Giving this one some love tonight

Can any of Kier Starmer’s advocates explain how and why Andy Burnham should be blocked from becoming an MP? Genuinely interested in the rationale

I’ve always thought that stones and pounds were an inbred system of measurement, but 10lbs does sound better than 4.5kg Oh yeah, the new eating regime is going well…

One of the best things about the internet is that it’s very easy to claim credit for things you had no part in. It’s one of the reasons I invented the internet.

The differences between Carney and Trump’s speeches at Davos were…stark

I just found out that Melania met Donald when he was out on a date with ‘Celina Midelfart’, heir of a Norwegian fortune. The fact that there was nearly a Midelfart-Trump union fills me with more glee than I can possibly describe…

“French intelligence, working with Ukraine, deliberately fed false high-level intelligence to Trump’s regime to test whether it would leak. That information quickly surfaced in Russian channels, confirming their worst fears” www.meidasplus.com/p/sunday-aft...

The Bone Temple looks like A Clockwork Orange. I’m not keen

Odds are Kate Hoey to join Reform. Associated with Arron Banks, Eurosceptic, pro handgun, anti immigration. She was left wing by association, not by belief. Another spiteful, cynical, hatchet faced opportunist for Nigel’s battalion of bastards

If you poured boiling water over the Reform Party, you’d have a new favour for Pot Noodle

I’m gonna open an ‘80s glam rock themed delicatessen and call it ‘Jambon Jovi’s’

Anyone nodding in approval at Jenrick joining Reform should remember his unlawful involvement in a £45m tax dodge with one of his property developer mates.

I often wonder if the only way you know how loved you were as a child is when you have kids yourself

ABRSM Grade 3 piano 🎹 in 2 months. Fuuuck

Looking at US foreign and domestic policy right now, I wonder how much of it is Trump at his most sociopathic, lobbyists at their most influential, or economists screaming histrionically that the dollar is inches from collapse and only sledgehammer politics can save it. Probably a bit of each…

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall…

Despite Laila Cunningham’s dubious political allegiances, she’s an extremely talented speaker. I have faith in London’s resistance to rabble-rousers, but I’m concerned that Reform is developing enough clout to field credible candidates endorsing awful causes

The psychopathic bully states are decloaking. US in Venezuela, eyeing Greenland. Israel eyeing Lebanon and the whole ME. Messrs Putin and Jinping? Your move.

Who the fuck would go to an AI engine and ask it to create images of an adult without their clothes on? Even less, a child? Why is Musk so quiet about it?? Where are Grok’s guardrails for this?

Trump’s grab for Venezuelan oil is the latest in a long line of attempts to preserve the sovereignty of the dollar. Short version, Maduro has been transacting oil in Yuan and crypto, and China isn’t interested in government bonds. This means the US is $3tn in the hole and the dollar is dying

People of America, for the love of God, DO SOMETHING

Venezuela has 300 billion barrels, bro

My prayers are with the hunger strikers remanded without bail, and my admiration for their resolve in pursuing free speech. Heba Muraisi is close to death, and it‘s a travesty.

I’m coming to believe that a person’s attitude to Shamima Begum is a litmus for their politics *and* their personality

Happy New Year Blue Skiers! May the far right on both sides of the pond incriminate itself into irrelevance in 2026

Let’s be absolutely clear about this. Criticising Israeli foreign policy is not antisemitism.

So if I make a disparaging comment about Trump in here, then I can avoid mandatory stateside work events for five years? Just checking, you vulva-necked orange travesty…

This is brilliant bylinetimes.com/2025/12/10/n...

Kier Starmer - “I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government” I want a PM with Nye Bevan’s opinion of Tories: ‘Vermin’

The new US security strategy absolutely in accord with Russia’s aims in Europe, coupled with Russian assets in both the European and (arguably) the British Parliaments could be the greatest example of geopolitical sleight of hand in history. When Farage said he admired Putin, I think I know why now

With Labour rendering themselves unelectable for a generation, The Green Party needs one thing now: redundancy. It needs more capable speakers like @zackpolanski.bsky.social and Rachael, and an unshakable commitment to core principles I’d even say it could really use @zarahsultana.bsky.social too

Farage’s history of racism Is patently a dead cat. We need to talk about RUSSIA

Given that he’s widely known to hate it from his school days, I don't understand why people don’t pronounce his name ‘Fromage’

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel” Samuel Johnson, 1775

Jeremy Corbyn has solid Democratic Socialist convictions, but he’s a mealy-mouthed cocksucker. Describing his relationship with Sultana he managed to sound slimy, just like when he patently lied about calling Theresa May a ‘stupid woman’ The tattered remains of the left need to regroup. Quickly.

Nathan Gill - “poking the Russian bear is very dangerous.” Nigel Farage - “when you poke the Russian bear with a stick don’t be surprised when he reacts” Nathan Gill is in prison Nigel Farage is not. Can anyone help me out here?

‘Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken’ is simultaneously the saddest, most hopeless and yet optimistic line in all of pop…

Telling racists that the person they most admire used to be *even more* shamelessly racist is a waste of time

I can’t defend much of what this government has done, but the very idea that Rachel Reeves can fix a broken economy with less than a year in power and a budget that people will be queuing up to rubbish is rank nonsense

What if Farage has been taking Russian money too? What if he was just better than Gill in hiding the paper trail? Just asking questions about filthy lucre, Nige

I wish Zack Polanski would stop saying ‘since I became leader’. Everything else about him is on point though…

Nathan Gill got ten years. I swear I saw Farage parroting the exact same narrative around the same time as him back in the day. Nigel getting a ten stretch would probably give me a decade long priapism. Just saying.

This is going to draw indifferent shrugs from the right, and the Labour Party faithful will be disgusted. I’ve said it before - you can’t out-cunt Farage. He’ll drag you to the bottom and beat you with experience…

If I opened a Chinese restaurant, I’d call it Mama Huhu’s. if you know, you know…

The move for post-Brexit independence is growing in Scotland and Wales, and England is actually stupid enough to put Nigel Farage in number 10. It’s now becoming clear just how effective Putin’s long term geopolitical strategy to destabilise Europe has actually been.

Zack Polanski is beginning to show the signs of a capable leader of the Greens. I hope he’s got the resilience to resist the incoming character assassinations from billionaire media and Reformorons.

Both Sides Now. Too fast, and not legato enough, but I’m improving…

I always feel a bit violated when a barber does my eyebrows without asking…

Just so we’re clear…