deleted my horniestmicrowave acc because I didn’t post there for six months lmfao. I’ve decided I no longer care and will just post whatever horny I want here, just as currently everything will have keyword warnings before we get into things will likely post longer musings and drabbles to Ao3

Im hosting a 40% off sale on my ko-fi on all commissions. use this link. I need any and all money I can get; if you want a commission from me this is the time! It runs from today to June 30th! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! ko-fi.com/frolicinq/li...

Hey guess what. My cash benefits are being ended , right on time for rent. So i ACTUALLY need 450 in two days or I will lose my housing. I will actually be homeless for good this time if I dont get this money. Im freaking out. anything helps ko-fi.com/frolicinq

I have an evil boner and am full of hate about it. I‘ve orgasmed at least seven times today and I’m still so fucking horny

Thinking about that twink ass jester from fnaf again. what if I opened him up and yanked on his wires. Could I force him to change between sun and moon, get him stuck on eclipse while he moans like a whore? Much to think about.

Please for the love of god have your age/say you’re an adult in your bio or your pinned if you’re gonna be interacting with nsfw accounts i just blocked 5 people with no age mentioned who interacted with my posts

Valveplug , skybound megop , this is kind of a shitpost but also I feel it as a truth deep in my heart Optimus: ”no Ratchet we can’t use Megatrons arm!!” Girl we know you were riding that thing after you woke up and mourning the loss of your relationship with him

I need more pathetic cybertronians getting nasty with things that look like the alt mode(s) of whomever they’re yearning for. actual vehicles, weapons, toys, etc. also having sad cuddle time with them

saw someone call Skywarp a goth baddie and immediately thought “oh wow Rumbles got a big titty goth gf”

Kup should put his cygar out in my sona. I’m sure he’s wet enough that it’ll work

I have thoughts about robot dick, plating fluffing when they want more stimulation and eventually “blooming” off of the sensitive base underneath. It looks like a weird flower when it’s done. I have don’t have energy to try to draw this but trust I have a boner and will eventually draw it or pay

Having evil thoughts about gloom hands from totk.

I need Shockwave and Whirl to scissor about their war crimes.

getting into the anatomy of this, in the valve channel theres also either a tube or whole other channel leading to the cockpit something something overflow area for eggs or emergency transfluid purge or whatever. but more importantly I think it’s hot so they have this, to me.

consider, seekers cockpits being a little hollow spot in their root mode so you can see them getting filled with transfluid. sometimes they get stained from it and need serious cleaning. all this to say in my mind Skywarps cockpit is covered in transfluid stains thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

TRANS CREATOR SUPPORT THREAD! happy #tdov! i’m hosting a lil thread for my fellow trans creators to boost their work!! 🏳️‍⚧️💕 introduce yourself and post some of your work - share shops, commissions, or anything else you want to plug! :D

Hey guys Im super close to meeting my rent goal for this month! If you could support me at all it would be greatly appreciated <3 ko-fi.com/frolicinq

This but cuter, playing stardew valley or another cozy cute game and it’s the first time the cybertronian has felt so relaxed and at peace. or playing a game with fighting or something triggering for them and they’re using it to work through trauma in a safe way together with their person.

Valveplug shitpost plug and play but it’s a cybertronian and a human so the human plugs in a video game console and everytime they take damage in their game their cybertronian overloads. playing minecraft and getting poisoned or whatever, with each “OUGH” theres also a whore moan accompanying it

commission for @hornyweremicrowave.bsky.social a pretty little xeno oc, she's so cool and scary! #commission #commissionsopen #nsfwcommission #nsfw #nsfwart

getting myself a pup chew toy (certified food grade silicone my beloved) was one of the best things I’ve ever done for myself because oh my god after chewing both gently and aggressively for like ten mins I’m the calmest I’ve been in a long time. It was very relaxing and I’m looking forward to going

I can’t believe this is my second most popular post. ngl I think I’m gonna be saving up for a comm of this goofy shitpost

Reposting this again

thinking about sucking on some Prowl titties right now. < the constructicons all the time probably

Valveplug shitpost Skumble with Rumble in alt mode getting his reel holes fucked by Skywarp and all his tape gets messed up about it On that note them being dumbasses and Skywarp trying to fix the tape using his spike in the reel holes again. Just turning rumbles alt mode around on his spike

genital ref for @hornyweremicrowave.bsky.social Comes in either penis or pussy... be careful, it bites! #genitals #monster #monsterfucking #monsterfucker #furryart #furrynsfw #nsfw #bodyhorror #commission #nsfwcommission #commissionsopen

Robogore , uhhhh erotic cannibalism , self harm ish ? The robots are letting rust grow on them for horny reasons and some of them let it go too far and get paralyzed. No one dies in this horny train of thought post

guro art for @hornyweremicrowave.bsky.social i always love getting horny over guts, Jack is a little too happy about this [he/they/it] #guro #gore #nsfw #furryart #nsfwfurry #blood

Boostinggg I have 189 bucks now! Thank you all so so much <3

finally colored this fucker, ended up going in a much different direction than I initially planned but I really like it! Now I need to draw and color his bits so I can eventually get porn with him

Boosting!

Hey guys its that time of the month- Im in need of money to pay rent! Im raising 300 again [unless I hear back from my govt, then I only need 250]. I take commissions and donos! You can find samples of my work & pay over on ko-fi! ko-fi.com/frolicinq

I regret to inform everyone that this was not just a passing fancy I’very been thinking about him a lot lately. and I’m this close to getting porn of him and my sona god help me

god I should be making out sloppy with Ironhide instead of dealing with all.. *gestures vaguely to the horrors* that

I’m so tired of evil boner (hypersexuality + persistent genital arousal disorder) I’ve been pretty much nonstop horny for 5 days and orgasming doesn’t fix it and doesn’t feel very satisfying if anything it makes it worse. Anyways my sona suffers too I’m making him go into rut every three months at

feeling a certain way about G1 Wheeljack lately, he gives me cuteness aggression and I need to suck his spark out through his spike about it

Hey guys I had to spend the saved up amount on food and laundry detergent so im out of money again. I NEED this money before the first, my roommate is already threatening to kick me out despite paying on time every other month ive been here

Thinking about milking robot titties…

the concept of frotting and scissoring at the same time... 🫠💭 🔆 #nsfw #valveplug

Hey guys, I need money for rent once again.. so im taking donos and sfw commissions!! if youre interested at all pls go to my ko-fi! ko-fi.com/frolicinq

Tw F slur Everytime I see a homophobic transformers fan I’m like “what are you doing here? This is fag central“

Hollow Knight sketch page comm for @bug-abortion.bsky.social !!

Evil boner again I need between Arcees thighs right now

He’s so swagless and yet i want him

would y’all kill me if I said I wanted to fuck elderbug

JIC yall thought i was lying

eating out a micro

Steve and Starscream TFP should fuck tender and sweet