Operation bedazzle R2 is nearing completion, maybe.

I’m sorry it’s snowing. We changed over our tires yesterday.

I’m not a fan of this hot take. www.adn.com/opinions/edi...

The fraud department at Pan Macmillan hasn’t gotten back to me yet, so I’m going to assume I’m being catfished. Little do they know I’m part cat and REALLY good at fishing.

There’s no way a literary agent would email me. It’s definitely a scam, right?

This is my life now.

$22 for a car wash and it’s still not clean 🫠 #alaskalife

Nobody. Absolutely nobody. Me: What number is a moose antler on the moh’s scale of hardness?

My favorite books growing up were about Kirsten Larson, a Swedish immigrant to Minnesota in the 1800’s. She lived on a farm and endured many hardships, but I saw myself in her. Her bravery was badass. Her kindness & empathy were unwavering. She made me feel like I could do anything I put my mind to.

Just my and my tiny jar of retinol eye cream against the world.

My work badge fell off my bag as I was getting in my car and I’m disappointed the video cuts out right before it gets crunched by my Jeep. It’s Fin. How prophetic.

I’ve had a rough year with my Granpda passing, my health, and life in general. I got screwed over on something I was promised and looking forward to. How do you carry on when you can’t trust anyone? Dogs. I trust my dogs.

Geez Louise am I getting a lot of emails from people wanting to market my book. They clearly read or use AI to regurgitate the back cover summary and think they know me. HA! Fools.

Someone left me an alien instead of a duck. Does this mean they’re coming to get me? I’ve been marked! 👽🛸 #beammeup

I’m really proud of the tiny cabbage I grew. Best slaw ever.

Apparently my aunties love my completely unhinged social media posts, so I’m gonna lean in to that aesthetic real hard for their entertainment. 😆

I’ve been eating girl dinner perpetually all day.

Project Hail Mary was amaze amaze amaze

Not gonna lie, I almost had to buy this. That book is my childhood.

I don’t give a flying squirrel which millionaire won the gosh darn award, can we please circle back to healthcare, war mongering, and locking up pedophiles?

That moment when Katnado is chasing you and she’s smiling. #jammer 📷: Ole Jordan Photography

My friend from work didn’t know what this was and we talked about it so much I had to make one. Hint: Midwest diner food Answer in alt text.

I’m here for the sunglasses weather✨

ROLLER DERBY TODAY! Doors open at 5pm, wheels roll at 6pm! 🎟️: myalaskatix.com/events/live-...

With military assets diverted to the Middle East, skirmishes in the War on Christmas are heating up.

The Swiftie duck someone left me got heat molded by the defroster a lil (Lol), but I got it a friend today anyway! There’s a lot going on at the moment. #swiftie

POV: if authors posed like Olympians While you’re here, I did the girl math. If I sell 66,802 copies of my E-book, I can pay off my student loans. The E-book version of The Mermaid of Lake Superior is $2.99 on Amazon: a.co/d/0dflmLn8 🧜‍♀️

You know we’re in a recession when you call Disneyland and don’t even have to hold.

The moment you go, “I need a new tattoo!” and realize this is your reflexive response when you can no longer make your own sunshine.

Are you ready for some live roller derby action?! Saturday, March 7, Rage City Roller Derby brings the action in another amplified home game sponsored by KBEAR Alaska’s Hottest Country and KHWL Alaska’s Rock.

I don’t want much of my childhood stuff, but this weekend I smuggled Kristen back to Alaska in my suitcase. #noregrets

I love paying butt loads of property taxes to walk with my dog (cuz we sure as heck can’t run) on whatever the f* this is. You’d think a winter city like Anchorage would figure it out.

This was my 2nd great grandpa. If I die in the rest room and you guys put it in my obituary I’m going to come back from the afterlife to cut a B.

When I get back to Alaska I’m going to make my own goddamn sunshine.

I hate the person I become around my parents, and I’m exhausted from being around all these gosh darn extroverts.

I feel like a lot of people out there wrongfully use their smart/successful adult children to justify they were good at parenting and are decent human beings when they are straight up Yahtzee/p3do sympathizing trash feeding their feeble retirement savings to millionaires to own some libs.

Proposed legislation introduces sulfide-ore copper mining in the MN Superior National Forest by a Chilean-owned company. Pollution near the headwaters of the Boundary Waters would spread to connected rivers and lakes as well as enter the groundwater. www.savetheboundarywaters.org/current-thre...

When I was a little girl my grandpa saved my life, and today we celebrated his. At the after party I rifled through stinky files of old documents to find the newspapers that he thought were worthy of saving. He wasn’t wrong. 😆

I’m not afraid of laying at the airport floor. I used to work at Carrs on Gambell.

Calling my senator to vote no on HJ RES 140 while I’m still in my bathrobe. The boundary waters are not meant for mining. #minnesota

Grandpa was the biggest fan of my book. Every time we talked, he’d ask about my progress on book two. The last time we texted I asked him about 🧊 activity. “Inappropriate.” Seems a little more heavy coming from someone who was alive during WW2. 😔

There are billions of people on this planet and I was lucky enough to call this rad dude “Grandpa.” I can’t blame him for being ready to go at 96, but I wish he could have at least seen the Vikings win a Super Bowl.

Someone I went to high school with works at the Minneapolis VA and sent me buttons so we can remember Alex all the way up in Alaska. 🥺

I was wide awake at 5 am and I’m 14% recovered with almost 2 hours of sleep debt. Why am I like this? 😭😭😭

@krazytheealaskan.bsky.social I finally posted a tiktok for you about my Gardyn but I think you snuck out. 🤣

When you miss a drunk dial and your friend leaves a riddle 🤣

Please tell me I’m not the only one with an insanely high gas bill this month… $435

I’m so exhausted. I’ve been fighting the crud™️ for 2 weeks now. I can’t laugh without coughing.

This is my aesthetic including the cat hair in the dice tray.

I got to meet @pat.alaskarobotics.com today and got a sweet book for the nieces! 🐻 #alaskalife