the lords and ladies fine To take things that are yours and mine c.1750

Netanyahu is an indicted war criminal. Just in case anyone had forgotten.

…and even though the monkeys had tech that could cure disease and travel to the stars, they still sat on top of massive piles of bananas, distributing more bananas to the monkeys that already HAD all the bananas. The monkeys that had no bananas were too distracted by other poor monkeys to notice…

Nigel Farage has received over a hundred grand’s worth of gifts since the election. Filthy lucre, Nige. Filthy.