No one pinch me! No pinching!

Well that doesn't matter to me anyway. I can't feel pain if it's on my soft skin or my hard bones.

"I learned the Piece of Shit system for the bakery and now I can run the front counter!"

mimicking the motion

But our bones are hard?

Um. I probably shouldn't go around hugging dragons.

Oh.

[Unholy shrieking] CCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTEEEE

Can this UGLY dragon stop talking.

The mitochondria seems like a battery.

Someday I wanna learn what this "god" is.

Biology is so WEIRD! I LOVE IT!

So you still have people too.

ALL your friends are dead?

If I knew your friends I might miss them too. I miss my friends... I hope one day, we can see each other again.

You never really know what goodbye will be the last one, either.

There's no one to save you from your last goodbye.

Really going on a biology video binge and she is extremely and deeply fascinated by it.

I have red hair! That means to bet on me too, right???

Red eyes are weird.

I don't have a belly button either!

Going to give @youbankonit.bsky.social a big hug. "They say it's mother's day! And you're one of the people that's basically my mom!"

"I can't feel pain so I'd only know if someone bit me if they made it obvious! Or I found the bite mark. Or they told me."

"How come nobody ever mentions the COWBOY in Dracula? He coulda marched right out of the wasteland!"

"How do you eat if you don't bite...? I thought that was the vampire thing to do."

"Whoa! Are you human?"

"Cool!"

@vampireheroine.bsky.social "Are your eyes PINK?"

"Do you go by Carol or Caroline?"

"I don't know when that is." She shrugged. "Cienn says I should go to the library and check out some books so I don't have to ask everyone around me about all this stuff I should know anyway."

"Have you ever accidentally bitten your hand?" Clarice asked curiously.

"Wheels don't even get you to space!"

"It's just like riding a taxi?"

"I'm Clarice! Nice to meet you!"

"Aw man... That's so dumb..."

"You didn't TELL ME your name. So. What else was I going to call you?"

"Sorry you dropped your ice cream, sandwich lady." She stopped massaging her back and stepped away.

"I don't know what pain feels like because I also don't know what sharp or hot or cold or dull feels like."

Clarice offered a donut on a napkin. "I haven't bitten it yet, do you want it?"

"Have you been??"

"I wanna go on a spaceship..."

Patting her back consolingly.

I think the sandwich lady is losing her mind.

OH what's a clown?

[giggling hysterically at Eddie's antics]

If you shoot lasers out your butt, does that make you an ass-blaster?

If I crawl, am I down to something?

"Oh wow, I haven't had one of those! I'll go have one! Thanks lady!" And she's off.

me too