Could the Strait of Hormuz maybe post their operating hours on their Facebook page or something?

Not me walking around the nursery greenhouse constantly repeating "That was my nickname in high school."

Our parents' music is now called "super double oldies."

I can't decide if it's darkly funny or depressing that people in the comments think this is the pilot that was on Artemis II. 🤦‍♂️

Kinda weird that we call our phones "phones" when the last thing we want to do with them is talk on the phone.

When I was a kid I had a bicycle like this. Yamaha Moto-Bike! I don't want a stupid adult 10 speed with my ass in the air. I want this so I can once again take it over some sweet jumps.

ME: You gonna watch the Artemis II launch to the moon tomorrow? LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE: The what? 🚀🌕

Best sign at the Tuscaloosa No Kings rally. 😁🍄🚫

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Celebrating the wedding of friends today. And also we look cute as hell. 😄💖 Free beer and two cakes here. Ask me anything. 🤪

Cool thing is, each driver can set the vents and temperature as they like, and each time you get in the car it goes back how you like it!

There isn't another Winter Olympics until 2030? Why are they waiting so long? That's like 25 years from now.

The appearance of this single daffodil in our yard will psychologically sustain me until spring fully arrives.

I don't speak Italian. What channel is the Kid Rock closing ceremonies?

Uh oh.

We are looking at a new couch and one of the fabric choices is a pattern called Vance. It's too perfect. 😆

When your living room has a cancer motif.

Our mid-winter back patio decorations are so inspiring. 🤗

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

NBC: This is an NBC special report... ME: Absolutely SPRINTING toward the champagne. NBC: It's not that.

Just once I'd like to see uncompressed high definition video of confetti.

Take apart your robot car. What could go wrong? YOLO. 🪛😁

A 5 year delay in getting to 90% EVs will hardly make any difference, but a financial incentive absolutely will.

I don't know how accurate the list is in the first image, and I don't know exactly what all those people did, but I do know that I wouldn't miss a single one of them, especially the first one.

They can't accept a loss, and they sound like an over-the-top Onion article. 🤪

This is an EXCELLENT video about, well, ELECTRICITY! ⚡

I better see all you hot weather haters sitting outside sipping lemonade today.

The power better not go out because this rattly old thing from the Reagan administration is our only backup. 😆🔌🔥

For some reason this hot woman I'm married to has to change the first digit of her age today. Some kind of new government regulation maybe? I dunno. Makes no sense. 😍🥳🍰

There's a primary. You can take part and help answer this question.

Had to call the fire department to get Heather out of this chair. Almost lost her.

My 17 year old cousin is asking me questions about making mixtapes and I couldn't be more excited! 😄

I was thinking about getting this sweater at Old Navy but it's a little too Ernie.

Isn't it still the biggest social media by a lot? It's full of slop, to be sure, but it's the only reliable way I can interact with friends and family at scale.

I hate it when we run out of degrees here in Alabama. Bleh.

Using this as our Christmas card this year.

Windows 10 isn't getting updates anymore? THANK GOD!

Fox has the best graphics for NFL games BY FAR. I'd like it even a little smaller, but it's fairly lightweight with no solid background. ESPN's nonsense takes up a HUGE portion of the screen. I like actually seeing the game I'm watching! 😁🏈 P.S. Root for Green Bay because they're socialist. 😉

Yesterday I posted "You should buy an EV" to 4 major socials. Below are # of likes and most common response. Can you guess which is which?* 🤔 1) 54, ONLY if it's a Tesla! 2) 21, NOT if it's a Tesla! 3) 12, I have a hybrid! 4) 0, *crickets* 🤣⚡🔋🔌 *You probably can't because you don't exist here. 😉

You should buy an EV.

Available in Alabama right now! I want to pull an @agingwheels.bsky.social and go get this for no reason whatsoever. 😆⚡🔋

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$1.5 BILLION? For what? Email addresses and the "You've got mail" voice?

I've seen the Comcast bucket truck around our neighborhood today. I hope they're taking everything down and giving up.

I was going to go outside and watch for people being raptured up, but it's just too damn hot. Of course, if I'm not taken, I guess I better get used to it being hot.

I didn't know either. 👍

It's 1:00 a.m. and outside a dog just barked exactly once. But that's enough to make me want to go look and see what's going on.

What's up, my least used social media? I clicked like on some dog pictures and something Pete Buttigieg said. I'll check in again tomorrow.

@archive.org How's the Marion Stokes collection coming along? Can we watch any of it yet?

We went to a "vintage" market and I was the oldest person there and everything was just my old stuff.