"Bring me your hedonous. Your wretched and your filthy. Your they/thems and your he/hims and your she/hers. Bring me your monster fuckers, your fantasy whores and your smut slots. And to them I shall bestow horny rp messages and many a flirtatious demon's be they cyberpunk or fantasy" -Aranos (prob)

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! My boyfriend is going to be moving in with me starting this week and thus I will be quite busy for the next couple weeks BUT during and after this process there will be a LOT of porn being filmed with the two of us! Including but not limited to: Somnophilia CNC And bondage

I shouldn't have to work frfr 😒 I should be getting paid to be pretty and show hole

I think Aran needs some kisses and strong women to make his decisions for him rn

People please message me first I'm so awkward 😭

YIPPEEEEEEE FINALLY MORE TEIFLINGS!!!

Guys and gals and everything in between hear my words!! Please message me first I'm just a shy guy 🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

High Thoughts Part 1: Cyberpunk. No shit. Just piss. Ass only for fucking. I'm a genius!

If one of you worthless gooners can successfully guess the number of Tattoos I have I will do a full tat and body reveal

Do I qualify for tummy Tuesday? 🥺

Yes I am Texan. Yes I have the accent. Yes I do sing country in the shower sometimes I AM ALSO GENDER QUEER AND PANSEXUAL PLEASE I DONT HATE GAYS BECAUSE OF WHERR I LIVE

I have a sleeper build and by that I mean every part of my body is optimized for sleep and cuddling

God I sure do love when my station completely runs out of fuel in our tanks and I get to be yelled out by old white ladies who can't read lol

I'm just gonna start speaking in tongues to people who annoy me at work. Like bitch all you want but I just laid a curse upon your fields and all your children will smell weird forever so I win

I see you! You know who you are!

I'm bored at work

Fun Fact! If you squeeze Aran's head in just the right way he squeaks like a chew toy

I think my current love life could be summed up by playing 2 Dozen Roses by Shenandoah on repeat and I'm not sure that's a good thing but we ball nonetheless

This is what my desk looks like while I'm handling the finances of my store :3 We are gonna be in so much debt but I'm just a little guy

"You wanna fuck me??" ".... You know there are easier ways to say you need therapy right?"

“Fucking cowards.”

Aaaaaaaa

MARVEL ZOMBIES REFERENCE WOOOOOOOO

😈 I can't find the stupid image that says like if you want a dm but are too shy 😭😭 So instead please like this post if you want me to pop by and invade your brain crevices

Hey! By the way everybody, in case my last couple posts or my general whorish demeanor has you wondering I do in fact have a fansly page! It'll be in my bio and you can see it here! fansly.com/hoogle/posts

fuggit like for a compliment, RT for a roast

//Oops, who put these here?

//I know I've been fairly absent lately so as recompense I give to you Mun tummy and titties

Doing this again The kitty wants to see who would knock them up... Treat this like a starter if you're a real one <3

Stolen <3 This inspection will be... thorough. Please present your cock with a valid scent sample. You may be selected to provide cum samples as well, be prepared to provide one to the inspector upom request.

The demon man turns his head to look at the person speaking to him with a wry smile "Why hello there! My you are just the cutest thing~ How may I be of service mister...?"

TRY ME BITCHES

Quieres?

“If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.” A bard, searching for a purpose.

2.28.2025 🐐💙

AND TIEFLINGS!!!! I MUST INTERTWINE TAILS WHILE SMOOCHING!!!!!

NEED SEXY ORCS NOW

New Mun tays dropped

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!! Aran thinks the bull boy @xavierevergreen.bsky.social is very cute and wants to cuddle him and kiss him

Guys imma be real, fairly odd parents still fucking slaps