Wait, am I her step-dad? I think I'm her step-dad.

🫄🏽

Wish she'd get me strap oreg—

I think I got lost. Godspeed, anyway, that's... well that's gotta be a [Super] Sledge, yknow?

Breed? Jesus. Anyway he's probably got a good year or two left, don't count him out just yet.

I mean I'm not even mad, you got taste.

Mostly in big ugly buildings that turned into irradiaited husks. But good luck, y'know?

He probably had it comin'.

Whozzat?

If I start hollerin' someone's gonna come shoot me for the racket. ...I love my wife. A lot.

// of course I have to post my fave Claire piece I’ve done

I'm gonna start barkin'.

*running*

Hang on, I don't got my glasses.

what the fuck is anime

Though actually, if I were [any] Vault Dweller's first introduction to the surface, I think I'd have been shot. ...A lot more than I've already been shot, I mean.

You're fuckin' grounded.

Your WHAT.

this is why I don't talk to nobody

my bonce...

MY HUSBAMND

I'm goin' over there where I can't hear too good. See you never.

Yeah, in fiction.

WHAT ARE [YOU] TALKIN' ABOUT?

PUT. THE MENTATS. DOWN.

(fond sigh)

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WEIRD NEW COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'VE GOT GROGNAK.

No, someone old and leper-y did.

Actually? I can't read either.

I don't think anyone's calling it that.

The dinowars were hard on everyone.

"Hell, that's a great start, and a lot farther than a lot of folks out here. You could practically become a teacher. It's a good foundation. Wanna pick a topic to dig into? I'm sure someone around here's got time to help you."

"Reading, writing, 'rithmatic? Yeah? No?"

"We've gotta get you a real education, kiddo."

"...Yeah, sure. I was really into kung fu holos for a while."

Adam Fucks

Ain't far off.

"Oh. Uh. Well, it's an alias. Like, a codename. Also went by Adam Fu- Adam for a while."

"Ever hear of an alias, kid?"

"What, suddenly you're not weird?"

"Where'd that weird kid go?"

I love my lying or possibly forgetful wife so much

I love my cringe wife so much

I need a milf