This guy would be a major upgrade as POTUS...whoever he is.

As always, every accusation an admission.

My reaction to Donald Trump's disgusting, disgraceful, petty reaction to Mueller's death.... Robert Mueller was a war hero. Robert Mueller was a dedicated public servant. Robert Mueller did not rape any teenaged girls.

As always, his accusations turn into admissions.

take a bow, MAGA voters.

Where can I get these?

un. fucking. real.

If there's anything less important to Trump than dead ''losers and suckers'', it's the wishes of the dead losers and suckers families.

Omg. This is such a great idea!

This is even more hilarious than it appears. Remember the US wouldn't allow the Keystone XL pipeline deliver endless oil from Canada...a place slightly more reliable and dependable than anywhere in the middle east.

A truly Shakespearean comeuppance.

The jokes write themselves.

Trump's infamous E.T. bus quote: ''When you're a celebrity, they let you do it.'' And per the latest Epstein file release, we now know this about him... ''When they they don't let you do it, you can force them to, and punch them in the face if they resist.''

When will it dawn in MAGA folks that what they voted for has delivered the diametric opposite of everything they were promised ? Seriously....everything.

bingo.

If Iran decided to take terrorist action against the U.S. for Trump's war, he would be a lot more upset about it if they focused their efforts on areas where his most ardent supporters are.

Over 160 schoolgirls are dead. Anthropic and Palantir executives must immediately testify and tell the public whether their AI is responsible.

Trump doesn't believe in his oath of office, in the constitution, in democracy or elections, in law and order, or even in God. He believes in unlimited power and money. Every bit of this is dogballs obvious. Not a secret. Why is any of this so difficult to understand ?

Trump sasys he wil release all the files on aliens. ...after they redact all references to any innocent aliens.

I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Anyone remember Get Smart from the 1960s? This is the reality show reboot. Wanting to take over the world, Trump is the bumbling head of KAOS. He directs a gaggle of hilariously incompetent evil minions. Trump's entire cabinet is just Shtarkers....equally ruthless but utterly inept henchmen.

Denmark's 2nd goal was the most beautiful, satisfying, wonderful thing to watch.

Wouldn't it be sweet if Denmark beats the US in hockey today? And then Danes, after a brief, normal celebration, just moved on and lived life, not making an entire mythology and cult industry out of it, like Americans have done since 1980.

Ever see a game show where the winner gets inside a glass booth, and tries to grab as much cash blowing around inside as he can in 60 seconds? That's the entire Trump presidency. For four years.

Trump so fears being remembered as a child rapist that he's now working hard at reclaining his original persona --- transparent racist. Only a single letter different, and that one is so old it doesn't even register with anyone nearly as much.

Mentioned by name over 38,000 times in files that investigated your pedo BFF....whose hobby was organizing sex with underage girls for rich acquaintances....and you're a multiply accused sexual assaulter, claiming innocence while continuing to block release of the evidence. Yay, evangelicals.

Americans are sleepwalking off the cliff.

“I think it’s great,” Trump said of the weaker dollar. Note...this is the same guy who thinks 'groceries' is a weird word, that inflation isn't a real thing, and that world trade is a rip-off of America. That he hasn't gotten the Nobel Prize for economics is the much bigger mystery.

All other US PresIdents visibly aged in office owing to the unrelenting stress of the job. Trump is dying before our eyes, worn out by his ongoing crimes and avoiding legal accountability. Like a lunatic mobster in a candy store.

Mood in Nuuk, Greenland today.

If enough Americans still care, Trump needs to be removed from office. And those Americans have to take whatever amount of mob violence inevitsbly, predictably comes with it as the final price of the existentially calamitous Trump error.

Trump has Nazi GI Joes.

👇👇👇

damn -- CNN put together a video of Kristi Noem claiming ICE officers are "highly trained and skilled" and "gifted" alongside to a clip of them beating someone nearly to death in Minneapolis

''Half of Americans think ICE is making US cities less safe, CNN poll finds'' so utterly perfect and perfectly pointless.

Bravo, idiots. You voted spite, and you got a spite government.

"ICE is violence-prone because its main purpose has become theatrical. Under present leadership, ICE is less a law-enforcement agency than it is a content creator. from David Frum: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

take a bow, Trump voters.....you really got your spite fix.

Let's be clear. Donald Trump will indict the Fed Chair, kidnap foreign leaders and kill American citizens in MN if it distracts you from asking WTF is in the Epstein files because HIS BASE doesn't like pedophiles. None of this is normal. But everything he does is from weakness right now.

Fun fact.... Despite Trump's declared ''stategic need'' for Venezuela's heavy oil --- the EXACT SAME oil as Canada's oilsands ---- the US has spent 20 years protesting and blocking the free market access of that Cdn oil into the US. This ''America'' is just a hypocritical, idiotic, lying thief.

An American Holocaust in progress.

Read this:

Eevn Trump is not stupid enough to not know he's dying. And I'll put a marker down right now...by next summer, he'll either be dead, or so far gone that even these feckless GOP gobshites will invoke the 25th amendment.

Trump is in the last inning of his own life. He knows it. As he walks towards the batter's box for his final swings, the scoreboard shows him down by 25 runs. So he has tossed the bat, pulled a handgun from his waist, and is just firing away, yelling 'I won, I won.''