@davidcorn.bsky.social Well SOMEBODY should keep manufacturing those Allbirds!

@olbermann.bsky.social All other discussion in the country must stop while we consider this major issue:

@thedailyshow.com I must question Mr. Jon Stewart's claim last night that even he was too young to remember that James Arnett played the role of Marshall Matt Dillon on Gunsmoke, which ended its 20 seasons on the air in 1975 when Stewart was 13. Otherwise, the show was great as usual!

That's a trick question. We have to give up thinking about retirement ballroom or no ballroom.

I was going to ask him the same thing. Or perhaps he just didn't like Margaret Trudeau's biography "Beyond Reason".

@symonedsanders.bsky.social This is the opening sequence to F-Troop: youtu.be/-K4BvF_sb3Y?...

The gold leaf applied to the ceiling will block the activities in the East Wing ballroom from God's prying eyes.

It will be safer than any American grade school.

She was given the nickname "Squeaky" by Charlie Manson prior to her attempt to assassinate President Ford.

Following my own concussion several years ago, I now speak English with a Klingonese accent. Qapla'!

The Onion ("America's Finest News Source" - trade mark) has shined a metaphorical spotlight on Foreign Accent Syndrome, where traumatic brain injury causes a person to speak their native language with what sounds like a foreign accent. Well done, The Onion! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign...

... doesn't lead to the Trump Administration declaring that there's some sort of Professor's Plot. Also, I recall that William F. Buckley, Jr., created a controversy by joking on television in 1975 that President Ford might become the first president assassinated at the Lincoln Memorial.

The Secret Service updates their generic profile of presidential assassins after each attempt. The profile was exclusively male until Squeaky Fromme and Sara Jane Moore independently took shots at President Ford during a two-week period during 1975. I just hope this latest attempt doesn't lead to...

@radiofreetom.bsky.social That's how the 12 Colonies ended up with Secretary of Education Laura Roslin as their president aboard Battlestar Galactica. Haven't we learned anything from early 21st century science fiction?

"Other than that, attendees at the 2026 Washington Press Corps Dinner, how did you enjoy the banquet?"

The Professor's Plot.

We will never be a great nation again unless we build the largest ballroom in the world on public property for Trump Organization events.

Probably thrown into the Potomac.

The McDLT was great. It was the environmentally-hostile styrofoam packaging that did it in. Here's the big 1985 McDLT rollout commercial: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNCt...

@radiofreetom.bsky.social The spirit of Mr. Nixon quietly contemplates how HE caught all hell for saying "I am not a crook" after viewing what Trump denied being in yesterday's 60 Minutes interview.

Please don’t use Jesus Christ in this kind of remark, lower case or not.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social You've been so busy arguing with your crankier followers that you haven't posted any Lily photos or videos this weekend.

According to the Constitution and relevant enabling legislation, if 330 million people die Kash Patel becomes president.

Trump famously has good child-birthing hips.

She also doesn't want to hear a damn thing against Trump's 25-storey tall arc or the 25-foot tall gold Trump statue on top of that arc or Trump's signature going on all U. S. currency starting next month.

This reminds me of those spectral figures in photographs taken by ghost hunters who could not see them in real life.

I have a meningioma brain tumor and even I don't agree with Fetterman.

I grew up on Dave Seville and Alvin and the Chipmunks in the 1960s. What in the wide, wide world of sports is THIS???

@hntdove.bsky.social Everybody wants to get in on the alternate timeline.

Three people on the stand behind the president in Butler were shot by the gunman, and one of them died of his wounds.

The left’s almost jocular response to last night’s gunfire at the White House Correspondents Dinner stood in marked contrast to the somber tone adopted by Republicans in the wake of the hammer attack on Paul Pelosi

Before Squeaky Fromme and then Sara Jane Moore, the Secret Service profile of likely assassin personalities were exclusively male. Fromme and Moore changed that. The latest attempted assassin is a university professor. I hope Emporia State Teacher's College faculty are considered above suspicion.

There was a mass shooting this morning at Indiana University that has left nine injured. The Indiana Daily Student has been facing pressure by Republicans and school administrators to shut down the print edition all year. Why isn't Donald Trump or legacy media corps reporting about this huh?

You should pray for the eventual enlightenment of some of your followers.

Donald Trump wants a half billion dollar White House ballroom so he can be safer than American school children attending class anywhere in America.

Here's a thought. Rather than building a half bllion dollar ballroom with dark funding on the Whte House grounds, perhaps the president, vice president and cabinet officials should not attend what is after all a trade association baquet at a hotel that remained open to the public and other guests.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Another report of a damn odd reaction to last night's assassination attmept. This one was at the WHCD moments after the assailant opened fire. And I mean the people trying to lead the chant. Everyone else was probably wondering if anyone had been killed.

And there has already been an assassination attempt aganst Trump at one of his golf courses. But he needs a half billion dollar dark-funded ballroom.

I'll just leave this editorial cartoon from The Onion ("America's Finest News Source" - trademark) from a few weeks ago here for no particular reason.

It would be ironic if this convinces Trump that gun control might be a good idea after all.

I almost asked what the folks on the social media platform formerly known as Twitter were saying about the WHCD, but on second thought I could do without that.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Its' likely that White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavett's odd comment about "shots will be fired in the hall" before tonight's WHCD was a tremendously bad joke, and that Trump's own momentary lack of reaction to the shots actually being fired were because he is 80.

Just because someone is 70 years doesn't make them a bad person. Well, not necessarily a bad person.

The one guy at the White House Correspondent's Dinner who apparently decided to show up topless should have raised suspicions.

The WHCD shooter will be used to justify things that have nothing to do with the WHCD shooter. Mark this moment.

Reverse vampires would be blood donors.

Why were President Kennedy and Vice President Johnson both riding slowly by the crowd in Dealey Plaza in the same open limousine? Security gets lax. Risks are taken that should not have been.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social I really was filming in Dealey Plaza 24 hours after President Kennedy was shot and killed there. People were still there, hysterical and crying. A heck of a lot of the reactions of people to tonight's WHCD is odd in the extreme.

Most unfortunate photograph from this year's White House Correspondent's Dinner:

“It’s inconceivable to me that law enforcement would recommend the program continue.” Andy McCabe on CNN.