Some days I just don’t want to work in healthcare anymore. Today is one of those days. Weeks, actually.

I wish when we paid taxes there were little check boxes & we could designate how that money is allowed to be spent. The same goes for student loan interest. I know thousands of Americans who need access to healthcare, education, clean drinking water, etc. I know zero Americans who NEED a ballroom.

What is the modern day equivalent to throwing tea into the Boston Harbor? Wrong answers only. I’ll start: orange bronzer in a burning dumpster

Top of the morning to ya from your favorite fridge cat. -Gamora

“Treat pleaaaaase.” -Kenobi, probably

Arya can hover. The secret is in the ears.

TONIGHT! Step right up! The spotlight is on you—dust off your best Xtratufs, add a touch of sparkle, and join Rage City Roller Derby for the grand return of our Silent Auction & Gala at Crossfit Northern Exposure. ✨ Get tickets now at bit.ly/cirquederage

HOA HOA HOA

Basically had to drag Arya inside earlier as she protected the family from a moose behind the fence…😫

I have been so tired lately.

if federal and state governments can find the time and funding to build alligator alcatraz in 8 days—they can do the same to build adequate emergency shelter for our country’s first indigenous climate change refugees in western alaska

🎶 I protect the family 🎶

Arya wants you to know she’s been training for this.

Kenobi says hi from the high ground.

Someone trained too hard at puppy class.

Instead of #skypharm can we call it #acetaminophriends?

The Life of a Rollergirl 1. The Skate of Ophelia 2. Lizard Breath Skater 3. Velcrobite 4. Head Ref 5. Old Jammer 6. Ruin the Pack-Def 7. Actually Kinda Frantic 8. Whi$tle Hi$$ed 9. HardWOOD (floors) 10. CALLED OFF! 11. Glucose Gels 12. The Life of a Rollergirl (feat. body by Sabrina)

The life of a showgirl by Nebula.

Lil Ben and a donut test out my new mattress.

This handsome pup upgraded to his big boy collar today! He’s pretty proud of himself for learning how to high five.

I need to get going on my creative projects. 1) painting 2) mermaid book two STOP DOOMSCROLLING YOUR FANS* WANT BOOK TWO *my grandpa

Who’s afraid of little old me ?

The autumn chill that wakes me up

The high was worth the pain 🎵

12/10 better than scrolling social media

Look at those colors, Fall of the patriarchy is here!

I did a hike and my body still hurts. #alaska

Step right up! The spotlight is on you—dust off your best Xtratufs, add a touch of sparkle, and join Rage City Roller Derby for the grand return of our Silent Auction & Gala on October 18 at Crossfit Northern Exposure. All proceeds support Rage City! ✨ Get tickets now at bit.ly/cirquederage

I had a 10 day vacation and I can’t wait to post pics, but I have to survive one more day of work.

Kenobi and Arya say hello!

If there’s one thing you need to know about me it’s that I am the friend that plays the long game. A prank 20 years in the making is complete! Now we wait…

TIL that my great grandpa was a pitcher on baseball team in St. Paul! Whoa

Grocery shopping in MN (for boating and fishing trip✨) and got all this for $20.82 😮

When you go to visit your parents and choose violence.

Death By a Thousand Punts. 💪🏻 Crushed it. ✨

Photographic evidence I had fun at the fair. #alaska

Someone left me a Rock duck. I have so many questions.

How much would these berries cost at the store? Wrong answers only. #alaskalife

My coworkers asked me to bring my camera to work so I could photograph this flower.

Fireweed of the day (bonus round) (also belated) #fireweedoftheday #alaska

Fireweed of the day (belated) #fireweedoftheday #alaska

Santa coming in fast, low, and hot with both barrels blazing.

I’m gonna take an extra heartburn pill

As an award winning author, I offer my services free of charge on how to write a headline: WAR CRIMINAL AND RAPIST FELON MEET TODAY ON THE UNCEDED LAND OF OVER 200 TRIBES KNOWN AS ALASKA TO WASTE TAXPAYER MONEY #nailedit

My people.

Stress eating chocolate due to the impending doom of tomorrow. I just know traffic will be awful near work. 😫

Hey @alaskapublic.org! I want to make a donation and ask my employer to match, but they aren’t on the list. Would you be able to add them for me? *cough,federalgovernment,cough* Kidding…or am i? 🤣😉

Fireweed of the day (belated) #alaskalife #fireweedoftheday

There’s an International Criminal Court arrest warrant for you-know-who, so what are we doing about that, Alaska? 👀 Just gonna turn the other way for crimes involving children?! And REWARD his bad behavior?!

Fireweed of the day (still belated) #alaska #fireweedoftheday