Sorry to Keep a Floret Waiting Ralph is in crisis, feeling his life slipping through his fingers. His only hope is domestication. Sadly, his Affini suitor is not who he expects. He looks human and is going on about something called Jarona? archiveofourown.org/works/88683141

Independent: "Why do you look so sad?" Floret: "My Affini has recently gotten into human cinema." Independent: "And that's bad?" Floret: "She watched Borat last week..." Independent: "Okay?" Affini: "My Floret" Floret: *Groans* Independent: "Okay, I see the problem." #HDG

Watchmen is a cautionary tale on not letting bottoms going through twink death anywhere near the levers of power.

thank you eating him #wolpostinghours

Deltarune creates so much discourse that even just using the word Affini has spread discourse to the HDG community through cosmic forces we can't understand. Tricky Tony can't keep getting away with this.

Me, starting HRT at my current dosage: This estrogen ain't shit Me: 8 months later: if a tall boy lifted my chin so that I was looking into his eyes and then ran his other hand through my long hair and said "hey there" I would die and go directly to straight hell (the most boring layer of hell)

Tracing a spiral around their forehead and watching their eyes glaze over as they effortlessly slip into trance. 🥰

i think i finally understand toxic yaoi as i watch Chai and Kale interact in Hi-Fi Rush

Becoming a 30 Years' War mercenary and supporting whatever faction gives me more updoots and dopamine.

The mechsplotation genre is so foreign to me. What do you mean you want to fuck the handlers? Bro, the mechs tickle the part of my brain that Green Goblin me into sticking my dick into the exhaust pipe of my neighbour's Chevrolet Volt.

The pussy yearns for freedom

I love these idiots so much <3 #deltarune #fanart

Went to a dykebreaking club meeting and was sorely disappointed that there was no discussions on how to flood the Netherlands. Damn Bike Germans have had it too good for too long!

Korsica - Hi-Fi Rush (commission) VGen: vgen.co/Videajames

A Google Doc might genuinely be the least serious means of conveying a message.

i know it's a small issue but i wish Canada had a single mainstream republican party lmao. It's 2026, what do you mean my head of state is some asshole in the UK with family on the Epstein List.

Hey y'all currently doing a 75% sale on my ebook! It's trans BDSM erotica for peeps who might be interested in that! itch.io/s/195862/the...

Holiday-Dreemurr family gathering

Hi-Fi Rush is very good

Fuck Your Prophecy - Epilogue How are people able to wake up in the morning? AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/688586... FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/65626076 #deltarune

The new Ghost in the Shell is so tonally different from Stand Alone Complex, i was not ready for that lmaoooo.

service drone sketch cm for @bocovt.bsky.social 🤍

Working on amazing things for this HDG project.

Long time i don't post art here Wtv, Kris art to revive this acc a little bit... #DELTARUNE

Working on HDG stuff while i will my body into remembering that heat stroke is just a state of mind.

Fuck Your Prophecy - Epilogue How are people able to wake up in the morning? AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/688586... FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/65626076 #deltarune

thinking about how I wanna draw dess deltarune

Yeah okay.

1950s Scientist: "Your society has developed a true Artificial Intelligence?" 2020s Person: "Debatable." 1950s Scientist: "What is it used for? Guiding the economy? Taking over menial production?" 2020s Person: "Mostly used to generate movies of vegetables committing infidelity."

Tgirl returning to town after transitioning enjoying using her new confidence, voice training, and skill with makeup to pretend to be a completely different person and throw her nerdy pre-transition friendgroup a freebie~

After finding fragments of TNT at the site, doctors postulated that WC contracted Sudden Explosion Syndrome. Sudden meaning Abrupt, Explosion meaning Explosion, and Syndrome coming from Greek for Running Together.

spoilers for deltarune chapter 5 taking turns 🩷🩵

girls night in the hole

There is discourse on the Deltarune wiki about updating Ralsei's pronouns to he/they due to them getting referred to with they/them pronouns a few times in Chapter 5. But you know that if Toby used he/him for Kris just once the wiki would update Kris to he/they in 2.5 seconds.

Been playing the newest Ratchet and Clank game and honestly feeling nostalgic for the PS2 generation. i miss when video games used to be bright and fun and dumb

the room with all the terakota that you can push off the edges had some of the funniest dialogue in the chapter im ngl to you. kris can have little a fun. as a treat [ #meekzart #deltarunespoilers #deltarune ]

🌼🧣 ur too close bro #utdr #flowery #ralsei #🍰draws

Happy Chapter 5 Folks!!! Doe in the Middle - Epilogue Two Kris and Susie are only too happy to show Noelle what happens when she asks for the scary kinks. Kinks: Knifeplay, Dom/sub AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/366251... FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/65547080 #Jarona #Deltaruined

kissing the ghost haunting me

INCORRECT AGAIN, SCUMMO FORWARD GIRLS! TRAITORS AND SLAVERY BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE!

The 20th Maine are the goats. Being on Little Round Top was a humbling experience.

Chickpea wrap with salad

Look at all the cool stories that my patrons currently have access to Even just a $1 helps tremendously www.patreon.com/c/kimberlyeab subscribestar.art/garatheauthor

out of hand doodle of sirius putting black rose in a mating press [ #meekzart #meekzoc #pokemonnsfw ]

Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or an Expanse fan the name of the engine used to propel spaceships.

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