Isn't it still the biggest social media by a lot? It's full of slop, to be sure, but it's the only reliable way I can interact with friends and family at scale.

I hate it when we run out of degrees here in Alabama. Bleh.

Using this as our Christmas card this year.

Windows 10 isn't getting updates anymore? THANK GOD!

Fox has the best graphics for NFL games BY FAR. I'd like it even a little smaller, but it's fairly lightweight with no solid background. ESPN's nonsense takes up a HUGE portion of the screen. I like actually seeing the game I'm watching! 😁🏈 P.S. Root for Green Bay because they're socialist. 😉

Yesterday I posted "You should buy an EV" to 4 major socials. Below are # of likes and most common response. Can you guess which is which?* 🤔 1) 54, ONLY if it's a Tesla! 2) 21, NOT if it's a Tesla! 3) 12, I have a hybrid! 4) 0, *crickets* 🤣⚡🔋🔌 *You probably can't because you don't exist here. 😉

You should buy an EV.

Available in Alabama right now! I want to pull an @agingwheels.bsky.social and go get this for no reason whatsoever. 😆⚡🔋

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$1.5 BILLION? For what? Email addresses and the "You've got mail" voice?

I've seen the Comcast bucket truck around our neighborhood today. I hope they're taking everything down and giving up.

I was going to go outside and watch for people being raptured up, but it's just too damn hot. Of course, if I'm not taken, I guess I better get used to it being hot.

I didn't know either. 👍

It's 1:00 a.m. and outside a dog just barked exactly once. But that's enough to make me want to go look and see what's going on.

What's up, my least used social media? I clicked like on some dog pictures and something Pete Buttigieg said. I'll check in again tomorrow.

@archive.org How's the Marion Stokes collection coming along? Can we watch any of it yet?

We went to a "vintage" market and I was the oldest person there and everything was just my old stuff.

Did y'all need to install anything? If so, I have the installation CD.

omg

This looks like something I made with AI. 😆

I opened Bluesky and saw FIVE notifications and almost freaked out.

They knew what they were doing.

So A.I. is gonna help budding entrepreneurs get a loan and hire people? So far it looks like it helps programmers regurgitate average code, regular folks write awkwardly formal emails, and mentally unstable people think they're Jesus Christ.

I really should stop watching these. I'm not on the internet to experience emotions. This is supposed to be mind numbing. 😁

On my after dinner neighborhood walk, and this 8 foot long branch just crashed to the ground about 5 feet behind my head so f*** you, death! Not today. 🤪

Yeah, you don't see a lot of folks going door-to-door, spreading the good word about scientific facts and evolution. Maybe we should! "Good morning, ma'am, do you have a few minutes to talk about DNA mutations?"

TLC went from the The Learning Channel to The Ladies Channel to The Little People's Channel to the Lunatic Channel over the past 20 years.

They FINALLY finished the pipes in Flint! Remember the lead pipes / water fiasco?

Does advocating for Medicare-for-All count as pushing solutions? Because it feels like it does to me. It's a pretty straightforward way to blunt all the obstacles. You don't even need AI.

I'm a little more worried about democracy itself, but hopefully this is the kind of stuff that sways elections.

Eating like this tonight because we ran all the way out of fucks.

If it isn't political panic, it's this. A decade ago I would not have predicted I would get sick of social media. 😆

Aaaaalrighty then... *opens Bluesky* Let's panic about stuff and also look at dogs.

Finally, advertisers figure out how to capture my attention!

The online what? *closes social media app*

Somebody please check the time stamp on this. 🤪

If you don't like any Democratic candidates, have you considered running for office? You can just do stuff.

Going to Philly today! Airport to hotel downtown is $3 extra for an electric Uber and that seems worth it to me. Think of it as offsetting the carbon from the flight. ✈️⚡🔋

UNPLUG ALL THE THINGS!

Somehow I have to survive the horror of 2 hours on an airplane tomorrow with no Internet. Unless I want to pay. I do not. My wife is suggesting taking something called a "book." Wish me luck. ✈️📖

Good candidate, good primary campaign, ranked choice voting, and young people actually showed up! Can we do this sort of thing everywhere, please?

This social media app could've just been an email.

For both my elderly mom & stepmom, their biggest expense is insurance, especially health, which doesn't exist in other countries. I don't know how to make people understand this. It's like trying to explain EV advantages. You can use normal words, and people will nod along, but nothing registers.

Spidey impaled on a mic stand, circa 1999. Not rotated. This is art.

I swear all new running shoes are like hot marshmallow moon boots with random if-you're-lucky arch support. I hate them all.

We used to be a real country.

Backing up 78,000 text messages. At least 70,000 of them are "What do you want for dinner?"

New Orleans was crackin' me up and warming the cockles of my heart this June. 😄⚜️🌈

Don't forget it's free doughnut day at Krispy Kreme! THIS IS IMPORTANT. 🍩

POV: You're ordering at a food truck but you're less than 8 ft tall.